What Grinds your Gears?

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When you accidentally forgot you posted something in a thread, so posted it another day and got in trouble for it. :banghead:
 
Jai
When you accidentally forgot you posted something in a thread, so posted it another day and got in trouble for it. :banghead:

Are you sure it's just an accident?

Shem's gear grinder of the day. -

Phone call from missus: "Honey will you be home soon? I've finished my dinner and will be home soon".

Me: "Yeah, alright, I'll be back when I finish my beer in half an hour."

Missus: "OK, see you soon."

An hour later she's still obviously not home because I'm posting here and not getting me some.

Women? Will us men ever understand them? Me thinks not.

So she's not the type to stay out late or say that something came up. Being the paranoid chap I am I'm now wondering if zombies have taken my wife. :grumpy:
(I knew that hand axe would come in handy.)
 
^I'm like that with my girlfriend too, she rings me to say she's coming over at (for example) 1pm and by three I'm still sitting on my lonesome worrying where she is. But when she wants me to come over I'm there on time even if thats 3am :ouch: I second your not understanding women statement, I doubt I will ever understand her
 
Problem I have is I live with my wife/partner. If the door is locked any anyone comes in unannounced I tend to enter the fold wielding a rather hefty cleaver.

[/Paranoia]

Could be a zombie, eh?
 
It could be a zombie indeed, better safe than sorry :lol:

paranoia is horrible :grumpy:
 
When the season changes, I always get a cold. My nose is leaking like crazy, my thoat is dry, my ears are clogged, an it's slows me down. Anyone else gets seasonal colds?
 
CrashBandicoot
When the season changes, I always get a cold. My nose is leaking like crazy, my thoat is dry, my ears are clogged, an it's slows me down. Anyone else gets seasonal colds?

I spend all summer with hay fever and all winter with a cold. All year with a runny bose..... sorry nose.
 
When I'm in lecture and have a quick, simple 'yes/no' question for my professor after class but am forced to wait 10+ minutes for the people in front of me who ask the most long, convoluted questions possible... :grumpy:
 
Runny noses in the winter :grumpy:... ESPECIALLY when there's no tissues around! :mad:


When customers:
-get aggressive with questions by pressuring us to give them answers...They use the "I know you guys sell them! I bought it from here a week ago!" excuse...and I just want to make them look stupid by replying "if you bought it here a week ago, how could you not remember where it is or have a rough idea where to look?"
-are incapable of describing what it is they're looking for or use a very broad word which could have meant 3 different products...I'm looking for a scraper.... "What kind of scraper?" umm, a scraper... you know... a-a scraper........ *shoots myself*
-they assume I'm always being attentive with their questions, so they don't address me or anything to get my attention, they just fire the question and for all I know they could have been talking on the phone. How am I supposed to know? I'm putting back merchandise these stupid people leave everywhere!
-don't know what it is they're looking for, but they never walk down any aisles to see if it's there... so how can you possibly find what you're looking for if you don't go down a single one?!
-they don't thank me for telling them where things are...or when they don't thank the employee(s) for letting them use the staff washroom when they aren't even allowed to.
-when parents spoil their kids by letting them buy things every time they visit..one day they'll say no to something and the kid will flip out...
-when people in line aren't paying attention when cashiers are shouting "next in line, please!"...they don't even bother to check if they're up next either. One time I actually yelled a little louder than usual, everyone looked and the person in line got startled. :lol:

I've got more, but I don't remember them at the moment.
 
Ill tell you what annoys me? In all honestly, where do all the missing socks actually go, I mean has anyone actually figured out yet?

Oh and why are more and more people dressing up in track suits. Like if you don't jog or do to the gym, why buy jogging pants?
 
TankAss95
Ill tell you what annoys me? In all honestly, where do all the missing socks actually go, I mean has anyone actually figured out yet?

Oh and why are more and more people dressing up in track suits. Like if you don't jog or do to the gym, why buy jogging pants?

When I was 3 I dropped a sock out the window of our car on the highway...

Because there comfy? Your a poser?
 
Ill tell you what annoys me? In all honestly, where do all the missing socks actually go, I mean has anyone actually figured out yet?

The washing machine is a black hole that leads to a parallel universe where socks have risen up and taken over the planet (this was actually one theory put forward a group of scientists in answer to your question).

Oh and why are more and more people dressing up in track suits. Like if you don't jog or do to the gym, why buy jogging pants?

Because it makes it easier for the scumbags to run away from the police.... The other answer is simply because it's a case of the blind leading the blind. Just because a few celebrities start doing, then thousands of plebs start doing it, and everyone starts copying it because they have no brain, no sense of free will, and follow blindly like sheep. Except those who have a real reason, like you said about going to the gym, or running.
 
