500 character Signature limit...

[Flerbizky]

Jordan, I assume....

Is it safe to assume that the 500 character limit on signatures includes whatever tags [ ] one might want to put in ?... Eg. " [ color = red ] [ / color ] " will actually subtract 19 characters ?...

 

[Stinky Chicken]

That's probably why you're over the 500-character limit, you know. (hang on, there's a character limit...?)

Look at that. Green, purple, blue, yellow...

 

[Jordan]

Yes, vB code is included in the character limit.

 

[Flerbizky]

Yes, vB code is included in the character limit.

Thanks Jordan...

 

[LoudMusic]

Jordan, I assume....

Is it safe to assume that the 500 character limit on signatures includes whatever tags [ ] one might want to put in ?... Eg. " [ color = red ] [ / color ] " will actually subtract 19 characters ?...

I don't know how you're doing it, but one way to conserve characters would be to only set the green tag once, then close it at the end. Then when you change to red in the middle and close the red, it should go back to green.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

I don't know how you're doing it, but one way to conserve characters would be to only set the green tag once, then close it at the end. Then when you change to red in the middle and close the red, it should go back to green.

That's an idea. Thanks LM. 👍

I bleieve Flerbizky is setting the tage thus:

[ color=orange]text text:[/color ] [ color=green]text text[/color]
[ color=red]text text:[/color ] [ color=green]text text[/color]
[ color=blue]text text:[/color ] [ color=green]text text[/color]
[ color=purple]text text:[/color ] [ color=green]text text[/color]

Etc, etc.

But I could yet be wrong!

 

[daan]

That's an idea. Thanks LM. 👍

There is also a 6 line limit....

7 lines with 3 blanks makes 10.

 

[Flerbizky]

I don't know how you're doing it, but one way to conserve characters would be to only set the green tag once, then close it at the end. Then when you change to red in the middle and close the red, it should go back to green.

I know - Am already doing that...

It's just that I found another quote, which Word tells me, is 444 (no ****) characters, including spaces. But I'd have to give up promoting GTPremium if I wanted to use it....

 

[LoudMusic]

I think you have too much in there as it is (:

 

[Flerbizky]

I think you have too much in there as it is (:

What ?....

My Sig is absolutely beautiful (:

 

[LoudMusic]

If you say so ... a bit too colorful for me. Looks like a bag of Skittles threw up on it (:

 

[Flerbizky]

If you say so ... a bit too colorful for me. Looks like a bag of Skittles threw up on it (:

But you got a pair of focking turtles in your avatar

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Oh God LoudMusic... turtle porno?

 

[LoudMusic]

Well at least I didn't use this picture of a man doing a turkey in the backdoor

(:

 

[Flerbizky]

Well at least I didn't use this picture of a man doing a turkey in the backdoor

(:

That's just too friggin' funny

And ain't the Internet great.. .I mean - A decade ago, you'd read a headline like "Man caught doing turkey up the Ying Yang" in the paper and we'd laugh at the freak... Today - we get his picture.. Now THAT's what I call sensible use of highly advanced information technology !...

 

[Stinky Chicken]

What about the turkey stuffing the man?

 

[LoudMusic]

How about an article about artificial insemination of chickens, with photographs. Now there's a job for you.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Someone should use this as an avatar! That would totally make my day!

 

[LoudMusic]

You're the chicken, why don't you use it?

 

[Stinky Chicken]

You're the chicken, why don't you use it?

Because I'm using Jennifer Garner.

 

[LoudMusic]

And I can't really argue with that ... Perhaps you could do a combination. Make Jenny G walk like a chicken!

 

[Stinky Chicken]

And I can't really argue with that ... Perhaps you could do a combination. Make Jenny G walk like a chicken!

Oh God... That would totally destroy all the illusions I've set up about Ms Garner over the years!

I wish GTP still had the ROTFL smilie...

 

[LoudMusic]

"Make her walk like a chicken" could be used as a sexual inuendo, though. And THAT, whatever that may be, could be a lot of fun (:

 

[Stinky Chicken]

"Make her walk like a chicken" could be used as a sexual inuendo, though. And THAT, whatever that may be, could be a lot of fun (:

Hmm, yes, I can see how that may be used as a sexual innuendo...

 

[LoudMusic]

Oh come ON! I used the word "sex" and a referance to Jennifer Garner in the same sentence. I at least get points for that.

I'm cool, yo. Now you just have to admit it (:

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Oh come ON! I used the word "sex" and a referance to Jennifer Garner in the same sentence. I at least get points for that.

Did you use the word "sex" in reference to Jennifer Garner though?

 

[LoudMusic]

Yeah, I'd hit it. If I weren't romantically involved with someone I personally find more attractive.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Yeah, I'd hit it. If I weren't romantically involved with someone I personally find more attractive.

Keeping with my current trend of hanging people up by various appendages, I shall hang YOU up by one of yours...

For there IS no one more attractove than herself!

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Nevermind, double post...

 

[LoudMusic]

Keeping with my current trend of hanging people up by various appendages, I shall hang YOU up by one of yours...

For there IS no one more attractove than herself!

How old are you? You've not seen much of the world have you? I'll not say she is unnattractive, because I do find her very attractive, but I've seen better (:

My nomination would be none other than Ms. Cindy Crawford. She's a hottie. Here is a good picture to compare to the one you used in your avatar. And I've always liked this one, even though it's not sexually charged.

But my all time favorite female celebrity? Pah, that's in another thread.