trainer needed

Discussion in 'GT Academy' started by chief wahoo, Nov 28, 2018.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. chief wahoo

    chief wahoo

    Messages:
    12
    Does anyone know a good Alligator trainer? We have one in our back yard who has a hard time understanding what NO means. A tomahawk chop would work, but ?i would like this worked out in a civilized way
     
  2. Northstar

    Northstar Premium

    Messages:
    22,865
    Location:
    United States
    You should probably just accept the fact your backyard now belongs to an alligator.
     
  3. LMSCorvetteGT2

    LMSCorvetteGT2

    Messages:
    22,517
    Location:
    United States
    What does this have to do with GT Academy?
     
  4. TexRex

    TexRex

    Messages:
    19,341
    Location:
    United States
    What a croc...
     
    Inferno251 and chief wahoo like this.
  5. chief wahoo

    chief wahoo

    Messages:
    12
    Im not going to be able to play the game if I have an Alligator in my backyard trying to eat my dogs
    and get into my house
     
  6. Steph Irving

    Steph Irving

    Messages:
    3
    Mate, I’m gonna tell you three things.

    1. Purchase a large stereo, good for outdoor use, if you don’t already have one. You’re gonna wanna lay the speakers directly onto the ground and play some music at an Elkins 7-4v frequency (based on how it was recorded I do believe the ideal sonic piece for this is the Greatest Hits album by Chris Gaines). The vibrations in the dirt will force the worms up and out of the ground and away from the sound source. When the alligator gets a load of the sight of hundreds of wriggling worms all headed in the same direction, he’ll scoot away quicker than a feral pig evading capture.

    3. Lastly, and most importantly, you’ll want to find yourself a bigger reptile to chase and keep the unwanted gator away. When we had a similar problem with an unwanted croc in our backyard, which we named The Mountie, we had to bring in a bigger croc from across town to show him who the real law and order of the backyard was. Big Boss is still there to this day, guarding the entire property from other crocs, thieves, neighbors and family.

    Good luck, mate!
     
    chief wahoo likes this.
  7. chief wahoo

    chief wahoo

    Messages:
    12
    Ill try it tomorrow, thanks
     
  8. zzz_pt

    zzz_pt

    Messages:
    8,021
    Location:
    Germany
    [​IMG]
     
    chief wahoo likes this.
  9. Pupik

    Pupik Staff Emeritus

    Messages:
    17,862
    Location:
    United States
    I guess Chief Wahoo retired to Florida.

    You might be able to find an alligator wrestler, but we honestly think you're a bit of a croc(k).
     
    chief wahoo likes this.
  10. chief wahoo

    chief wahoo

    Messages:
    12
    at least you are being honest. After losing a couple pets, I ended up going with the tomahawk approach and am now selling Alligator Jerky at cost
     
  11. chief wahoo

    chief wahoo

    Messages:
    12
    Im all out of Jerky, it went fast
     
  12. LMSCorvetteGT2

    LMSCorvetteGT2

    Messages:
    22,517
    Location:
    United States
    Again what does this have to do with GT Academy?
     
  13. daan

    daan Moderator

    Messages:
    34,386
    Location:
    Scotland
    GT Academy was where GT drivers competed to get a real race contract with Nissan. This is not that.
     
    Inferno251 and DaGiBUS like this.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.