The Gran Turismo Dog

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Jonny-TWC
So everyone knows about the Trial Mountain monkey, Nessie and Jenkins the GT Kitty but why does nobody show any love to our friend here at Bern? :(

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Surely man's best friend here deserves some appreciation?
 
And what's his favourite brand?

RUF.
 
He has is own style of driving and drifting.. Doggy style..
 
peter_vod69
And what's his favourite brand?

RUF.

As obvious as that was I liked it
 
JBanton
I love where this is heading 👍

I guess he loves drifting because it involves a lot of tail-wagging?

No? OK :(

Haha
 
JBanton
I love where this is heading 👍

I guess he loves drifting because it involves a lot of tail-wagging?

No? OK :(

Tail wagging doggy style in his RUF
 
jgancherjr
Tail wagging doggy style in his RUF

Ok this is getting a bit dirty now.
 
You can't drift a dog. Dogs are FF.
 
The interesting thing is, that our friend here could actually get up the Eiger Norwand Hill quicker than the Fiat 500R/ 500F :p
 
Is this thread Beneful? Haha
 
I'm getting my dogs mixed up with Hyenas

 
The dogs are frustrating to play against as they press 'paws' too often.


Can't believe I just posted that!:rolleyes:
 
The dogs are frustrating to play against as they press 'paws' too often.


Can't believe I just posted that!:rolleyes:

And when they aren't doing that, they are just poodling around the track.
 
The dog is rubbish at racing, he feels the need to stop by EVERY tree that surrounds every race circuit, making the Nurburgring a particularly long lasting nightmare. He's also lousy as a B-spec driver, often confusing "Pace up" for "Rollover".

Perhaps he would be better if instructions were re-worded to "Heel" for pace down, "Fetch" for pace up, "Good boy" for maintain pace and "Sit" for pitting.
 
They could use the Honda Fit race car as a lead car for it to chase like they do in Grey Hound racing, it looks like a mouse anyways.. Haha..
 
Lewis_Hamilton_
The dog is rubbish at racing, he feels the need to stop by EVERY tree that surrounds every race circuit, making the Nurburgring a particularly long lasting nightmare. He's also lousy as a B-spec driver, often confusing "Pace up" for "Rollover".

Perhaps he would be better if instructions were re-worded to "Heel" for pace down, "Fetch" for pace up, "Good boy" for maintain pace and "Sit" for pitting.

So true. Jenkins is much faster.
 
This is the most ridiculous thread ever! I can't stop laughing! The dog and cat AWD/RWD post brought me to tears!
 
My old dog was awd with a rwd bias and both our cats are rwd thay tandem drift round the livingroom most days lol
 
You should read the gtkitty thread.
 
Dogs are great to watch racing, 'cos when they're canine around the place, things get a bit hairy...
 
Man, My wienerdog would be awesome at racing. He's got a 40 inch paw base and only weighs 45lbs and has a really low cog. Hes about 1 inch from dragging his diff. He's 4wd with a rear bias. but he's only sittin on 12" donuts spares lol.
 
Cats are definitely RWD though because I have 4 at home and they always chase each other round the house and because we have laminate floors, they drift around. It's so funny to watch.
 
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