Worst You've Dealt With Online...

Fun:
Passing F3 cars in a Lupo at Monza 80's
Not so fun:
Getting crashed by the same F3 cars coming from the opposite direction.

Hilarious:
Seeing a Lotus 97t taking "advantage" of my 180kph draft on the straight at 360kph. He crashed afterwards.
 
wow. Just left my lobby after driving 500kms today.

BTT: In the last race there was a russian guy with a GTP-Tag and an username which GT censored. He kept insulting other players and swearing in russian in the chatbox. After I friendly kicked him with some vtec he wrote me a message saying "deutscher huan" which means "german s.o.a.b.". What a shame for the GTP-Tag.
I was in your room, great racing going on all round. That geezer was gtp_(moron).He was spewing hatred all over! Fixed. I hope
 
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I've noticed an increase of Senna-wannabes in the 97Ts.

Monaco, they're driving like idiots trying to be the great man and end up crashing, spinning and causing chaos.

Nurburgring is the same thing. With 7 out on track at once! With one guy saying "Yeah Senna was great but I've smashed his lap at Monaco so..."

The last bit made me want to punch him off a table.
 
I've noticed an increase of Senna-wannabes in the 97Ts.

Monaco, they're driving like idiots trying to be the great man and end up crashing, spinning and causing chaos.

Nurburgring is the same thing. With 7 out on track at once! With one guy saying "Yeah Senna was great but I've smashed his lap at Monaco so..."

The last bit made me want to punch him off a table.

I was running around Monaco with you in both the 97T and the WSR which was good fun. 👍

It really isn't much to brag about beating Senna's time, when tamed the 97T can go faster than Senna, but he had only one chance to get it right where as we get as many as we want. ;)
 
I was running around Monaco with you in both the 97T and the WSR which was good fun. 👍

It really isn't much to brag about beating Senna's time, when tamed the 97T can go faster than Senna, but he had only one chance to get it right where as we get as many as we want. ;)
That and the Cote D'Azur track is wider than the real track, and even if you do crash you can carry on.

Just so many things to suggest they're wrong

Edit: and it was fun. Need to tune my Trans though, losing time in a straight line.

Joined a room called "Cruise BS=KICK" and went on track.

I was following the host and another guy when the host braked, we had no idea why so carried on. 2 minutes later

"Failed to stop at traffic light you'll be kicked" (paraphrasing)

So me and other guy argued that we didn't know about his dumb traffic light system in the first place.

He said all you needed to know was in the title when it wasn't, so we then argued for a bit. Then he said "We have no rules"
So we almost got kicked for not following a rule we didn't know about when the room didn't have any rules... Makes sense. Somehow.

I then told him the traffic lights are never green or red (they're empty shells at Madrid) and he didn't listen and said "He's on drugs he can't see the lights" and some others joined in (one of whom I've had previous with so I know he kisses the rear of anyone in power in a room) saying the lights were optional

So we nearly got kicked for running optional traffic lights even though we weren't told about this rule in a room without rules...
 
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I've noticed an increase of Senna-wannabes in the 97Ts.

Monaco, they're driving like idiots trying to be the great man and end up crashing, spinning and causing chaos.

Nurburgring is the same thing. With 7 out on track at once! With one guy saying "Yeah Senna was great but I've smashed his lap at Monaco so..."

The last bit made me want to punch him off a table.
I would've compressed cryonic energy into my right hand to punch him harder.
 
Not really the worst, but something that really grinds my gears *cue Peter Griffin meme*.

I absolutely hate audible potheads. I hate it when some 🤬-nut lights up a joint and then promptly gets on the mic and talks about their joint over the mic.

Like a call to arms, other potheads get on their mics and start talking 🤬 in that "high" voice.

'Yo' *long pause* 'Yo! Z....' *another long pause* 'Yow! Wait up mayne... psh... whateva.'

If you like to 'light 'er up!' go ahead, just stay off the 🤬 mic and let people race/drift/cruise without hearing your stupid 🤬 voice!
 
