You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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When you don't even bother for it anymore and play other racers and just check GTP for News.
 
When you do endurance races for fun
 
, you have 10 accounts on your PS3 that all are 40/40 w all cars, trophies, tickets, suits/helmets, cards, etc.. One account has all cars pained red, another one white. and working on the "black" account now. I can neither confirm nor deny how fun it is to also make your own vehicles in game.
 
When you see a black Mazda 6 on the road with green volks and get ready to blow its doors off before you realise you're driving an 80's ford powered by a straight 6, not a 800HP XJ13

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When you accidentally sign your GTP screen name onto a document.:ouch:
 
You gey bored and enter X1 lobbies with a 97 Civic
 
When you see a lowered EK Civic, think 'oh no one of them' and expect it to blast past at 999mph.

No joke my brain actually did this last week :dunce:
 
When you get in your car and turn the abs off. 0.o
 
When you have to use the bathroom and drive around nurb looking for a restroom.
 
When you trace the Nurburgring in the toilet bowl from memory.
 
When you go to a car wash or MOT garage and expect when your car is being serviced or washed that the GT auto tune will play.

Or just sing it for no reason. True that.
 
When you get cut off and start complaining to a non existent host.

(God)
 
When you can navigate through the menus without looking/ whilst in another room. (True story)

Or,

When you can navigate through certain menus by listening to the change in songs in each submenu.
That's quite impressive. I've been playing GT5 for 3 years and even I can't do that, but I navigate through menus quite quickly.

I'm going to try this the next time I'm on GT5... wish me luck.
When you accidentally sign your GTP screen name onto a document.:ouch:
How did you manage to do that :dunce: ? You definitely need a holiday from GT5 :lol: :lol: :lol: .
 
Both Barrels
Yes I do run hot laps in my sleep.

Sadly... I run Nurb. Laps in my sleep constantly. :/


When you buy a used car and cover your ears in anticipation of a very annoying rock jingle.
 
When you open a gift car ticket 1000 and know what each jingle means
 
That's quite impressive. I've been playing GT5 for 3 years and even I can't do that, but I navigate through menus quite quickly.

Try it, it's really easy for basic things such as oil changes (if you're in another room, just keep your speakers on to hear when the animation is done etc).

Completely blind and without sound is limited though, as for most things you do in the menus such as looking for online lobbies or buying cars you'll need to see the screen. Unless you know the entire NCD and your UCD list from memory. Then you should be worried. :lol:
 
When you tell your family and friends or others that you actually drove the C7 Corvette on the 'Ring. True story.
 
When you expect a pit crew at a gas station.


When you try to get the 'Watch out for falling objects' trophy in RL

When you get an accident and you wonder if the other driver turned 'Visible Damage' off

When you go to a Ford dealer looking for a NASCAR
 
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When you imagine where the driving line would be while driving your real car!
 
when no other game blows up your 3rd ps3 other than gt5...

thanks for the laughs guys/gals, i needed this.
 
When you have done A-Spec 100% legit seven different times on seven different accounts. Done all of the endurance races in one day straight through on a wheel.
Then you want to do it again for the 8th time.
(i have done this.)


Also...
When you take up hybriding
 
When you realise its 10 to 4 am
 
Sadly... I run Nurb. Laps in my sleep constantly. :/

When you buy a used car and cover your ears in anticipation of a very annoying rock jingle.

I really do have dreams of running the nurb in whatever car I'm working on a tune for...it's odd. Lol
 
When you try to race at Laguna Seca as you do on GT5, and S*** your pants when you hit the corkscrew
 
When you get horny and drive around for the neartest strip club in Special Route 5.
 
Done all of the endurance races in one day straight through on a wheel.
Then you want to do it again for the 8th time.
(i have done this.)
Please tell me that I wasn't the only one who noticed this.
 
nealcropper
Please tell me that I wasn't the only one who noticed this.

Hahahaha it's true though. Two years out of working because of a really bad car accident that i was lucky to be alive. Games pass the time.

A lot of the accounts I don't even have anymore. I have given the save data and account (with no DLC of course) away
 
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