Funny/Strange News Stories

[UKMikey]

Darn it. I really liked his GTAV stuff.

I bet he had some wicked PGA Tour scores.

 

[dlshearon]

His asmr eating McDonald's was my fav.


https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-...ile-to-bite-his-arm/994792620/?outputType=amp

Pouring beer into a gators mouth sounds like something I would do. The whole trying to get it to bite....nope.

How’s that old man see while riding?

 

[Joey D]

Oh, Florida man? Ya, that sounds about right.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

More of an interesting story:

There's a revolution in the bird song industry.

https://gizmodo.com/a-viral-new-bird-song-in-canada-is-causing-sparrows-t-1844245103

 

[EngieDiesel]

British mobile provider Three UK warned its customers about unsolicited text messages with suspicious links, by... sending out an unsolicited text message... with a... suspicious link... wait a second.

You didn't think this through all the way, did you?

 

[polysmut]

British mobile provider Three UK warned its customers about unsolicited text messages with suspicious links, by... sending out an unsolicited text message... with a... suspicious link... wait a second.

You didn't think this through all the way, did you?

I didn't ask to see that post and I won't click on the blue bit.

 

[gnomefromnome]

would the motorcycle who hit 118mph please come up and claim their prize!

 

[novcze]

Vancouver police to investigate 'gesture of hate' ... err I mean tire marks on a crosswalk

https://thepostmillennial.com/watch...re-marks-on-lgbt-crosswalk-as-gesture-of-hate

edit: is it even valid horizontal traffic sign?

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

They were lucky no crowds were standing nearby.

 

[EngieDiesel]

Google employs people to give silly names to colors to "affect your wellbeing". Probably no different from the people who get paid to think up the colors that go on cars or other consumer products, but still...

“… in the studio, we have drawers for these things from all over the world organized by materials. We even have one that’s labeled ‘organic,’ and that’s always fun to open because you never know what you’re going to find. Sometimes it’s stones but sometimes I’m like, What’s that smell?”

GOOGLE: What's That Smell?

 

[polysmut]

It's hot dogs, it's GTP. There's history there.
https://www.theguardian.com/food/20...dog-eaters-nearing-limit-of-human-performance

 

[UKMikey]

It's hot dogs, it's GTP. There's history there.
https://www.theguardian.com/food/20...dog-eaters-nearing-limit-of-human-performance

Are competitive hotdogs eaten without condiments? I wonder whether relish, pickles and onions affect the theoretical limit of 8.4 dogs/minute by taking up space inside the glutton's stomach and oesophagus.

 

[Chrunch Houston]

Are competitive hotdogs eaten without condiments? I wonder whether relish, pickles and onions affect the theoretical limit of 8.4 dogs/minute by taking up space inside the glutton's stomach and oesophagus.

I think the only condiment they use is water. And that is just to soften the bun. I don't think it is a very tasty contest.

 

[UKMikey]

I think the only condiment they use is water. And that is just to soften the bun. I don't think it is a very tasty contest.

Ugh. Cool Hand Luke vibes.

 

[polysmut]

Are competitive hotdogs eaten without condiments? I wonder whether relish, pickles and onions affect the theoretical limit of 8.4 dogs/minute by taking up space inside the glutton's stomach and oesophagus.

I think speed is the issue rather than capacity.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Man in underwear throws puppy at biker gang, escapes on stolen bulldozer at head of five mile tailback. BBC.

 

[Biggles]

 

[UKMikey]

Man in underwear throws puppy at biker gang, escapes on stolen bulldozer at head of five mile tailback. BBC.

Meds... I hope the puppy is alright.

 

[polysmut]

Man in underwear throws puppy at biker gang, escapes on stolen bulldozer at head of five mile tailback. BBC.

a 5km tailback built up behind him

It was Germany. Must be this transition period confusing things.

 

[TenEightyOne]

It was Germany. Must be this transition period confusing things.

Yeah, but by the time I saw the story more traffic had arrived. Or something

 

[dlshearon]

That woman sounds like she’s trying to sound like a goose or turkey at times.
#smokeanotherone

 

[Biggles]

That woman sounds like she’s trying to sound like a goose or turkey at times.
#smokeanotherone

You're a hard man if it didn't make you laugh, though!

 

[EngieDiesel]

There are no Satanic rituals happening in the San Bernardino National Forest, says the Church of Satan. Oh, and also the US Forest Service.

 

[TexRex]

Dog whistle folds as White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany's attempt to rile up outrage among conservatives over cancellation of canine cop cartoon gets muzzled by show runners.



This comment on the Twitter made me chuckle:

 

[Chrunch Houston]

I miss Live PD.

 

[TexRex]

I miss Live PD.

It's gone with the wind.

 

[UKMikey]

Dog whistle folds as White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany's attempt to rile up outrage among conservatives over cancellation of canine cop cartoon gets muzzled by show runners.

Those puns are ruff.

 

[UKMikey]

Apologies once again for the double post.

Not sure where to put this but this Instagram post has gone viral. I know we're not supposed to use the word "Karen" because some people see it as racist but I don’t know how else to describe this woman's obstructive and deeply antisocial behaviour.

Spoiler: NSFW as she swears up a storm

 

[Famine]

Apologies once again for the double post.

It's not really a double-post if there's 33 hours between them, and you're raising a new point of discussion.

Maybe she thought with the green face covering he was part of the Grove Street Families, but to interrogate her own neighbour over the actual speaker was... crazy.

 

[DG_Silva]

This man wears a bit more than his heart on his sleeve...

Father whose penis dropped off due to a blood infection became the first man to have a new one built on his arm - but delays mean it has been stuck there for four years