You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

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When you drift you grocery shopping cart.LOL
When you skip every class to stay in the automotive tech class for carrer t=day just to hear the 1180 hp camaro roar up every 2 hrs.YEA TODAY
I'm quite guilty of that.:dopey:
 
When you want to go to a school because they have an auto shop. Guilty.

When you have a mini-room for GT4. Guilty.

You laugh at Daewoo's because they aren't in GT4.
 
Yesterday I was shopping in Jewel. The guy who goes outside in the freezing cold and collects the shopping carts and brings them in walked in just as I did, and handed me a cart as a kind gesture. Little did I know that this shopping cart would be the absolute best 'handling' shopping cart I've ever come across. I think he lubed it all up with WD40 just before I got there, because there was absoutely no squeakage at all. Naturally I 'drifted' it through every turn o' the aisle, right in front of 40 year old women trying to find the cheaper kind of rice.... I got a few looks. The cart didn't try to tip over or anything. It took it with ease, the little 4 wheels were sideways and perfectly aligned. Thank you, Jewel shopping cart man for knowing I would appreciate.... your best cart.

And thank you, GT4.
Forgot who said it, but is oh so true


Am I the only one to have a shopping cart race at 2am in a 24hour walmart?
 
...you wake up 4:00 am, sick ass a dog, with horroble shakes and fever. And the first thing you do, once you get up, is to check Gtplanet...

Dammit I hate the Flu..
 
Korndawg
you know your playing gt4 too much when you ride your bike around the neighborhood trying to master the correct racing line to try in your real life car :dopey:

Guilty. Also, when you make street courses out of everywhere you go.
 
When your dream car is a Patent Motor Wagen.

On a employment resume, under "past jobs" you put GT4 player.

When you start to think of the cars you own as real cars.

When your goal for the day is to find a tighter line on Tsukuba.
 
when you find yourself waking at 2am with the compelling urge to turn your tv on and check if your B-spec driver is still in first place...

when, while driving to work, you find yourself looking for the start button so you can restart because there's just no way you can make it on time... (gold license tests anyone? :scared: :scared: )
 
atteiros
when you find yourself waking at 2am with the compelling urge to turn your tv on and check if your B-spec driver is still in first place...

when, while driving to work, you find yourself looking for the start button so you can restart because there's just no way you can make it on time... (gold license tests anyone? :scared: :scared: )

guilty
 
atteiros
when, while driving to work, you find yourself looking for the start button so you can restart because there's just no way you can make it on time... (gold license tests anyone? :scared: :scared: )

damn right!
same thing every day. i really need to find a way to plug my DS2 in my dashboard. :D
but a car change would be more effective, i think.
a Skyline GT-R (R34) should easily solve this problem. :trouble:
 
When you drive around in your Impreza Wagon, and imagine it's a WRX. And every time you play GT4 you're upset it's got nothing like your colour of Impreza Wagon.

Or maybe when you went to buy a new car IRL, and an Impreza Wagon seemed like such a wonderful choice. Of course, that was pre-GT3, even.

And then there's my 140bhp GT2 Impreza Wagon hybrids...
 
When you look at real life cars that are in GT4 and start thinking how the ride height should be set for the front and the rear.

When you start listening to "Moon over the castle" followed by "Panama" while driving out of your driveway....Damn Guilty!!!

When you ask a person who has just bought a car if he/she gave it an oil change before running it.


Ciao...
 
silent_bob_ger
damn right!
same thing every day. i really need to find a way to plug my DS2 in my dashboard. :D
but a car change would be more effective, i think.
a Skyline GT-R (R34) should easily solve this problem. :trouble:

I think plugging the DS2 on your dashboard might be cheaper. :sly:

Now for my top 10 list....

number 10... when your idea of car maintenance is an oil change and a car wash. :dunce:

9... when for the 1st time since 1998, after almost a decade of playing GT games, you suddenly realize that you can look to your left or right in a real car, without having to press the d-pad...:ouch: '

8... when you ask for your prize car at the DMV after passing your license exams.