Not really the worst, but something that really grinds my gears *cue Peter Griffin meme*.

I absolutely hate audible potheads. I hate it when some 🤬-nut lights up a joint and then promptly gets on the mic and talks about their joint over the mic.

Like a call to arms, other potheads get on their mics and start talking 🤬 in that "high" voice.

'Yo' *long pause* 'Yo! Z....' *another long pause* 'Yow! Wait up mayne... psh... whateva.'

If you like to 'light 'er up!' go ahead, just stay off the 🤬 mic and let people race/drift/cruise without hearing your stupid 🤬 voice!

THANK YOU!

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Sorry for the off-topicness, but it seems like those rammers online are starting to use their tactics for good. ;) :lol:

http://www.carthrottle.com/good-guy...se-by-smashing-his-ram-into-fleeing-veloster/
 
Again somebody in my F3-Lobby stole the show. Qualifying started after 10 minutes in practice, he was setting up his car and was then late to join in time. Next up he asked twice for restart and wanted to have a "singe-drive-quali" as it was a driving-together-one. Anyway, as I told him it's not my fault he was late and he should stick with my rules he wished us nice races and left. Was then laughing quite hard :lol:
 
THANK YOU!

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Sorry for the off-topicness, but it seems like those rammers online are starting to use their tactics for good. ;) :lol:

http://www.carthrottle.com/good-guy...se-by-smashing-his-ram-into-fleeing-veloster/


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I would've compressed cryonic energy into my right hand to punch him harder.
I'd punch him like Alain wanted to punch Ayrton after Suzuka 1990.

Repeatedly.

Not really the worst, but something that really grinds my gears *cue Peter Griffin meme*.

I absolutely hate audible potheads. I hate it when some 🤬-nut lights up a joint and then promptly gets on the mic and talks about their joint over the mic.

Like a call to arms, other potheads get on their mics and start talking 🤬 in that "high" voice.

'Yo' *long pause* 'Yo! Z....' *another long pause* 'Yow! Wait up mayne... psh... whateva.'

If you like to 'light 'er up!' go ahead, just stay off the 🤬 mic and let people race/drift/cruise without hearing your stupid 🤬 voice!
This is why I'm grateful for the mute button in lobbies. It's my only friend in some lobbies
 
Yes, but I'm tired of exiting to the pits or to the main screen in the middle of a heated battle to find and mute whoever the hell is babbling in the background high off rat poison...
I just mute everyone straight away

To think I wonder why nobody speaks to me in lobbies too...
 
Not really the worst, but something that really grinds my gears *cue Peter Griffin meme*.

I absolutely hate audible potheads. I hate it when some 🤬-nut lights up a joint and then promptly gets on the mic and talks about their joint over the mic.

Like a call to arms, other potheads get on their mics and start talking 🤬 in that "high" voice.

'Yo' *long pause* 'Yo! Z....' *another long pause* 'Yow! Wait up mayne... psh... whateva.'

If you like to 'light 'er up!' go ahead, just stay off the 🤬 mic and let people race/drift/cruise without hearing your stupid 🤬 voice!
High guys are awesome fun.

Me and @sparkytooth once did donuts around someone who'd parked up... they seemed to, erm, enjoy it.
 
high guys high as 🤬, being all high n 🤬 :lol:

no issues today in my f3-lobby, I highly recommend you to join :P
 
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I always, always hate it when people curse every 2 seconds unneccesarilly. I believe that cursing shouldn't be done every 2 seconds. But, anyways, to my story...

