Favorite quotes

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I don’t do drugs, I am drugs. - Salvador Dali
 
"The whole aim of practical politics is is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H.L Mencken.
 
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"The first six words I'll teach my pup are 'dig a hole' and 'fill it up'."

--Michael K. Frith, I'll Teach My Dog 100 Words
 
President Johnson during the War on Poverty, on why so many poor whites vote for policies against their own interests:

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
--Lyndon B Johnson
 
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"The mentally disturbed do not employ the Principle of Scientific Parsimony: the most simple theory to explain a given set of facts. They shoot for the baroque."

--Philip K. Dick, VALIS
 
“Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” - Albert Einstein.
 
"Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it. You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people."

-- George Carlin
 
"When wealth is passed off as merit, bad luck is seen as bad character. This is how ideologues justify punishing the sick and the poor. But poverty is neither a crime nor a character flaw. Stigmatize those who let people die, not those who struggle to live."- Sarah Kendzior.
 
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Sir Winston Churchill.
 
VBR
- Sir Winston Churchill.

Who also said “democracy isn’t a great political system, but it’s the best we’ve currently got.” (Paraphrased but referenced accurately elsewhere in this thread.)

There could be a thread on Churchill quotes alone.
 
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”- Upton Sinclair
 
“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.” - William Pitt the Younger.
 
"If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that's not progress. If you pull it all the way out, that's not progress. The progress comes from healing the wound that the blow made. But they haven't begun to pull the knife out... they won't even admit it's there"- Malcolm X
 
Didn't see a thread for favorite speeches poems and it's not too long so I figured I would post this here.

September 17th, 2011. Baseball is returning to play for the first time after 9/11.

Former (and long-time) St. Louis Cardinals Broadcaster Jack Buck reads a poem he wrote in tribute to the events that had occured six days prior. Jack was special; one hell of writer, broadcaster, and human being.

Video of the speech in the spoiler.


Transcription below.

Since this nation was founded under God,
More than 200 years ago,
We’ve been the bastion of freedom,
The light which keeps the free world aglow.

We do not covet the possessions of others,
We are blessed with the bounty we share.
We have rushed to help other nations,
Anything... Anytime...Anywhere.

War is just not our nature.
We won’t start, but we will end the fight.
If we are involved,
We shall be resolved,
To protect what we know is right.

We’ve been challenged by a cowardly foe,
Who strikes and then hides from our view.
With one voice, we say there’s no choice today,
There is only one thing to do.

Everyone is saying the same thing,
And praying that we end these senseless moments we are living.
As our fathers did before, we shall win this unwanted war.
As our children will enjoy the future we’ll be giving.

- Jack Buck


Makes me cry every single time.
 
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We should have a favourite poems thread. Up there on my list would be If, The Chaos, I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, And did those feet in ancient times and pretty much anything by Spike Milligan (depending on my mental state).
 
"I race clean until you don't."

Heard someone say it somewhere sometime, and the more I thought about it the more I liked it. Now it's my GT Sport joining comment. It seems to get the message across. :sly:
 
We should have a favourite poems thread. Up there on my list would be If, The Chaos, I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, And did those feet in ancient times and pretty much anything by Spike Milligan (depending on my mental state).
A fellow Milliganite is always a welcome sight. I grew up on his poetry and I'm always saddened by how few of my peers have even heard of him.

"At the station, I was handed a picture of Hitler, with the message "This is your enemy!". I searched the entire train, but I couldn't find him." - Spike Milligan. (Possible slight misquote as I don't have the book to hand).

While a great many modern comedians credit Monty Python's Flying Circus as their inspiration, the members of Python themselves all point to 50s BBC radio comedy "The Goon Show" as inspiration themselves - on which Milligan wrote and performed alongside wartime pal Harry Secombe, and the great Peter Sellers.

It remains hilarious to this day.
 
As sure as the rivers reach the seas.

There are probably examples where this isn't literally true but this is my favourite similie of surety and one of my favourite poetic similies ever.
 
“All the proof in the world, won’t convince an idiot.”-Mark Twain

No wonder why when you try to give facts to a Trump supporter or a religious fundamentalist, it's like preaching to the deaf.
 
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