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Sorry about the title 
Here's a game we used to play at school, when I was but a wee lad. Basically it's a contest to see who you lot think is the undisputed king of the animal world.
I put up two animals, you vote on which one would win in a no-holds-barred slugfest. Remember to give your reasoning behind your vote (otherwise, where's the humour?)
Rules of the ring are as follows...
- The beasts involved may only use their natural physical abilities and may not use other objects (so no gorillas with Kalashnikovs please!)
- Geography goes out the window in this so please don't say "But they come from different parts of the world". It's not real!
- Most animals are not instinctively aggressive unless provoked or are shown a specific form of body language. For the sake of the game, the two animals involved are really pissed off!
- Land features such as water, trees and snow etc. are acceptable. Use them how you will to reach a desicion for a winner.
- The animal with the most votes at the end of the week will continue into the next round.
- Each contest will consist of four matches. The creature left standing at the end will be crowned 'Undisputed King of the Animal World', or something like that.
- You may volunteer an animal for the next battle, but my decision will be final.
Disclaimer: Before anyone says this is cruel, and there are people that would (and indeed it would be if it was real), I will say that I am above all a nature lover and have or would never intentionally inflict or wish to inflict pain and suffering on an animal of any sort other than in self-defence. Although I admit to killing my fair share of mosquitos and one cockroach that flew out of a garbage can and onto my face. I know it wasn't it's fault, but I didn't fancy going down with dysentery thank you very much!
Animals are our friends and let's not forget it!
OK then. Let's meet the contestents...
We're in the continent of Africa for this grudge-match.
In the red corner, weighing in at 6000lbs and with a record of 0/0 is the mighty African 'most dangerous animal in Africa' hippopotamus.
And in the blue corner, weighing in at close to 1500lbs and also with a record of 0/0 is the infamous Nile 'got teeth?' crocodile.
Let battle commence!
Here's a game we used to play at school, when I was but a wee lad. Basically it's a contest to see who you lot think is the undisputed king of the animal world.
I put up two animals, you vote on which one would win in a no-holds-barred slugfest. Remember to give your reasoning behind your vote (otherwise, where's the humour?)
Rules of the ring are as follows...
- The beasts involved may only use their natural physical abilities and may not use other objects (so no gorillas with Kalashnikovs please!)
- Geography goes out the window in this so please don't say "But they come from different parts of the world". It's not real!
- Most animals are not instinctively aggressive unless provoked or are shown a specific form of body language. For the sake of the game, the two animals involved are really pissed off!
- Land features such as water, trees and snow etc. are acceptable. Use them how you will to reach a desicion for a winner.
- The animal with the most votes at the end of the week will continue into the next round.
- Each contest will consist of four matches. The creature left standing at the end will be crowned 'Undisputed King of the Animal World', or something like that.
- You may volunteer an animal for the next battle, but my decision will be final.
Disclaimer: Before anyone says this is cruel, and there are people that would (and indeed it would be if it was real), I will say that I am above all a nature lover and have or would never intentionally inflict or wish to inflict pain and suffering on an animal of any sort other than in self-defence. Although I admit to killing my fair share of mosquitos and one cockroach that flew out of a garbage can and onto my face. I know it wasn't it's fault, but I didn't fancy going down with dysentery thank you very much!
Animals are our friends and let's not forget it!
OK then. Let's meet the contestents...
We're in the continent of Africa for this grudge-match.
In the red corner, weighing in at 6000lbs and with a record of 0/0 is the mighty African 'most dangerous animal in Africa' hippopotamus.
And in the blue corner, weighing in at close to 1500lbs and also with a record of 0/0 is the infamous Nile 'got teeth?' crocodile.
Let battle commence!
