It's story time with me, the Random Car Guy.
Well, it all started a while after I joined my buddy Sparky's amazing track day lobby of amaziness.
We were driving around Ascari before it ended up being switched to the awesome Laguna Seca track, a perfect track for my Green Ford GT40.
It was going great, but out of nowhere; this jackass shows up and starts randomly throwing insults and stupid sentences at us in full caps saying stuff like "GROW SUM 🤬 MAN" or "FIELD DAY DUMMY" and he was ramming people with his redbull x2011 as well. Sparky's friend Edger at this point came in and started commenting torwards him and the moron just kept retort with mindless insults. I was personally just making observations about this guy, who I assume was 10 years old at this point considering the writing. Here's what I remember when he started talking to me:
Me: "🤬, you know that writing all caps doesn't make you look tough right?"
The moron: "THEY'RE THERE BECUZ I PUT THEM THERE ON MY KEYBOARD"
Sparky: *rolls eyes*
Another user in the lobby: and they're call "locked caps"
The moron: "I KNOW I LEFT THEM THERE"
Me: Can you give use a reason why you left them there?
The moron doesn't respond to my question and continues to make insults. A bit later, people keep telling him to get off and then he responds with "HIT ME" and then I decide to get in my x2010 Prototype and say "Okay, I'll hit you since you asked." I believe that sometimes the best way to deal with someone is give them a taste of his own medicine and I start rear ending his x2011 and attempt to take him down. Of course, this was in the end doing more harm than good, so I backed down and switched to my Shelby Cobra Daytona and I just left it to Sparky and Edger to deal with him.
In the end, we all got tired of beating this dead horse and Sparky kicked him out.
One thing to add, it was kinda hilarious seeing this kid trying to sound tough with his all caps when he was making a fool of himself instead.