Describe Your Sex Life Only Using Movie Titles

[homeforsummer]

Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain

I just need to find myself an Amélie Poulain to give her a fabulous destiny...

 

[mattythedog]

Much Ado About Nothing

 

[Liquid]

The Naked Gun

 

[Famine]

Predator.

 

[axletramp]

Fire Down Below.

Taken.

Pumping Iron.

 

[neljack]

127 Hours

 

[DaxCobra]

The Wood

 

[Dennisch]

Fight club.

 

[axletramp]

The Money Pit.

Bird on a Wire.

 

[TouringDevotee]

Sorry, more entered my brain while resting:

-The Big Lebowski
-Bend it Like Beckham
-Mr. Deeds

 

[Aldo]

Fire Down Below.

Better get that checked out, lad. Sounds serious.

 

[Slash]

Better get that checked out, lad. Sounds serious.

Angels and Demons

 

[ceiling_fan]

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Kindergarten Cop
Super Size Me
Meet The Parents
Enemy at the Gates
Flubber

 

[Famine]

A Series of Unfortunate Events.

 

[Slash]

A Series of Unfortunate Events.

 

[DaxCobra]

Liar liar.

 

[Omnis]

A Series of Unfortunate Events.

You sure?

 

[Famine]

Cloudy, With a Chance of Meatballs.

 

[RocZX]

The Hard Ride

 

[dhandeh]

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

 

[Neal]

Dirty Harry

 

[PeterJB]

I am Legend

 

[terminator363]

The Spy Who Shagged Me
The China Syndrome
Red Ball Express
Tit-Coq
To Hell and Back
Run Silent, Run Deep
Guns of Navarone
A Bridge Too Far
The Big Red One
The Bunker
The Thin Red Line
Enemy at the Gates

Mind you, I haven't seen all of them.

 

[Aldo]

Beerfest.

 

[turboash78]

Alone in the Dark

 

[Slash]

Transformers

 

[homeforsummer]

Nice mix of funny ones here, and people just listing film titles. Bit of a stretch of the imagination to consider these even vaguely euphemistic, and even more of a stretch to find some of them funny...

 

[HP]

After all those one night stands:

The Great Escape

And now:

Stop! Or my mom will shoot!

And on drinking days:

The Amazing Dr Clitterhouse

 

[axletramp]

Touching the Void?

 

[Small_Fryz]

Alice in Wonderland