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Did the spill occur pasta junction?
 
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As far as road spillages go, this one is going to take some topping...
 
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Northstar
I've always wondered how many of those "food that looks like something" auctions are just clever money laundering schemes.

It's also now only a couple bids away from $100,000 with 8.5 hours left. :eek:
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Prehistory-2019: exorbitant prices for abnormal food is weird and stupid

2020-present: compared to NFTs, let's eat.
 
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UKMikey
No jokes about her surname please but it'd be remarkable if this isn't IVF like Nadya Suleman's brood. I presume the Malian nontuplets were conceived naturally too.
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You made me look for her last name.

I wonder what 10 babies do to her organs.
 
UKMikey
No jokes about her surname please
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That took me a while to figure out. :lol: "Sithole" is a fairly common surname down here in South Africa, though.

Edit: for clarification purposes, the surname is pronounced: "See-t(h)o-leh". "H" in the middle is almost silent.
 
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Honestly it was stretching my limits to not joke about it - the verbal equivalent of Judge Doom knocking shave and a haircut on my head - particularly because she's enormous with all those kids wriggling about in there.

So I posted it elsewhere as "South Africa: Massive Sithole".
 
To follow up on this decuplets-born-to-one-mother story, the local government says it can't verify the media reports, source.

I hope it's not a hoax.
 
This is a little hard to swallow. Talk about an immense fluke.
 
UKMikey
This is a little hard to swallow. Talk about an immense fluke.
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Whale, whale, whale looks at what we have here, a pun.

Shame the dude's name wasn't Jonah, because that would've made a better headline.
 
Spout time we had a feel good story like this on the thread.
 
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Not what I would call funny but I didn't know how strange McAfee's story was. It sounds like he preferred death to taxes.

www.reuters.com

Larger-than-life software mogul John McAfee dies in Spain by suicide, lawyer says

British-born U.S. technology entrepreneur John McAfee died on Wednesday by suicide in a Barcelona prison after the Spanish high court authorised his extradition to the United States on tax evasion charges, his lawyer told Reuters.
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