You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

[AstonMartinDBR9]

Honking the horn thinking its the look back button.

 

[gamerdog6482]

...When you complain to the dealer that your car didn't come with a paint chip.

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you think there's going to be a Chapparal 2J at your local dealer.

 

[GranTurismo916]

...when you run right behind another runner for slipstream.

I've actually done this..

*Edit* sorry double post >.<

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you ask the dealer man if he is used or OCD.

...when you ask the dealer man if he sells 000s.

 

[nealcropper]

.......when your a used car salesman and think you are only allowed to sell/trade one car per day.

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you try to cut the chicanes at the 24hr LM in real life.

EDIT: Choked laughing (literally) at the 458 one on page 71.

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you go into a car and think why didn't my suit change color? Oh wait.

...when you put a spoiler on your spoiler.

 

[MissRainy]

.......when your a used car salesman and think you are only allowed to sell/trade one car per day.

LoOooooL good one xD

 

[nealcropper]

LoOooooL good one xD

Thanks :-)

 

[DurWinning]

When you see a Ford SVT Cobra R and say to yourself. " he probably scammed it of some 10 year old kid"

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you look for the R1 button while driving a car in real life to shift. (this is for DS3 users)

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you manually calibrate your steering wheel...in your real car.

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you see a Nissan Juke and you say "why did PD put more Nissan DLC in?"
When you honk your horn whenever you go around a corner.

 

[nealcropper]

When you goto your local car dealership and ask what driver level you have to be to buy a vauxhall corsa.

When your a passenger in a car and you keep shouting out driver instructions......SPEED UP! MAINTAIN SPEED!

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you go to a dealership and say "any raffle threads around here?"

 

[nealcropper]

When you take a advert out in Auto Trader asking for level 1000 tickets, or any other ticket for that matter. Lol.

 

[gamerdog6482]

When you see a Nissan Juke and you say "why did PD put more Nissan DLC in?"

I was literally on the floor when I read that!

 

[DavidtheGT20]

I only played GT5 too much once. Never do much anymore, too Forza biased now.

On topic:
When you go to a car wash, you say, "Spin the car SUPER FAST!!!"

 

[GranTurismo916]

I was literally on the floor when I read that!

Hah, thanks

 

[nealcropper]

When you see a Bugatt Veyron IRL and you shout to your wife, "WHEN THE HELL DID THEY MAKE THAT PREMIUM!? I DIDN'T SEE THAT DLC!"

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you try to update to Life Spec 2.0.

...when your see your significant other driving in the dark with no headlights on.

...when you pray to Kaz Almighty.

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you think the Infiniti FX45 is rare.

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you see a Toyota Camry on the road and say "What the hell is that?!"

...when you get your friends together and start a league. In real life.

 

[nealcropper]

...when you get your friends together and start a league. In real life.

👍 good one 👍

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you complain about the number of Skylines on the highway.

(This is funny because Skylines aren't street legal in the US.)

 

[DurWinning]

...when you complain about the number of Skylines on the highway.

(This is funny because Skylines aren't street legal in the US.)

Why are Skylines not street legal

 

[gamerdog6482]

Why are Skylines not street legal

Not sure, most likely emissions.

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

Why are Skylines not street legal

Yep, just like gamer said, emissions and Nissan didn't want to detune the RB26 to fit our rules. But you can import them and get them street legal. The only Skyline you can get without hassle is the BCNR33 GTR.

And I'm loving the jokes guys! 👍

 

[gamerdog6482]

Well, the V35 and V36 are sold legally here, but they aren't REAL Skylines.

Anyway,


...when you take the suggested gear in your real car.