Elon's Antics

[TexRex]

SWEET FANCY MOSES

"X could have saved Jews from the Holocaust if social media existed back then and here are some fake tweets from the period to prove it."

Imagine going to these lengths instead of simply not cozying up with the Groyper Army. (I do recognize the bitch simply couldn't avoid doing the latter.)

 

[Famine]

He may be the only person in history to go to a concentration camp memorial to get tips on how to better manage slave labour.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

What the **** did I just read?

 

[Famine]

 

[Liquid]

Fallout 5 and Portal 3 are going to be epic.

 

[Blitz24]

Fallout 5 and Portal 3 are going to be epic.

That human is going to die due to "rapid unscheduled disassembly", aren't they?

 

[Dennisch]

Waking up to an ad for a new Tesla is what all the Techdaddy fanboys want.

 

[TheCracker]

All of a sudden whilst the chip that Bill Gates put in everyone who was covid vaccinated was bad, the chip that Elon Musk wants to put into them is good?

 

[TB]

Fallout 5 and Portal 3 are going to be epic.

Will there be cake?

 

[TexRex]

The first human?

 

[Liquid]

Will there be cake?

"The cake is a lie", Milhouse says with crumbs falling from his mouth.

 

[McLaren]

All of a sudden whilst the chip that Bill Gates put in everyone who was covid vaccinated was bad, the chip that Elon Musk wants to put into them is good?

Ehhh, I think ol’ Elon will get a healthy dose of “Leopards eating faces” with this when Conservatives decline it as well. I think only the Elon fans in the party will support it.

 

[Northstar]

Elon lost his compensation package, guessing Twitter Blue will have a totally unrelated but conveniently timed price increase.

 

[Dennisch]

Oh no. Now he's only worth 100 billion. However will he cope with that.

 

[Blitz24]

Oh no. Now he's only worth 100 billion. However will he cope with that.

CyberTruck will now suspiciously get a 10% price increase.

 

[Tornado]

"More like Delaware Court of Chicanery"
- Elon Musk response on Twitter.

 

[TexRex]

Hmm...

 

[Famine]

This is relatively extraordinary:



Not the Tweet, which is essentially a description of an image that hasn't even been posted, from a 14-year old spam account that hasn't Tweeted in those 14 years...

... but the responses. 80% of them are from blue tick accounts - so paid rather than legacy verified - accounts, commenting positively on the picture.

Yes, the picture which hasn't even been posted.


It's bots all the way down...

 

[Tornado]

That's impossible because blue checkmarks were to guarantee against the bot problem that Elon said pervaded the site (that never actually existed) to try and force the price to be renegotiated from the obscene overpay he bid himself up to.

The majority of traffic from Elon Musk's X may have been fake during the Super Bowl, report suggests

These numbers are legitimately shocking.

mashable.com

Oh.

 

[Famine]

Skin so thin he could double as a pigeon-chested Slim Goodbody...

Elon Musk attacked my article accusing him of gaming Twitter's algorithm for more attention. In some ways, it gave him exactly what he wanted.

In Zoe Schiffer's book "Extremely Hardcore," she describes a Super Bowl-related tweet flop with Elon Musk ordering engineers to change the algorithm.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[HenrySwanson]

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/neuralinks-first-human-patient-able-control-mouse-through-thinking-musk-says-2024-02-20/

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[GlamFM]

Oh damn. Next level unlocked I guess.

Darkest timeline we live in indeed.

 

[Blitz24]

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/neuralinks-first-human-patient-able-control-mouse-through-thinking-musk-says-2024-02-20/

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Tell me you support the orcs without telling me you support the orcs.

 

[Tornado]

Skin so thin he could double as a pigeon-chested Slim Goodbody...

Elon Musk attacked my article accusing him of gaming Twitter's algorithm for more attention. In some ways, it gave him exactly what he wanted.

In Zoe Schiffer's book "Extremely Hardcore," she describes a Super Bowl-related tweet flop with Elon Musk ordering engineers to change the algorithm.

www.businessinsider.com

Also having burner accounts to fluff himself in public just like famously self-confident people like Kevin Durant.

 

[TexRex]

Second softest bitch ever?

 

[Imari]

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/neuralinks-first-human-patient-able-control-mouse-through-thinking-musk-says-2024-02-20/

Once upon a time this might have been exciting news. But in 2024, the idea of implanting any sort of neural technology from Musk or pretty much any modern megacorp is dystopian. You just know that they're going to be putting more research into how to use it for monetisation and control than into user functionality and safety.

I swear these people see media like Cyberpunk as aspirational.

It seems pretty obvious that a lot of those in power in the west aspire to be just like Putin. It's just that as usual Musk has the least ability to refrain from saying the quiet part out loud.

I have to imagine that when all the billionaires and world power brokers are having parties on Epstein's island, he's the one standing in the corner by himself while all the other billionaires talk behind his back about what a colossal moron he is. Maybe that's why he has such an inferiority complex, because he knows all his peers think he's a dumb ****.

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

I swear these people see media like Cyberpunk as aspirational.

Yeah, but look at all the pink and blue neon! It's so cool!

 

[UKMikey]

Elon Musk makes ‘things good’ with California bakery after $2,000 pie fiasco

Tesla had ditched an order for 4,000 mini pies, but the X owner paid the debt after the incident received attention

theguardian.com

I'm glad he paid up but this reminds me of the Lex Luthor meme from that children's book.

 

[TB]

"And that's terrible."

 

[Blitz24]

"And that's terrible."

The book forgot to say he paid for them, he just didn't pay for the table.