Well, I have a fair few relatives in England. Mostly in Nottingham. I've been to England and Scotland. I must say the only places in England I liked were London (also Soho) and Yorkshire.
Nottingham was a Jamaican drug-smuggling hole. I got food-poisoning from some Jamaicans' food. Also, where was the sun?!
I live near Sydney, so the only bugs here are illegal immigrants. The type we constantly get are smaller than Dogs. (no racism intended)
But, I went to a fair few places in England. I enjoyed the whole Touristy London thing. Nice change. My Dad and his family are all English. My Grandfather is from Scarborough, my Dad from Nottingham, and I can't remember the rest.
I also have a fair few Essex jokes.