This picture made my day.

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Meh, I think that poster has a lot more potential. You should start a caption contest thread...

"LOADING TIMES,
Included."

Grand turismo 5
the real loading simulator

Just wait for update 1.06 :sly:

“While racing the 24 hours of Nurburgring, you can smell people’s barbecues — we couldn’t recreate that.”
But leave your PS3 running for the week doing the endurance race and the smell of hot silicon is pretty close.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OVER 9000 SKYLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
“While racing the 24 hours of Nurburgring, you can smell people’s barbecues — we couldn’t recreate that.”
But leave your PS3 running for the week doing the endurance race and the smell of hot silicon is pretty close.

+1 premium
+200 standards

i started the 4hrs of tsukuba friday night. im 2hrs in now and its sunday night. i still dont want to touch my ps3.

"Drive through pixellating smoke effects and jaggy shadows!"
update 1.06 new and improved with even jaggier rain drops!
 
A bit lame I must admit

agreed... its really not that funny. I get it... there are an insane amount of skylines in this game, but to be honest those aren't the cars that I view as a waste of space. The real wastes of space are all of those crappy old 70s and 80s japanese cars with 80-120 hp. What is the point of having those over cars like the BMW M1 and a ton of other cars that would actually be enjoyable to race
 
How about:

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"FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE TRANSMISSION,
lol."

HAHAHAH


Dudes: Kaz was proly like, quick, put an SLS on the cover, it will distract them from the fact that its nothing but Miatas, skylines and Rx7s.
Except for one lucky and/or skilled man/woman, that SLS on the cover becomes the SLS in the garage; which is pretty cool.
 
Except for one lucky and/or skilled man/woman Bob, that SLS on the cover becomes the SLS in the his master's garage; which is pretty cool questionable..

B-Spec challange for the lose. I can't imagine the amount of swearing at the frequent mistakes and inability to overtake of basically every Bob participating in this :D
 
...Suddenly, we're complaining.
GT5 the real critic attractor.

When was this ever a new idea?
 
I used to think the same way at first but I find myself not even having enough time to properly experience the premium cars let alone the standards therefore, I really don't care anymore that they are many skylines etc... Funnilly enough I've only just got around to driving and tuning the GTR V-spec 09...and this is since I got the game at the end of November 2010. I still have to proplerly drive and tune the SLS AMG, Ferrari Italia, Lexus IFA (almost forgot about that one) Lambo SV, Maserati, etc.....

Basically I can spend all my free time in one whole weekend just driving/racing/tuning/photographing one car. By driving I mean a lot of laps on my favourite game tracks in Practice mode (where it records the best lap too) and tuning them to my liking as I go along then comparing the various standard car laptimes too on selected tracks. Plus photos of those I think looked great with my selection of color/rim combos. This takes A LOT of time per car....so you can see why I still have a lot of time ahead of me. I'm not even doing many races anymore because most of my time is spent doing this which is what I love. After realizing they got the dynamics with the real life cars just about right (C63 in game versus my real one) I pretty much feel convinced that my comparisons would turn out pretty much the same in real life. Yet in real life I would never have the time nor money to do what I do in this game (driving sim).
 
"Only 1 premium for every four standard! Tracks Included!!!!"
Now THAT is a good one. :sly:👍
"For every 1 car with interior view, 4 come without"
"For every 1 car you can change the wheels, 4 you cant"
"For every 1 car you can take to phototravel, 4 you cant"
"800 free cars imported directly from the PSP!!" :lol:
The list goes on.....
 
GT5 is like GT3,when GT3 came in everyone hated it,and when GT4 comed in everyone forgotten it,but still is a great game that showed another step for graphics on PS2,just like GT5 for PS3,but i really will be pissed of if they release GT6 for PS4,i will not buy any console for a game anymore,Just like i did for PS1 (GT 1),PS2 (GT 4) and PS3 (GT5).
 
GT5: press x to display message. Message may cause seizures. Do not destroy your hard drive. Press x. Do you wish to see the car you just earned? Do you wish to use the car you just earned? Haha you must rebuild the skyline you just bought from the ucd. You cannot upgrade that car. You cannot use that car. You cannot paint that car. Select drivers. You cannot select 2 drivers. You cannot save during a weeklong race. Congratulations you win a museum ticket!
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It should say "Even our install times are under estimated!"

Mine stayed at 45 seconds left for 10 minutes!

or "gt5, generic gtplanet comment"
 
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