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This just in: also not made of velvet or velveteen.

My life has been one big lie.
That may be, but I was shocked to find out that the original is not the original. It's merely a reproduction. They have a whole factory producing these cups.
 
Plaintiff Amanda Ramirez is alleging financial harm because she wouldn't've shelled out for the conchiglie had she known it took around five minutes to cook. Does she even have a case or is this getting pasta joke? Can't Kraft just alter the advertising/packaging and be done with it? Add a disclaimer for prep time? Whichever attorney convinced her she had a chance of big $$$ damages sounds like a rigger, Tony.
 
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Since they tied, he should be sent to Canada or something.
Wisdom of Solomon judgement. Send half of him over here; the rest can stay in America.
 
Since they tied, he should be sent to Canada or something.
They gave you Bieber so it’s about time you offered them someone just as tedious.

However if he comes back to the UK you guys get Jedward.
 
This is a very old story so sorry if somebody posted it four years ago.

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Deffo Trump, grabbing a Hoe and has an open can of Cola in the pocket.
 
Too much eggnog?
 
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Those clever Dutch guys. They managed to halt the cycle of destruction.
 
Those clever Dutch guys. They managed to halt the cycle of destruction.
Sounds like a wheely good idea to me 👍
 
That Specialized shipping company employs a bunch of Giant dicks if they treat packages differently based on their supposed contents.
 
Oh, come on. Raleigh?
 
That idea is off the chain.
 
Oh look, another punfest thread-derailleur.
 
You guys pedal the worst sort of cheap, comedy material.
 
You guys pedal the worst sort of cheap, comedy material.
You all just can't handlebar the truth.
 
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Looks like we're in the middle of a chain reaction.
 
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