Funny/Strange News Stories

[Dotini]

Never seen this before?



Pretty weird.

 

[Spacegoat]

Never seen this before?

Shows how wild 2020 has been when an bike riding monkey who attempts to kidnap a toddler, barely even raises a ripple.

 

[Pupik]

5-year-old stopped for 'impaired driving' in Ogden after mom wouldn't buy him Lamborghini

It's the story that just keeps on giving.

Kudos for staying on course!

 

[TenEightyOne]

A great bush/trump story. BBC.

EDIT: For the naysayers the West Bridgford Wire have validated British use of the word trump

 

[Northstar]

Brian May has been hospitalized after literally busting his ass in a gardening accident.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

 

[Joey D]

Brian May has been hospitalized after literally busting his ass in a gardening accident.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

 

[Famine]

"Queens's"?

 

[TexRex]

Worse, it comes from a source that, if its name is anything to go by, specializes in music news, Metal Injection.

 

[Joey D]

"Queens's"?

I didn't even notice that when I saw it posted to Facebook.

 

[Liquid]

Less "ha-ha" funny and more "aneurysm" funny.

 

[TexRex]

Less "ha-ha" funny and more "aneurysm" funny.

I enjoyed this:

 

[TenEightyOne]

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house.

It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom.

 

[TB]

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house.

Now I know why no one showed up. Hope I get a refund.

 

[TexRex]

Bacon, eggs and...noodles? How were they prepared? Are we talking carbonara? Or was it more of a scramble?

 

[wvmgmidget]

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house.

I imagine something happened along these lines:

 

[Famine]

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house.

Now I know why no one showed up. Hope I get a refund.

Relevant, but tasteless joke below:

Spoiler: Relevant, but tasteless, joke

I asked my wife if she wanted to help me live out my rape fetish. She said no, which really got me going.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Just plain weird, Porn star Nacho Vidal held in Spain after man dies in toad-venom ritual

 

[Joey D]

Just plain weird, Porn star Nacho Vidal held in Spain after man dies in toad-venom ritual

 

[JKgo]

Just plain weird, Porn star Nacho Vidal held in Spain after man dies in toad-venom ritual

..."Nacho" Vidal? Why do I get the feeling that what he wanted originally was "Macho"?

 

[TB]

..."Nacho" Vidal? Why do I get the feeling that what he wanted originally was "Macho"?

 

[Adamgp]

https://nypost.com/2020/06/08/man-t...utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

I would be fine if this happened to me.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Poland invades Czech Republic. Accidentally. BBC.

 

[Dotini]

Poland invades Czech Republic. Accidentally. BBC.

I was walking down the road one day. Accidentally my gun discharged while I was cleaning it. In Georgia, a road sign was damaged.

 

[andrea]

 

[ScottPuss20]

Want a good laugh? Search "Florida man" followed by your birthdate e.g August 18 and see what weird stuff comes up.

 

[Mikey]

Want a good laugh? Search "Florida man" followed by your birthdate e.g August 18 and see what weird stuff comes up.

Crikey, it works.

Florida man caught on video dancing atop deputy's cruiser - man claimed he was threatened by vampires

 

[Spacegoat]

Taiwanese man likes Pokemon Go, maybe a little too much.

 

[JKgo]

Taiwanese man likes Pokemon Go, maybe a little too much.

...Now that's dedication.

Having said that, doesn't Pokemon Go have microtransaction? Wouldn't paying for rare pokemons cheaper than buying these many phones in the first place?

 

[andrea]

 

[Barra333]

Darn it. I really liked his GTAV stuff.