The Random Story Thread

[Robin2]

but osama was smarter than meme and nuked him.

 

[psonefreak]

meme survived the nuking, but came out of the radiation cloud with the new power of....

 

[Robin2]

being the world biggest wanker. he went around pissing everyone off and then everyone got sick of it so they shot him.

 

[psonefreak]

with a really large cannon

 

[Robin2]

and it blew him to smitherines. nobody ever heard or saw him again. the end.

 

[psonefreak]

New story: One day while walking along in the forest...

 

[Robin2]

of 8 foot tall marijuana plants with enormous buds and i came across

 

[psonefreak]

a very high cat that said...

 

[Jpec07]

Can you catch those buds for me?

 

[F1man]

but you just saw me again!

 

[oosacker]

And Then God said:"let there be

 

[boombexus]

"beer, cus I got cotton mouth like a_______"

 

[Vasco]

sheep after a night out...

 

[boombexus]

with a prostitute that had...

 

[Race Idiot]

been stuck up a large.............

 

[viperguy]

chicken ass...

 

[F1man]

ouch!

 

[psonefreak]

which belonged to meme

 

[Vasco]

an other thing meme had was a retractable...

 

[oosacker]

light saber embedded in his underpants to cut open bad people

 

[Vasco]

and then use their genitals as his...

 

[psonefreak]

power source

 

[viperguy]

to power his reign of destruction...
(700 posts!!)

 

[psonefreak]

the members of all the auto clubs on GTP come together and attack him with all their might.

 

[viperguy]

and were able to defeat the menace, but..

 

[boombexus]

His genatalia still remained in a...

 

[viperguy]

wad of **** on the moon

 

[boombexus]

where it will stay until the next.....

 

[viperguy]

at least one more week...

 

[boombexus]

...until a new member of a boy band is shot into space to retreive it and bring it back for...........