Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Mr. S]

I have to concur, sadly.

 

[Coxis]

Grandma looks like Dat Ash.

 

[livemusic]

Biggest forehead ever!

 

[poolhaas]

I have to concur, sadly.

Just happened to watch that Futurama episode yesterday, funny stuff

 

[livemusic]

 

[poolhaas]

 

[Dravonic]

^ In Soviet Russia, sausage cut's knife?

By the way, that doesn't look like sausage. At all.

 

[livemusic]

Looks like salami to me.

 

[Mr. S]

Those things own knifes - lots of them. They're called "Landjäger" in German and "Chasseur" in French but nobody was ever able to tell me if there's an English term for them.

Even Wikipedia is calling them "Landjäger" on their English website.

 

[Rykon Zero]

I personally call them Beating Sausages, but that's just me.

 

[nick09]

 

[Public'sTwin]

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

Cannot be unseen

 

[Submerged]

I have to concur, sadly.

OH DEAR GOD

I wanna move. Like now.

Although, I assume that this does happen elsewhere at times....

 

[PeterJB]

OH DEAR GOD

I wanna move. Like now.

Although, I assume that this does happen elsewhere at times....

I live in a council estate, I'm older than most of the parents, and not far off some grandparents too...

 

[MagpieRacer]

Those things own knifes - lots of them. They're called "Landjäger" in German and "Chasseur" in French but nobody was ever able to tell me if there's an English term for them.

Even Wikipedia is calling them "Landjäger" on their English website.

Chasseur translates from French into Hunter.

Hunters Sausage? Had Hunters Chicken before..

 

[DG_Silva]

I live in a council estate, I'm older than most of the parents, and not far off some grandparents too...

Yeah, but what you're not saying is that you're a great-grandfather yourself...

 

[Mr. S]

Chasseur translates from French into Hunter.

Hunters Sausage? Had Hunters Chicken before..

It'd literally translate into "Country hunter". Ah well...

 

[Type S Tony]

Cannot be unseen

👍

 

[nick09]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[rocko100]

Doing that as we speak. lol

 

[RACECAR]

Forgot to add "bang against something"

 

[F1 fan]

^^^ Swapping the batteries around helps too.

Chasseur translates from French into Hunter.

Hunters Sausage? Had Hunters Chicken before..

I'm not sure, but I believe Jager translates (from german) to english as Hunter. So maybe the "land" part has no definitive translation to English. Still learning German atm, as I plan to live there.

 

[Peter.]

^^^ Swapping the batteries around helps too.

You serious?
*go gets remote*

 

[W3H5]

^^^ Swapping the batteries around helps too.

SO does putting them on something warm, like a radiator. Squeezes that extra bit of juice out of them.

 

[Horde_R35]

 

[Peter.]

SO does putting them on something warm, like a radiator. Squeezes that extra bit of juice out of them.

I though putting them in the freezer helped with that.

 

[W3H5]

I though putting them in the freezer helped with that.

I think that's how dead portable hard drives are revived.

 

[DG_Silva]

I think that's how dead portable hard drives are revived.

And laptop batteries, or all other Ni-Cd batteries. Just don't forget to take it out of the laptop first!