I was playing GT6 on a normal day, just playing online, and then....
"LOLHAI YOLOSWAG" (Okay, that's not a quote, but it was pretty accurate)
I heard the person come in, maybe some 10 year old or something, and he was like "Who wants teh see mai hacked 1000 hp Daihatsu Corolla lololol" (Note: this was around January)
And I responded, "No thanks, I'm good. Also, um, there's no such thing as a Daihatsu Corolla."
This message popped into my brain a little after:



"You have startled the witch"



The little kid, with his little mic, started throwing a little hissy-fit all over the place.
He was yelling things like, "EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT 🤬 YOU LITTLE 🤬 🤬 🤬"
He also said something like "A 🤬 DAIHATSU 🤬 COROLLA DOES 🤬 EXIST 🤬"
(Note: He used the action of 🤬 in the wrong context! D: )
etc. etc. etc. He was really bad, and since the room host wasn't there, he couldn't have been kicked...
That kid even reported me! (Of course, I reported him back, even if the action was a bit mean, but...)
He was cursing, screaming, and... oh, I've never seen anything like it in my 4 years of playing.
I'd fogotten his username, but... damn, was he an idiot.
The end.
 
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Wow. That's... bad. I'm afraid of what the next generation of kids will be like if kids right now act the way you described above.

Also, even if you did remember their username, you can't name and shame here.
 
Not really the worst, but something that really grinds my gears *cue Peter Griffin meme*.

I absolutely hate audible potheads. I hate it when some 🤬-nut lights up a joint and then promptly gets on the mic and talks about their joint over the mic.

Like a call to arms, other potheads get on their mics and start talking 🤬 in that "high" voice.

'Yo' *long pause* 'Yo! Z....' *another long pause* 'Yow! Wait up mayne... psh... whateva.'

If you like to 'light 'er up!' go ahead, just stay off the 🤬 mic and let people race/drift/cruise without hearing your stupid 🤬 voice!
As a self proclaimed pothead, I kind of have to agree with you. Mute them if they bother you that much. I can tolerate the "stoner talk," but I can't stand loud-ass drunk people...easily my least favourite type to come across in lobbies :lol:.

As soon as I hear someone talking (shouting!) about how much they've had to drink...instant mute. And I avoid them on track haha.
 
Reporting that kid wasn't bad because really he should be banned for many reasons:

Being a minor (I believe there is a minimum age for PSN, no?)
Hacking (even admitting to it)
Abusive behaviour (no matter what he argues)
False reporting (as far as I can tell you've done nothing wrong really)
 
I'm back again, and I have an Online Caper story to tell.

"About one month ago, I was online, trying to look for an online lobby to test out my newly-bought BMW M3' 04 with minor modifications. So, After hard searching, I found this race, called "550PP Road Car Race, BS OR KICK!" With an entry saying "Race For Real" at the Indianapolis Road course, with sixteen players, and the ringmaster, being a Canadian HPA FT565 TT' 07, who seems to be doing his job pretty well. I, Instead decided to enter the race. A few seconds later, I was driving outside the pits at 80 KM/H, with the Inline-Six of my M3 purring like a Persian Cat. It was peaceful for approximately fifteen seconds, until this happened.

A Speeding Pagani Huayra came skidding through the starting line and gave my poor BMW a whack in the back, and skidded until the Sandtraps, while he drove off with a huge cloud of smoke (If he did a emissions test, He'd fail!), obstructing my view by a lot, and, with my visibility reduced, I instead drove straight to a wall at 200 KM/H, and sent my M3 airborne, then again whacked by a Skyline Safety car, and thus, rolling my car over.

Straightaway time! As I wondered where the other users are, guess where they are. All of the 14 people, (aside from my M3 and the HPA) were parked in a side, gunning their engines and DRAG RACED! And, so, The ringmaster decided to write a message on the board saying "STOP DRAG RACING!" but then, One person driving a Dodge Ram, wrote 🤬 that Ringmaster, and that M3 Guy. Despite me being the M3 guy, I, did not get kicked out, but instead switched to a 1,000 Horsepower Ford Mustang to deal with the others. Bad news, Is that the HPA left the race, giving his spot to the one to the Ram, Since, I saw that, It was all Temple Run, Gran Turismo 6 version. As I was first place soon, all of the others chased me for three laps, until I won the race, and I got kicked out, for an unknown reason, but I'm guessing trying to discipline the group, which was unsuccessful."

That's all to say so far :D
 
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