What, no "How are you doing? How have you been?"
Specifically, it's Mom's mom... we only see her like twice a year and every time we see each other, it's always "Oh you've gotten skinnier!" even though she's only making a judgment based on my face... I know it's not a bad thing to receive such a compliment, but if I haven't actually gotten skinnier, and I'm being told I've gotten skinnier the last 2 or 3 times we met... how does that make any sense? If I really was getting skinnier each year, I'd be a damn twig in 4 more years!
I'm not on a diet or on a conquest to lose weight on anything either. I've been relatively slim all my life, and if anything, I'm gaining weight.