TOCA Season 5 / Spurgy, Joe, DBC, Volvo, Champions!

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akmuq
Let's see, 4 in TOCA, 2 in Meganes, 1 in WSM, 4 in IROC and 2 in Trucks?
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I don't count the Meganes. 1 in the Indy Lights 100, 1 at the very first V8 race at Monza.
 
Furinkazen
I don't count the Meganes. 1 in the Indy Lights 100, 1 at the very first V8 race at Monza.
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I do, after all the Swifts have to be counted and they're pretty similar...

Save for the fact that Swifts are obviously more challenging and never had arcade draft. :p
 
Cleverbot interview:

Will I win TOCA Season 5?
"no"

Is the Volvo the right choice?
"Not bad."

Can I win races?
"No. You lost the game."

Did DaxCobra win?
"Yes."

Why?
"Because you have lost the game..."

Why?
"Because I said so."

Does Dax moan a lot?
"Yes."

Will Chqr be a troll?
"The greatest."



:lol:
 
Furinkazen
Cleverbot interview:

Will I win TOCA Season 5?
"no"

Is the Volvo the right choice?
"Not bad."

Can I win races?
"No. You lost the game."

Did DaxCobra win?
"Yes."

Why?
"Because you have lost the game..."

Why?
"Because I said so."

Does Dax moan a lot?
"Yes."

Will Chqr be a troll?
"The greatest."



:lol:
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Those answers were obviously made by a person who knows everything substantial about TOCA, except for the fact that Dax only won the moaning contest, not anything else. :sly:
 
I gave it a question and uh.

Do you know of the GTP series Toca?
I am in love.

Uh... :odd: Clearly Neljack.

Why do you love Toca?

Because you are AWESOME!

You think Touring cars are exciting?

Yes. That is true. But you want to control me, but you can't.

Who do you think will win Toca S5?

The colts are out of the playoffs so they can't win and I think the steelers will win.

Ok, who do YOU think will win Toca on Gran Turismo Planet?

Well which teams are playing in it?

A few stupid responses later...

Neljack is cool?

We have to find him.

No we dont hes gay.

That's what I thought.

Last a funny ender.

I think Furi will make Toca crash and burn, what you rekon?

I think that you think that I know you are full of it.
 
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I had a long conversation with Cleverbot, which can be summarised in a few short sentences: I will not win the championship. Furi will win the championship, and not by bribing the stewards. Cleverbot likes penguins. Cleverbot thinks that the stewards are annoying.

Then there was the part where he admitted his love for me and said that I was a "hot boy". Apparently we're also engaged.




I'm going to make TOCA dog the best man at the wedding.
 
Me: Consegues falar portugues ? (Can you speak portuguese)
Clever: No, but I speak latin.
Me: Speak :).
Clever: Bonjour.
 
Furinkazen
TOCA Group was discontinued a long time ago, post it here Dax.
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It's still up for everyone to see and I don't want to go off topic.


Whats that?

You insist?

Fine...


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: I said hello!


User: How are you?


Cleverbot: I'm fine and how about you?


User: I am excited.


Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 400.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: Because race car.

Cleverbot: Why do you care?

User: Can I ask you something?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Who do you think will win TOCA Season 5?

Cleverbot: No one. The world will blow up in a nuclear blast.

User: Okay, bye/.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To set up shelter for the blast.

Cleverbot: Which lost city?

User: Tol'vir.

Cleverbot: Spool.
 
Right next test will be next THURSDAY, england match is on on tuesday...
 
Furinkazen
Right next test will be next THURSDAY, england match is on on tuesday...
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So you allow football fans to win the battle? :boggled:

I kept on running the Swifts despite neljack, akmuq and chris being away, and we got 7 dedicated people in...
 
Carbonox
So you allow football fans to win the battle? :boggled:

I kept on running the Swifts despite neljack, akmuq and chris being away, and we got 7 dedicated people in...
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Also I may be busy tuesday myself...
 
paulmac2k9
I gave it a question and uh.

Do you know of the GTP series Toca?
I am in love.

Uh... :odd: Clearly Neljack.

Why do you love Toca?

Because you are AWESOME!

You think Touring cars are exciting?

Yes. That is true. But you want to control me, but you can't.

Who do you think will win Toca S5?

The colts are out of the playoffs so they can't win and I think the steelers will win.

Ok, who do YOU think will win Toca on Gran Turismo Planet?

Well which teams are playing in it?

A few stupid responses later...

Neljack is cool?

We have to find him.

No we dont hes gay.

That's what I thought.

Last a funny ender.

I think Furi will make Toca crash and burn, what you rekon?

I think that you think that I know you are full of it.
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*Mind self combusts*

:lol:
 
Carbonox
So you allow football fans to win the battle? :boggled:

I kept on running the Swifts despite neljack, akmuq and chris being away, and we got 7 dedicated people in...
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Carb I am dedicated, Im sorry :'( <3
 
Cleverbot: Fine. Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: I am from the moon.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's it like there?

Cleverbot: I don't go there anymore.

User: What was it like?

Cleverbot: What was what like?

User: The moon!

Cleverbot: I've never been to the moon.

User: You said you had!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You said you were from the moon.

Cleverbot: Indeed, I am.

User: So, what's it like there?

Cleverbot: There are penguins there.
 
DaxCobra
Cleverbot: There are penguins there.
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That's why he doesn't go there anymore.

Every time I talk to cleverbot we always end up talking about love or sex. The 2 most recent conversations were the one where he said he loved me, I was a "hot boy" and we were engaged, and the second one became a very weird session of cybering. There was one salvagable part of that second conversation though:

User: Do you like TOCA dog?

Cleverbot: Of course! Know any good jokes?

User: Yes! TOCA dog is the best steward on the panel!

Cleverbot: Of course.
 
DrifterJoe
That's why he doesn't go there anymore.

Every time I talk to cleverbot we always end up talking about love or sex. The 2 most recent conversations were the one where he said he loved me, I was a "hot boy" and we were engaged, and the second one became a very weird session of cybering. There was one salvagable part of that second conversation though:

User: Do you like TOCA dog?

Cleverbot: Of course! Know any good jokes?

User: Yes! TOCA dog is the best steward on the panel!

Cleverbot: Of course.
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TOCA dog approves!
 
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As a steward, I suggest that everyone named DaxCobra runs with 100 ballast and comfort tires.
 
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