So I'm staying at my Friend's house. Lets call him Tom, because that's his name.
Now he's definitely a self confessed amateur racer who just races for fun an I'm more... Skilled? I dunno. So we decided to do a 2 hour endurance race in his BMW 120i. We were against a few Megane RSs and Focus STs, a Lotus Elise, a Golf GTI and a BMW 330i at Bathurst so we set the car up for maximum slipstream speeds (200 in the slip)
Anyway. I've just finishe my "stint" (1 hour) and have a little story. Me and BMW man were pitting at the same time after a long battle with a Focus, this had allowed the Focus a lead. We got out close and I'd tried to overtake into the second turn, but the 330i had blocked me.
I'd managed to get the inside line through the next few turns and started pulling away, and kept building the gap. A few laps later, after the st Pitted, I was in a three way battle so while they were fighting I took the lead. Next thin I know Im spinning. The 3series had rammed the ST, which had hit my rear. 3 got the lead. I'd said to ST "Should we get him back?" And he'd agreed to so in the next lap
I'd caught up thanks to Focus' brilliant blocking. We'd then span him out near the pits, onto the sand. Next over the headset came a long string of prepubescent expletives followed by him rage quitting.
20 minutes later he'd rejoined and started saying "Im hacking lobby right now [spaced out swearing]"
12 minutes passed and he said "lol bye [friend Tom's PSN name]"
5 minutes later I plugged the headset in, as my friend was playin and began winding him up.
The latest part?
"Who's that in the background, your boyfriend"
No, that's the PS3.
"Yeah right bets its your mom"
Boyfriend to mum. Odd... Although with you I guess they're the same thing
"So childish"
Says him making the your mum jokes. What is this? 2007?
"2014 dumbass. Learn your dates
Sarcasm...
"I don't care"
<Mr 330i has left the room>
