What Grinds your Gears?

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When I was on holiday, a bis-ass Bee flew up my ass..

After it came out, it stung me right on the stomach, still hurts even now, we don't need any kind of flying insect.
 
Jai
We don't need any kind of flying insect.
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As much as I'd love to agree with you, seeing as I have a phobia of bees (Kicked a ball into a yellow jacket nest when I was 2 and got stung by them all...repeatedly. It was a big nest too.), but if we didn't have flying insects we would all starve. So if you get stung, take pride in knowing that you are the superior species and that you have more than a quarter of a square inch in living space and move on ;). It does hurt like you-know-what though, I was one big swelled mess after that episode :lol:.
 
The problem is that those fuzzy yellow things follow me like there in the mood for a good time.. That's why they aim for the chocolate log factory when looking for a place to fly up. How would we all starve, I understand that those Bee things crap out honey and all but, what do the others do?
 
elitedriver123
Lol. I sometimes forget to put it on as well, and get lots of bites on my legs and some on my arms :p
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What grinds my gears is that bug repellent makes no difference on me...I get just as many bites with it on as with it off. :banghead:
 
crispychicken49
What Grinds My Gears? Joggers with those three seater strollers. They never have anything in them, and every time I get on my bike to go to school, there's always this one lady with a three seater stroller, hogging the entire sidewalk, so I have to go into the street against oncoming traffic!
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You know that riding a bike classifies you as the operator of a vehicle and therefore you should be in the road and not on the path?

Any how, bugs, I s**t 'em. There's no way bugs will come near me the amount I smoke, and they hate smoke.
 
How damn useless I am at Chess. I can't even beat the computer on easy. And I've been trying ever since I got chess on this thing!!!
 
Driving Park
What grinds my gears is that bug repellent makes no difference on me...I get just as many bites with it on as with it off. :banghead:
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I think the bugs actually like that stuff.
 
Skython11
How damn useless I am at Chess. I can't even beat the computer on easy. And I've been trying ever since I got chess on this thing!!!
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I don't even know how to play chess. Don't feel bad.
 
Jai
What do the others do?
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Most of them pollinate some type of fruit/vegetable plant, and those who don't provide the basis of the food chain, without which all of the things above it on the food web would be severely undernourished.
 
MitchZ06
What grinds my gears? Being poor as s**t and getting offers to go racing....
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+1

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On that related subject, not having an track nearby (in the area of about 200 miles) that offers open track days..

(..from what i researched) :grumpy:
 
Jai
The fact that they have to serve something with chicken in it every day at my school.
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Why not complain to the school and have 'my god it's frickin' awesome' chicken banned from being served at school. Whilst you're at it have all other damn tasty foods banned too :dunce:
 
MitchZ06
Why not complain to the school and have 'my god it's frickin' awesome' chicken banned from being served at school. Whilst you're at it have all other damn tasty foods banned too :dunce:
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Jai
What Grinds my Gears?

Chicken, I hate chicken, it's always either overcooked and rancid or undercooked and deadly, there are always bones in every piece of the thing and the chicken you eat always has cancer. Plus those poor chickens have to die to put a load of sloppy crap on my plate, then the damn pesky cat starts jumping up to steal your chicken because it's no more stupid than the person who killed the chicken in the first place.

Damn chicken.
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It's not that I don't like it, I hate it.
 
Stop eating the crap fast food stuff and learn to cook, chicken is simply off the hook when cooked properly.
 
@MitchZ06: I completely agree with you. Home-cooked chicken is the best chicken, especially when my step-sister makes Chicken Parmesan, and when my mom makes chicken slathered in a tasty, tangy barbecue batter. Its impossible to hate chicken. Quit being picky Jai
 
Another food that's insanely tasty: waffles. How does this relate to this thread? It grinds my gears I haven't got any :grumpy:

(I'm bored, it's nearly 2am and I need sleep :lol:)
 
Jai
I've never eaten a waffle in my life, that Grinds my Gears :grumpy:
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Dude you're missing out, go find a place where they make Belgian waffles you won't be disappointed.
 
Not many places in the UK do proper Belgian waffles. Fresh, American-style pancakes are another thing we get hard done by. Plenty of places do microwaved frozen one (McDonalds, Weatherspoon's, etc.), but I've never seen fresh ones. Get yourself a proper electric waffle iron, make the batter up yourself, and cook them for five minutes. Gorgeous. Well worth the money investing in one of these things:

Gordon Ramsey Waffle Maker

I haven't done for some time, but when I used to make my own waffles I would make a batch of 20 at a time...

Failing that, look at this: Andrew James Waffle Maker
 
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I must say, I can't find many decent Belgian waffle makers around here either :grumpy:
I can remember one but it's a long drive.
 
DG_Silva
Not many places in the UK do proper Belgian waffles. Fresh, American-style pancakes are another thing we get hard done by. Plenty of places do microwaved frozen one (McDonalds, Weatherspoon's, etc.), but I've never seen fresh ones. Get yourself a proper electric waffle iron, make the batter up yourself, and cook them for five minutes. Gorgeous. Well worth the money investing in one of these things:

Gordon Ramsey Waffle Maker

I haven't done for some time, but when I used to make my own waffles I would make a batch of 20 at a time...

Failing that, look at this: Andrew James Waffle Maker
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Wait...there is a actual style to making pancakes?
 
Yeah, American-style pancakes are small, thick and sweet; English pancakes / French Crepes are thinner, and less sweet.
 
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