Worst car possible?

[kitchenboy3]

The first internal combustion engined car...

LOL, we've come a LONG way in 130 years.👍

 

[P3nT4gR4m]

2CV Update:

So, yeah, I pimped this bad boy up to a whopping 57BHP!! No supercharger option allowed, I'm afraid - no need for a method of dealing with exhaust gasses when your powerplant is an elastic band I guess. I slapped some racing stickies on it's feet and took it to the ring. 13minutes 23 seconds! It's not easy, tho, three times I almost drove straight off the track because I was too busy trying to claw my own eyes out my head to concentrate on the corner entrys.

On the plus side I've found a new torture device that I can sell to any unscrupulous governments who don't like waterboarding because the suicide rate is too low - the engine sound from bumper cam! Imagine being stuck in an empty oil drum, listening to Barry White being raped by a bunch of helicopters ...

 

[LaBounti]

McLaren F1, I mean you cant use the drive through at a fast food place without getting out of the car. I know the rich like to eat cheap too sometimes

 

[kitchenboy3]

2CV Update:

So, yeah, I pimped this bad boy up to a whopping 57BHP!! No supercharger option allowed, I'm afraid - no need for a method of dealing with exhaust gasses when your powerplant is an elastic band I guess. I slapped some racing stickies on it's feet and took it to the ring. 13minutes 23 seconds! It's not easy, tho, three times I almost drove straight off the track because I was too busy trying to claw my own eyes out my head to concentrate on the corner entrys.

On the plus side I've found a new torture device that I can sell to any unscrupulous governments who don't like waterboarding because the suicide rate is too low - the engine sound from bumper cam! Imagine being stuck in an empty oil drum, listening to Barry White being raped by a bunch of helicopters ...

Very funny, I wonder how old Barry would feel about that.
PS. the little bug thing really bugs me, slapped at my screen 3 times. fail me I guess:tdown:

 

[They Call Me G]

The Tesla one is really bad. Although lots of those VWs have some horrible cars like the HIPPY VAN!

 

[Lusitano]

I have fun with cheap cars, true! 2CV and similar, tuned and run in trophy mode with friends on small tracks. You must try. Many cars with more than 300 kph don't give the fun like this ones. Sometimes, run "slow" can be fun like run fast or more imo. Everything depends on friends and tracks.

 

[Joker-GTBR]

That slow cars are great to develop your technique and track recognizing.

 

[BKViper]

I made a custom track on Mt. Aso and the Kubelwagen couldn't even make it up the hill, it got about half way and came to a stop, spinning it's tires!

 

[mini_roofer_S]

wow has anyone managed to tune a really bad car to be really quick.

my VW bus has 205 hp now. Unfortunetely i put a 6 spd close ratio trans and the top speed is only 67 mph. gotta buy the fully adjustable one instead.

 

[Lada]

The worst car has to be the original Fiat 500!!
back in the day (yes, I am THAT old) we used to call it the Elephant shoe, kinda fitting

No idea why, but that made me laugh out loud

 

[Jujamun]

Someone organise this online a 2cv race tuned

 

[dylansan]

The worst car is the Honda Beat.

It's slow, boring, ugly and cheap.

God no. The beat is no worse than the Mazda AZ-1 or the Suzuki Cappuccino, but I assume you don't like those either? There cars may be a lot slower than the rest of the cars in the game, but they're in no way boring. The Beat is one of my favorite little sports cars in the game. 👍

 

[GasolineJunkie]

I'm gonna go with a faster car and say the TVR Speed Six. It feels like the wheels were welded in place so the car couldn't turn. The understeer on that car is amazingly an understatement.

I still never tried the 2cv. Do you win it somewhere? I might have it and just didn't realize it. I'm not at home to check right now.

 

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm gonna go with a faster car and say the TVR Speed Six. It feels like the wheels were welded in place so the car couldn't turn. The understeer on that car is amazingly an understatement.

I still never tried the 2cv. Do you win it somewhere? I might have it and just didn't realize it. I'm not at home to check right now.

Yeah I won it somewhere. Lucky me Can't remember where, tho. Check the prize cars thread.

 

[r2nyGT5]

Yeah I won it somewhere. Lucky me Can't remember where, tho. Check the prize cars thread.

i think its the first french event...

 

[GasolineJunkie]

Yeah I won it somewhere. Lucky me Can't remember where, tho. Check the prize cars thread.

I should've thought of that.
Amateur Series Aspec
Tous France Championship: Citroën 2 CV Type A ‘54 (S)
I'm gonna have to try this thing out when I get home and see what all the hoopla is about.

 

[Akmuq]

In real life there is a 2cv 24 hour race at Snetterton, which is an awful lot like Madrid. In future I might make a 2-hour online race there.

 

[D00msday]

Jensen Interceptor; only has 3 gears, a max speed of 140 (without tuning), and doesn't have too good of handling (heavy weight).

The car is pretty cool in real life, and its engine sounds awesome, but it's just not meant to be used to race.

 

[HumptyMoo]

Any main stream japanese car, there are hundereds of em'...but how many have you bought?

 

[shirakawaa]

Jensen Interceptor; only has 3 gears, a max speed of 140 (without tuning), and doesn't have too good of handling (heavy weight).

The car is pretty cool in real life, and its engine sounds awesome, but it's just not meant to be used to race.

Does the gearbox behave like an automatic transmission this time or still like a manual one like in GT4?

 

[Shant J.]

What's with the hate? I love all the cars listed.

 

[mlc3]

The worst car has to be the Jay Leno Tank Car.

 

[crimson_menace]

2CV Update:

So, yeah, I pimped this bad boy up to a whopping 57BHP!! No supercharger option allowed, I'm afraid - no need for a method of dealing with exhaust gasses when your powerplant is an elastic band I guess. I slapped some racing stickies on it's feet and took it to the ring. 13minutes 23 seconds!

Oh goodness, I beat that time by 2:12 last night in my go-kart. lol

You are a champ.

 

[calan_svc]

wow has anyone managed to tune a really bad car to be really quick.

Does the Veyron count?

 

[RikkiGT-R]

The worst car has to be the Jay Leno Tank Car.

Haven't tried it yet on '5 but going by '4 I would agree.

 

[Rocket Punch]

very slow

have you try NNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZZ?

I did.

 

[AussieStig117]

Well, some people still didn't get that GT games are becoming what Kaz always wanted: a car encyclopedia... for some of these cars, being able to drive them its almost a bonus. They are historical, etc.

I remember in GT4 me and my brother used to get a kick out of driving those old Mercs from the 1800's at the drag strip in Las Vagas at 19 kph.
You had to time the shift from 1st too 2nd perfectly or you would lose.

 

[TheIshter]

I saw a used car with 16hp.

 

[HuskyGT]

You not driven the VW Kubelwagen. 50 mph maximum. Massively slow

Yeah... I did a practice on the huge dirt trial on Eigard Norwand and couldn´t get that thing to pass the uphill section. I had to stop, put it on first, rev up and to my amusement, the thing started to slide backwards down the hill. It was very funny.

 

[oppositelock]

I can dig the really slow cars for the novelty factor or historical importance. The car that really makes me go "WTF were they smoking" has to be the '88 Accord coupe. I can only assume one of the modelers had his first sexual experience in one and wanted it preserved in the annals of video game history.