'Bagging?' I'm already out of date? I just learned 'burritoing' for chrissakes!
Well, here's the story:
We had already bought the backpacks - a tough and expensive Kodiak for the 12 year old man who was whining about Jansport, and some other Swiss Army thousand-zippered, 50 thousand pocket thing-a-ma-jig for the 14 year old.
Next day we go to the Mall for clothes - and there is a luggage shop in there with walls (and tables out in the main thoroughfare) covered in Jansports. They all look the same - very flimsy, about two zips, looks like they cost 50 cents to make in some sweatshop. Preteens and teens were swarming around them like flies around crap.
My preteen wasn't impressed that we had already picked the Kodiak; he wanted to get a Jansport, too.
"Are you nuts?" I asked him. "You'll get burritoed!"
"Duh? Burri- wut?"
"Burritoed, man, you don't know nothing," I said nonchalently, the trendiest guy in town (having learned from GTPlanet, of course.) "Burritoed. It's when they take your backpack, empty it, turn your pack inside out and stuff everything back again. Sick."
"Huh? Who told you?"
"Never mind. Can't divulge my sources. You want to be burritoed - well, it's up to you. We'll get a Jansport and return the Kodiak."
The little man goes and examines the lazy, two-zipper, piece of vinyl that is Jansport. They are priced at $39.99 each. These, I remember, look like the same Jansports I paid $14.99 for about 3 - 4 years ago (my sons called it 'babyish' then, and wanted Northern Escape.)
"I'll hold that thought, Dad," he says. " Let me check out what's happening at school first, okay? I like the Kodiak anyway. These Jansports might go on sale later. Hm. Burritoed, eh?"
So there we are - knowing the trend can be handy.
Hope he doesn't start burritoing people at school, though.