People. Every freaking person on this planet. People who b**** and moan on facebook and act as if the encouragement you gave them was in them all along OR act as if you never said anything and they still moan. Its all bologne, I was all calm until now, but jeez, people are stupid! Maybe certain people should open their eyes to reality, realize that lifes an itch, and be happy with what you got! I care, I listen. You don't listen, this person is a waste of time. End of this rant. :mad:
 
358825 seconds until I get my hands on F1 2011 - that's it.

#firstworldproblems
 
Ill tell you what annoys me? In all honestly, where do all the missing socks actually go, I mean has anyone actually figured out yet?

I blame the cats. Or it could be Borrowers, they used to steal my Matchbox models when I was a kid. :grumpy:
 
Emo kids working in retail.

Customer service these days :lol: You either get 100 different people asking 'Do you need any help?' or 'Are you alright there?' or, you don't see a single staff member.
 
Teachers who can't teach.

Especially when they clearly know what they are teaching as well. I have a few teachers at college like this, great for one to one help on something, but no hope when trying to communicate a concept for 10+ people....

The head of the course REALLY grinds my gears, since he is fantastic at running it the course and should stick just to that. But he doesn't, he takes a lot of the classes too. Of those, he chooses to take the most important subjects too (maths and business management, for example). He has written books on maths and engineering, and used to be a university level lecturer (how I don't know).

Thats his major problem though, in that something he finds simple is a major problem for someone learning the subject. He skips past it (often having calculated answers in his head) without explaining it, leaving the class guessing what on earth he is doing. He writes at an INCREDIBLE pace which is hard to keep up with, let alone think about what is being said, and on top of this he then makes errors throughout since he is going too quickly, relying on his notes and quick solving of problems in his head without checking. This makes for a VERY confused class, and often I have left lessons knowing less than when I walked in!

One of the worst examples for grinding my gears was a year ago when I submitted a maths assignment to him early. A week before deadline he throws it back at me, tells me I've failed as it is but not why. When I ask, he just tells me to read Steven's (a guy on my course) and I'll see it. I read through Steven's (thinking to myself that this is surely plagiarism...) and find I've done far more work, and far more detailed work at that. So I ask him for another hint as to why I've failed. "you have shown a lack of knowledge dealing with the electrical system, your solution is wrong".

I still couldn't see what was wrong, but asked Steven directly now. Put simply, I had worked out exact component values to make the circuit work as expected. This had taken PAGES of work to do, but was clearly stated on the assignment. I finally passed the assignment with an exceptionally high grade... by removing all of these pages, and adding a sentance that said "x component needs to be higher or y component needs to be lower". I was furious, hours of work to figure EXACT component values (as you would do in real world circuit designs) had failed my assignment on the grounds of not understanding it...
 
Teachers who can't teach.

Oh I forgot that one.

I had this Calc II professor a few years back and I'm not sure if he could teach, but not a single student could understand a word he was saying. He was a Middle Easterner and he sounded like he just learned English yesterday. Having been an Engineering major, I've had many professors from the Middle East but they were all excellent teachers and spoke English very well. This guy though, forced me (and most of the class) to drop the course because of this. And I had to wait til the next semester to enroll in a differnt professor's class! :ouch:

I could understand if he was a TA, but I don't understand how he had his own class when the university had to have known that he could barely speak English. When I told my counselor about him, she said, "Oh yea, I get alot of people who drop his class because of that." What?!?!?! :dunce:
 
Geography teachers setting pointless homework. What am I going to learn by putting together the continents to make Pangea? I'm not in primary school. And I've got to do this after a ridiculously long maths homework about double bracket expansion which was pretty easy until the last question which was (x-4) to the power of 4. Long time spent on that one.
 
I love maths, till I get to the (x+y) to the power z questions. ARGHH, always forget how to do them. Grinds my gears that to. Geography is a pointless subject. That's why I dropped it.
 
When two tea bags are made together. I only need one! If i wanted two, i would get two! I don't need Yorkshire tea bags splitting when i'm pulling the sods apart, i just want a relaxing brew. Oh and people that laugh at me for supporting Barnsley instead of a premiership team :|
 
When Flickr refuses to uplaod your photo and gives you an error message saying 'Files must not be larger than 0Kb'
 
Here's what's grinding my gears:

If I go to bed at something like 11pm, the next morning I wake up at something like 4am. I blame it on falling asleep at 4am and being woken up by the alarm clock at 9am during my summer holidays...:indiff:

And that gets me to my next gear-grinder: the summer holidays have pretty much obliterated my memory of what I've learned in the past year of school. Maybe there's some sense in shorter holidays...
 
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