The Random Story Thread

[VT]

Damn our team lost in the last five minutes of the Killzone game. I got 4th overall in kiills though. 38 kills.

Wrong thread genious.

 

[Blackbird.]

Shut up.

 

[VT]

Shut up.

LMAO.

 

[Blackbird.]

How mature.

Back on topic.

 

[VT]

posts in the GTP opinions forum drop off to the point where the forum is deleted and then ..

Supermod comes and resurrects the opinions forum and all is right with GTP until one April Fool's day about 10 years later when ..

 

[Blackbird.]

sUn's haircut put everyone in a fright and it's not a joke and he says...

 

[TVRKing]

I r t3h suck! j00 wil ph33r m3!!!

sUn of course, was an absolute.....

 

[Ev0]

noob, so everyone ignored him. But, it turns out sUn is one of the world's top computer hackers, and just for his own enjoyment, he crashed microsoft's servers. Bill Gates was uber pissed, so...

 

[TVRKing]

He grabbed his Winchester rifle, and went down to sUn's house, with the sole intention of....

 

[standard235]

making him a cheese sandwich loaded with g@ngst@ filling....

 

[TVRKing]

making him a cheese sandwich loaded with g@ngst@ filling....

With Onionz n' **** yo.

After making this sandwich, he......

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... sat down, ate the sandwich and watched...

 

[standard235]

his fave show, Dora the Explorer to learn new h@ck0rz tricks

 

[VT]

and then proceeds to kill the random story thread (oh noes!1!) which is then resurrected ala Lazarus by yours truly.

Then Ahhhhhnold storms into the Taj Mahal with a big huge eraser and starts ..

 

[TVRKing]

baking a cake, using the laser as a cooking utensil.

 

[VT]

but then the huge cake overheated because from the massive heat put out by his laser and exploded causing mass ..

 

[TVRKing]

ive marzipan coatings, and

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Monkey guts! Luckly he knew how to turn back time with a fork and 3 apples, so he could...

 

[TVRKing]

Avert disaster by setting his laser to 50% power.

Of course, doing this meant.....

 

[VT]

that 2+3 now equals 15 and all the laws of physics are completely useless so he decides that it is best to ..

 

[TVRKing]

Go to the nearest Toyota dealer, and.....

 

[VT]

buy a scion xB because they are actually very fast and aerodynamic now. he then ..

 

[TVRKing]

Decided to bling it by killing the T1000 and turning him into spinnaz.

But to do this, he...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... Had to get naked and do the chicken dance while...

 

[VT]

Radicools Mum yelled at him to do the dishes and ..

 

[Cap'n Jack]

... He didn't do them, so he ran off in a tutu to the land of...

 

[VT]

nevernever (Neverneverland for those who don't get it) and found a mysterious ranch and ..

 

[Ev0]

nevernever (Neverneverland for those who don't get it) and found a mysterious ranch and ..

discovered the owner of the ranch is radicool's mum, and this was all just an intricate scheme to make him do the dishes. So, in order to avoid this task, he ran back to his blingged Scion xB and...

 

[TVRKing]

Discovered to his horror that the drivers seat had bee replaced with.....

 

[MrktMkr1986]

... a stool

...which then...