You know you've played too much GT Sport when...

Discussion in 'Gran Turismo Sport' started by cossie8, Dec 12, 2017.

  1. D-Max

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    when you can't think of anything to do other than the need to post a thread about thinking about GT.

    we've all been there
     
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  2. Krypton78

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    ...when you try to convince your wife of naming your son Lightning.
     
  3. Crazy Taylor

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    Or translator-san, Fraga, VGT, Maggiore, Sport mode and Red Bull standard/junior.
     
  4. MOPARbarrett5

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    All of those names would have a better chance then Hellcat.
     
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  5. Auditore

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    Don't go before green or you will get a slowdown penalty

    10 SECOND PENALTY SR DOWN is another good name
     
  6. domasijus

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    when driving in a real streets and imagining braking and apex cones at every turn you do....
     
  7. Pedinhuh

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    When you try to trail brake your 80's FWD car with old brakes right out of the shop....And almost crashes in a light pole.
     
  8. sundaydriving

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    You wear your gloves out.
     
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  9. stpatty

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    Waited a day and got it for £29.99 instead

    Love you Kaz
     
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  10. BigJimmy

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    My Son Tee-arelle really laughed at that.
     
  11. sundaydriving

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    You let him out of his gaming rig to laugh at this? Whats the world coming to.
     
  12. Touring Mars

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    ... you end up here for real.

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  13. RacingFan1

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    When you have done all the races in 1-player mode and you are also a bit tired of grinding for money to buy the 20million cars, like I am. And still have to buy three 20 million car plus the 15 million Cobra. Sigh
     
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  14. nuu1212

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    When you switch from shouting "**** moron" to a polite "That's a 5 sec penalty, sir."...
     
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  15. nuu1212

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    ON a serious note: I really drive too aggressively after a week of GTS and no real driving. They never ghost out, remember!
     
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  16. XSquareStickIt

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    When a stranger bumps into you in a crowded area and you immediately ghost out to serve a 7 century penalty.
     
  17. sirjim73

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    20181130_225156.jpg

    (And just as an aside, I've not farmed BMB for months now. I use the F1 and GR1 cup events mostly, together with VGT+ and Red Bull Standard). But I did get to the number below, I guess I should race it two more times...

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  18. Turbotwin01

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    When brazillian flags look like caution flags.
     
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  19. LegendofGT

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    Ka-Chow?
     
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  20. NaketWookie

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    Well... i know Lightning, i know McQueen... but i really don't want to imagine a "Lightning McQueen"-Edition here....
     
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  21. LaSupra

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    When you can correctly 'predict' which car you're going to win in the daily spin (having three good ones in there makes it really easy)
     
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  22. Groundfish

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    After a couple livations you decide on trying a Suzuka qual session in search of a low ten or nine and despite forays off track while running mid 13 at best you still run 4 more garbage laps before accepting that maybe your skills might not be where they need to be.
     
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  23. BigJimmy

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    When you check GTP planet to see if any new tracks and cars have been announced, every single morning before you have even got up to do your morning wee.

    "Teresa May hangs on by her fingers tips as a second referendum looks more and more lik....." Yeah yeah what ever, is Spa in GTSport yet.
     
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  24. sturk0167

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    .... or if you know of a place where someone named Lester is held in high regards.
     
  25. Rexracer702

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    When you hop in your Nissan Titan to run for milk, and realize you're doing 20MPH over the limit as you drift out of the first corner you came to under full throttle.
     
  26. sirjim73

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    When you start planning how you will get your daily award car over the Christmas holidays...
     
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  27. BigJimmy

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    Forget baby and dog sitting... New business idea. GT Sport sitting. Getting the miles done while you are away. Just £1 per mile.
     
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  28. stpatty

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    Losing money here Jimmy, charge by the minute and do it in a Sambabus at Blue Moon.
     
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