Who speak french ?

[exigeracer]

Hahha I just went to St. Eustache last night.

People outside 514 shouldn't be allowed to modify cars.

And damn, that was one ghetto event. They had some hoser saying "WAAN TOE TREE GOOO!" instead of a normal set of lights. Soooooo funny!

 

[Carl.]

If you want a laugh in the 514 area, you could always go at Julep's

Sometime there are a few nice cars in the lot. Just be careful with the Orange radioactive stuff, though.

 

[exigeracer]

Out in the Waste Island they had a night at Lafleur's. got some funny cars out there too, but it died down. Apparently they're trying to revive it though.

But at Lafleurs (and Julep) you'd get a lot of fart-canned cars, or bich-lights, but out in St. Eustache, you get the wildest stuff. There was this pink Geo convertible with a 2 foot wing, so many other cars that shouldn't be allowed to drive. I guess they don't have anything to spend their money on out there.

What are they going to buy, a new tractor?!?! Just kidding...

 

[Carl.]

"Waste Island"

The worst (and saddest) I've seen in the region was a bright orange Volvo P1800 coupe, jacked about 2 feet on Humongous offroad tires, on the Plateau.

Thankfully, tuning wasn't in vogue when I lived in the 450 (was still 514 back then) farmland.

 

[exigeracer]

This thread's title is so incredibly Quebecois.

Just thought I'd share that.

 

[FastEddie12]

This thread's title is so incredibly Quebecois.

Just thought I'd share that.

I was just thinking how the grammar was offending my English eye...

Just got back from Morocco, and, in the cities, everyone speaks French there. Cool place, very much a "gateway to Africa" kind of place, half European, half African.

 

[High-Test]

My friend was playing on PGR3 on XBL, and I was talking in french to the other drivers last night. It was good fun!

Me: Tu viens de perdre ton enjoliveur.

Them: ???

Me: Merde! Je l'ai batté!

Them: dude.. that's not funny.

Me: Ta mère est drole.... (shame on me.. I used a your mom comeback..)

and so on...

 

[ledhed]

la chose de graet au sujet de l'Internet et à l'aide d'un ordinateur. est c'en employant un traducteur que je peux parler à mes amis d'Internet d'Allemagne, la Russie, la France, l'Estonie, la Belgique, etcetera... même si je biseaute parle le languauge. J'obtiens d'apprendre en faisant, parce que le traducteur aide seulement tellement, parfois vous obtiens un pêle-mêle des mots que vous devez encore vous comprendre de.

 

[gt_masta]

Wow, what translator are you using?

 

[MugenVTEC]

la chose de graet au sujet de l'Internet et à l'aide d'un ordinateur. est c'en employant un traducteur que je peux parler à mes amis d'Internet d'Allemagne, la Russie, la France, l'Estonie, la Belgique, etcetera... même si je biseaute parle le languauge. J'obtiens d'apprendre en faisant, parce que le traducteur aide seulement tellement, parfois vous obtiens un pêle-mêle des mots que vous devez encore vous comprendre de.

It just didn't had NO SENCE !!!! lol

 

[Carl.]

It just didn't had NO SENCE !!!! lol

I'd even say that it didn't make any sense...


But seriously, it's easily understandable, just a bit ear-scorching. I tried to impress someone with my Babelfish German once. It *almost* worked...

 

[MugenVTEC]

Hahha I just went to St. Eustache last night.

People outside 514 shouldn't be allowed to modify cars.

And damn, that was one ghetto event. They had some hoser saying "WAAN TOE TREE GOOO!" instead of a normal set of lights. Soooooo funny!

Be careful about what you say 514 boi, I live in Saint-Eustache. AIGHT ???!!! lol

 

[exigeracer]

Be careful about what you say 514 boi, I live in Saint-Eustache. AIGHT ???!!! lol

You have to admit, the un-timed 1/8th mile events are lame. There's no denying it. I won't hate on the track too much though, a good friend of mine drifts for Normac there.

I love Montreal. I've been spending so much time at TA lately. You'll find out where it is eventually...

 

[MugenVTEC]

You have to admit, the un-timed 1/8th mile events are lame. There's no denying it. I won't hate on the track too much though, a good friend of mine drifts for Normac there.

