trainer needed

Does anyone know a good Alligator trainer? We have one in our back yard who has a hard time understanding what NO means. A tomahawk chop would work, but ?i would like this worked out in a civilized way

 

You should probably just accept the fact your backyard now belongs to an alligator.

 

What does this have to do with GT Academy?

 

What a croc...

 

Im not going to be able to play the game if I have an Alligator in my backyard trying to eat my dogs
and get into my house

 

Mate, I’m gonna tell you three things.

1. Purchase a large stereo, good for outdoor use, if you don’t already have one. You’re gonna wanna lay the speakers directly onto the ground and play some music at an Elkins 7-4v frequency (based on how it was recorded I do believe the ideal sonic piece for this is the Greatest Hits album by Chris Gaines). The vibrations in the dirt will force the worms up and out of the ground and away from the sound source. When the alligator gets a load of the sight of hundreds of wriggling worms all headed in the same direction, he’ll scoot away quicker than a feral pig evading capture.

3. Lastly, and most importantly, you’ll want to find yourself a bigger reptile to chase and keep the unwanted gator away. When we had a similar problem with an unwanted croc in our backyard, which we named The Mountie, we had to bring in a bigger croc from across town to show him who the real law and order of the backyard was. Big Boss is still there to this day, guarding the entire property from other crocs, thieves, neighbors and family.

Good luck, mate!

 

Ill try it tomorrow, thanks

 

I guess Chief Wahoo retired to Florida.

You might be able to find an alligator wrestler, but we honestly think you're a bit of a croc(k).

 

at least you are being honest. After losing a couple pets, I ended up going with the tomahawk approach and am now selling Alligator Jerky at cost

 

Im all out of Jerky, it went fast

 

Again what does this have to do with GT Academy?