Funny/Strange News Stories

[baldgye]

Maybe I’m a horrible person, but this made me laugh


British couple who 'lost' passports on plane to Greece forced to fly back home 30 minutes after landing

 

[Johnnypenso]

Maybe I’m a horrible person, but this made me laugh


British couple who 'lost' passports on plane to Greece forced to fly back home 30 minutes after landing

Surely they could have just used their white privilege card to continue their Greek holiday.

 

[TexRex]

Surely they could have just used their white privilege card to continue their Greek holiday.

 

[jake2013guy]

Very strange indeed.
https://news.sky.com/story/world-cup-england-break-penalties-curse-to-reach-quarter-final-11425458

 

[TenEightyOne]

Very strange indeed.
https://news.sky.com/story/world-cup-england-break-penalties-curse-to-reach-quarter-final-11425458

I never watch soccerballing but I've got reet into thissun. Could barely watch the standing-still kickings at the end.

 

[JKgo]

Very strange indeed.
https://news.sky.com/story/world-cup-england-break-penalties-curse-to-reach-quarter-final-11425458

....I was watching that last night. Proper biting-something performance, that.

Although, on reflection, Colombia played a wee bit better game overall.

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Dad calls police on workshy boy

 

[Touring Mars]

Three people have been charged with kidnapping Halloween actress Daisy McCrackin and her partner - they held her partner hostage and demanded that she paid the ransom, driving her to several banks before forcing her to write them a cheque. I wonder how they got caught?!

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/jul/04/three-suspects-charged-with-kidnapping-halloween-actor

 

[baldgye]

before forcing her to write them a cheque.

hahahahahahahaha

...holding one of them naked in a bathtub for 30 hours...

oh

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Three people have been charged with kidnapping Halloween actress Daisy McCrackin and her partner - they held her partner hostage and demanded that she paid the ransom, driving her to several banks before forcing her to write them a cheque. I wonder how they got caught?!

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/jul/04/three-suspects-charged-with-kidnapping-halloween-actor

Her brother Phil must've been upset.

 

[TexRex]

Her brother Phil must've been upset.

Oh, you...

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Oh, you...

Someone had to say it.

 

[UKMikey]

A 92-year-old U.S. woman has been charged with killing her son because she believed he was going to place her in an assisted living facility.

 

[TexRex]

A 92-year-old U.S. woman has been charged with killing her son because she believed he was going to place her in an assisted living facility.

Seems like more of a Curse to me...

¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

 

[Crazy Taylor]

One Aussie drivers get into a sticky situation.

Meanwhile Sony Pictures makes another blunder.

 

[Liquid]

r/thanosdidnothingwrong plans to ban half of its members on 9th July

 

[Pezzarinho17]

That's amazing! I might join Reddit just to join in!

 

[Touring Mars]

Facebook sorry for flagging the Declaration of Independence as hate speech...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-us-indian-savages-post-removed-a8434191.html

 

[Crazy Taylor]

Bride to be bans people from watching England game at wedding.

 

[TexRex]

Bride to be bans people from watching England game at wedding.

Great, and I bet that 97% of those who RSVP'd are perfectly fine with it, but it's the 3% assclown contingent that's getting the attention.

With current technology, it's possible to not only get results immediately after the fact but also see anything that may have been worth seeing, and while watching an event in person may or may not have any influence on the outcome (crowd enthusiasm and what have you), viewing it remotely most certainly will not.

 

[baldgye]

Great, and I bet that 97% of those who RSVP'd are perfectly fine with it, but it's the 3% assclown contingent that's getting the attention.

With current technology, it's possible to not only get results immediately after the fact but also see anything that may have been worth seeing, and while watching an event in person may or may not have any influence on the outcome (crowd enthusiasm and what have you), viewing it remotely most certainly will not.

It seems like the vast majority that are upset, aren’t invited anyway...

 

[TexRex]

It seems like the vast majority that are upset, aren’t invited anyway...

Ah, social media.

 

[Northstar]

With current technology, it's possible to not only get results immediately after the fact but also see anything that may have been worth seeing, and while watching an event in person may or may not have any influence on the outcome (crowd enthusiasm and what have you), viewing it remotely most certainly will not.

They just want to make sure they don't miss out on any rioting. Is that really such a bad thing?

 

[Crazy Taylor]

England fans trash IKEA store after Sweden win

 

[UKMikey]

England fans trash IKEA store after Sweden win

Bloody idiot thugs, I hope they've been caught on camera.

 

[Carbon_6]

England fans trash IKEA store after Sweden win

 

[UKMikey]

Dear me...

 

[baldgye]

World Hero and all round good guy Elon Musk is in the news! After he hand built a rocket powered submarine and rescued all of those Thai boys stuck in a cave!

Once again, the world is saved. Thanks Elon!

 

[Crazy Taylor]

World Hero and all round good guy Elon Musk is in the news! After he hand built a rocket powered submarine and rescued all of those Thai boys stuck in a cave!

Once again, the world is saved. Thanks Elon!

He's kinda inventing something already available. Thunderbird 4.

 

[baldgye]

He's kinda inventing something already available. Thunderbird 4.

How dare you