I love Montreal. I've been spending so much time at TA lately. You'll find out where it is eventually...

I don't know about the track events and ****, I don't go racing, drag sucks... And also I don't have any car... LOUL !!!

 

[ledhed]

I'd even say that it didn't make any sense...


But seriously, it's easily understandable, just a bit ear-scorching. I tried to impress someone with my Babelfish German once. It *almost* worked...

It says that translators need a translator..... Everytime I try to go back and forth from english to another language ...it comes out just like that ..

And thats babelfish.

I have yet to find one that doesnt just take each word and translate it..without the proper change in sentence structure , punctuation etc. never mind that some english words dont translate well ..

you think thats nuts try to translate Farsi or Persian or any arabic into english...good luck with that .

the thing of graet about the Internet and using a computer is it by employing a translator whom I can speak to my friends about Internet about Germany, Russia, France, Estonia, Belgium, will etcetera... even if I bevel speak the languauge. I obtain to learn by making, because the translator helps only so much, to sometimes obtain one you pêle-mixes with the words that you must still include/understand you.

This is what babelfish translated the French to english as ....bwaaaahahahahahaha cripes ..wtf did he say ?


I'd rather use sign language .

Please note:
The translator will not produce a perfect translation. In most cases it should adequately convey the general sense of the original; however, it is not a substitute for a competent human translator.

My butt .

 

[High-Test]

Il y a deux jours, Je suis arrivé aux etats-units après un sejour en France. C'était magnifique!

Euh.. Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait...


On est allé au Paris, et puis dinard, et puis Tours, et puis, on a pris le train au Nice.

Les Jardins de Claude Monet au Giverny sont fantastique. J'ai pris beaucoup de photos, et Il faisait très beau.

On a vu Chambord, Chenonceau, et Versailles, mais Je pense que Chenonceau est la plus belle. On est allé au Monaco, mais on a passé seulemant une heure là. Mais, J'ai vu beaucoup de voitures rapides. Plusieurs Bentleys, plusieurs Ferraris, quelques Ford GTs, et une DB7. Aussi j'ai vu une Renault Clio sport et une Ford Mustang Fastback de 1967.

Je me suis attrapé un coup de soleil à la plage en Nice.

Il faut que ce wire vivait!

(Was all that correct?)

I'll fill you all in later, mais Il est neccesaire que je partais maintenant pour voir le docteur.

 

[FastEddie12]

You were doing great, it was simple, but it worked 👍 . Until the last sentence... : "il est necessaire que" should have been "il faut que (+ subjunctive!)", and je partais is imperfect, you wanted present subjunctive... 'je parte', 'le docteur' should be 'le medicin'... and I still can't find the accents on this damn computer! Oh, and always small j for je. But a fine effort despite that, and the French always appreciate someone who tries...

Glad you had a good time, France is a great country.

I recently heard that when the French were introduced to the wheel clamp, every single one would end up with superglue in the padlock!! The result? No wheelclamps! They love making rules, and they love beaking 'em...

 

[GT4_Rule]

I understood most of your post but there are some words that I have no clue whatsoever.

 

[Condraz23]

We were taught basic French at school once. Two years ago I believe. Albeit, I have not gained much out of it, for having only succumed to remember a few isolate words or so. Much with no direct correlation to the others whatsoever.

 

[no1rc3ur]

I studied for 4 years in highschool
but i was a slacker... so my french..
yea..

 

[High-Test]

You were doing great, it was simple, but it worked 👍 . Until the last sentence... : "il est necessaire que" should have been "il faut que (+ subjunctive!)", and je partais is imperfect, you wanted present subjunctive... 'je parte', 'le docteur' should be 'le medicin'... and I still can't find the accents on this damn computer! Oh, and always small j for je. But a fine effort despite that, and the French always appreciate someone who tries...

Glad you had a good time, France is a great country.

I recently heard that when the French were introduced to the wheel clamp, every single one would end up with superglue in the padlock!! The result? No wheelclamps! They love making rules, and they love beaking 'em...

Thanks for the pointers!

I'm a bit rusty...