7... when after changing from N1's to Super soft tires a billion times on GT, you find yourself calling your Dad at home when you blow your tires on the way to the prom.

6... when you think that the sole purpose of an e-brake in cars is to drift through corners.

5... when you start giving tips on how to take pictures, and you don't even own a camera.

4... when, after commenting on how you hate your car's color, your neighbor suggests you have it re-painted and you end up replying "You can do that?"

3... when the most important part of buying a real car for the first time is checking which races you can enter it in.

2... when you buy and sell cars to see if the days go by faster...

And my number 1 way of knowing if you're playing GT4 too much...

... when you have a bumper sticker on your soccer-mom wagon saying "My Other Car's a Black Polyphony Digital Formula Gran Turismo" (which gives me an idea...) :sly:

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soon to be guilty...
 
atteiros
And my number 1 way of knowing if you're playing GT4 too much...

... when you have a bumper sticker on your soccer-mom wagon saying "My Other Car's a Black Polyphony Digital Formula Gran Turismo" (which gives me an idea...) :sly:

:lol:^100th power
 
atteiros
I think plugging the DS2 on your dashboard might be cheaper. :sly:

Now for my top 10 list....

number 10... when your idea of car maintenance is an oil change and a car wash. :dunce:

9... when for the 1st time since 1998, after almost a decade of playing GT games, you suddenly realize that you can look to your left or right in a real car, without having to press the d-pad...:ouch: '

8... when you ask for your prize car at the DMV after passing your license exams.

7... when after changing from N1's to Super soft tires a billion times on GT, you find yourself calling your Dad at home when you blow your tires on the way to the prom.

6... when you think that the sole purpose of an e-brake in cars is to drift through corners.

5... when you start giving tips on how to take pictures, and you don't even own a camera.

4... when, after commenting on how you hate your car's color, your neighbor suggests you have it re-painted and you end up replying "You can do that?"

3... when the most important part of buying a real car for the first time is checking which races you can enter it in.

2... when you buy and sell cars to see if the days go by faster...

And my number 1 way of knowing if you're playing GT4 too much...

... when you have a bumper sticker on your soccer-mom wagon saying "My Other Car's a Black Polyphony Digital Formula Gran Turismo" (which gives me an idea...) :sly:

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gtbumper2.jpg


soon to be guilty...

OMG Great description man! :lol:
 
samj_13
:lol:^100th power
Me and my friends are going to have the bumper sticker cut at a vinyl sticker machine next week.... :lol: :lol:
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GT4_Rule
OMG Great description man! :lol:

Thanks! My freinds pitched in with some of 'em. hehe... They have some of the craziest ones like "You know you're playing too much GT4 when after the light turns green at an intersection and you step on the accelerator, you look around to see if you're going faster than your ghost car."👍 👍
 
atteiros
"You know you're playing too much GT4 when after the light turns green at an intersection and you step on the accelerator, you look around to see if you're going faster than your ghost car."👍 👍

This can turn into a new sticker

"I´m faster than your ghost car"
 
When you drive through tunnels, upset it dose'nt sound like a Spoon Civic Type R.

When your data get corrupted just after you've completed the game, you funeral for the game.
 
....when you start to imitate the controls of DS2 in the thin air, imagining up the tough corner you've always crashed on and trying to find the perfect line.
 
Something on the picture above....
When you spray deisel all over your bike tires to achive better grip because it softens the tires. Try it, it really does work:tup:
 
Keichi Tsuchiya
The bike riding thing- Drifting!
A picture from drifting2.coom's selection of healthy alternatives to drifting.
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I do that allllllllll the time :) Specially down muddy bike trails. Here in Marin, it's nothing but hills for miles on end. Theres some serious biking trails that kick major ass. And drifitng on them in the winter=pure heaven... Cause thats when you can spray mud and ****.
 

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