You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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When your going to bed the last thing you do is put Bob on the 9h Tsukuba rather than brush your teeth.
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*and do the same thing when you leave for school/work.
 
...when you run out of gas and excpect to just have limited performance to get to the gas statiion...
 
...When you command your dreams like you would Bspec Bob.
(Happened to me just this morning!)

...When your ipod has been loaded with more MP3s of race cars driving around GT tracks than it has real music. Guilty.
 
...When I attatch a bungee cord to my RL brake pedal to make it have more resistance and feel more 'realistic'.
 
...When you have trouble telling the difference between a real video and a GT5 replay. That actually happens to me sometimes.

...When you make the GT5 oil change noise while changing your real cars oil.

...When your farts begin to sound like the GT5 oil change noise.

...When you have golds on all license tests. (I only have S license remaining)
 
when you say to your wife..

"babe...No I am not addicted okay... look It's the computer racing and playing the game now I just tell it what to do..."

...don't leave me babe..."
 
rodney007
when you say to your wife..

"babe...No I am not addicted okay... look It's the computer racing and playing the game now I just tell it what to do..."

...don't leave me babe..."
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Post of the day. Really funny. 👍
 
...when you keep booking your real car in for an oil change hoping to get an increase in BHP!!
 
when you cycle through used car dealership so that the click sound matches to the beat of the background music. :)
 
When you get in your real car, and go "wow! They removed the artificial vision limitation system from cockpit view, finally!'

Or, you get in your car and go 'this isn't realistic... I can see BOTH side view mirrors and the entire windshield without moving my head. My PSEye must be playing up!'
 
^ How about since release? and still going strong!
 
when you think "Peugeot 908 HDi FAP" everytime you pass a Total petrol station.
 
When your 1 year old son can hum all the songs to the menu bgm.
 
When you start nodding off at the beginning of the race!
 
When your out driving and get stuck behind someone in a 60 zone doing 40 and you think to yourself, 'if I just plough into this dude and nerf him off at the next corner, damn AI!'
 
When your making love to your fiance/girlfriend and start making calls like increase, maintain & decrease pace :P
 
When your grandparents start to suffer from bone-breakage, you go and try to get Rigidity Restoration for them.
 
When your wife says " You're into that game more than you're into me!"-BTW, not a joke, she finally got mad, I better take the night off.
 
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... when you suggest to have sex in the car, what you actually mean is your racing game cockpit.
 
* techno music plays in your head when you finally receive that pre-owned 2005 RSX you've been filling out the paperwork to buy.

* ...by contrast, your dad pulling into the driveway with his new Dodge Ram makes guitar music echo in your head.
 
... When you get so bored you buy a Prius G '09, fully upgrade it, bolt on some new shiny white wheels and then paint it Matte Pink just because you can.

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P.S. I'm strait.
 
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When you press R1 in F1 2010 to see the monitor.
 

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