GTAV - snapmatics

  • Thread starter Thread starter doblocruiser
  • 6,125 comments
  • 399,556 views
The best way to grow wings is to drink Red Bull... But the wings don't function. If you want to fly, EAT A SANDWICH!!

14976451973_746496eed4_o.jpg


His mate even joined in!

15596600985_6c2e37ebd6_o.jpg


Finished a mission, walked to my car and WHAT!!!?

15597441772_283b2d8b45_o.jpg


Confusion ensues...

I did NOT have sexual relations with THAT woman!

14975873054_a7553bdba0_o.jpg


Not even kidding, all I was able to do was punch her. And I didn't even do that, because it wouldn't be the Justice System that would kick me in the butt, it would be the feminists (Feminist definition: One who believe females should be the more dominant gender, not one who wants equality. One who wants equality is an "Equalist." Well, that's my take on it anyway.).

Nothing to see here, move along!

14975873024_dfc074387c_o.jpg


@SVX breaks the laws of physics with an ATV, not that it's hard to break the laws of physics in GTA.

Hair, have an Air... Did I get that right?

14976451443_26376f0b61_o.jpg


Honey, I'm home!

15572922776_e5e0ea9f4d_o.jpg


I had to go to the store, buy some honey and put it in my apartment so I could make that title legitimate.

Note: That is my apartment it is just about leaning on.

Free Parking!

15410551048_aa231f95f9_o.jpg


At least no one is going to steal it.

But @SVX found another way.

14976451573_3c360e8aeb_o.jpg


Mr Man (my character) was so enraged by this that he could no longer walk. He could only run, no matter what I did he just kept on either running, or standing.

Hi! I'm so good at spelling.

15409990889_6db85a8213_o.jpg


Celebration! Unless you're the Policeman.

15597441492_87ff2b7986_o.jpg


@SVX posing for the camera, what a vain thumb pointing weasel! :p


Recently I bought a Thrust.

15596600815_98e01e41c3_o.jpg


And I have no regrets, it's my favourite vehicle in the game right now. It's just brilliant for cruising. It's awful if SVX is near by (I was attacked multiple times when he was in a Sultan), but when you're not being attacked, it's awesome!
 
I don't know why but I found this a little funny.

0_0.jpg


My newest car van.

0_0.jpg


I had one a week ago but I made the mistake of leaving it outside and taking my Blade into LS Customs to sell it so I'd have room. Needless to say, it disappeared. Luckily, after searching for one every day since, I found another one today.

0_0.jpg


Hopefully the zoom for PS4 will be better. This was max zoom.

0_0.jpg
 
Bought an Elegy and decided to take it for a spin. After some pretty awful crashes, I decided to test its resistance until flames started to come out of it. Driving on the bridge towards the nearest Mod shop I could find I supposed I didn't have much time left, and jumped out of the moving car literally one second (or less) before it exploded.

0_0.jpg


The fire-fighting squad came quickly as always to stop the fire.

0_0.jpg


I decided to steal their truck before having it suffer the same fate as my Elegy.

0_0.jpg


0_0.jpg


The irony.
 
Starting to fill out the garage a bit. Decided on a muscle collection first.

0_0 (2).jpg


It seemed appropriate to drive the police swat truck to the pot store...

0_0 (6).jpg


And then get into a huge battle with the LSPD. If you haven't ever driven this one YOU NEED TO FIND ONE!!! It's the most fun I've had yet when it comes to Police pursuits. This thing is unstoppable. I just sat in the truck taking pictures for like 5 minutes while they blasted away at me.... then I ran them over :lol:

0_0 (5).jpg


I wish we could keep these :(

0_0 (9).jpg


Almost unrecognizable after my little joyride...

0_0 (10).jpg


Tried the forklift-less "slammed" method today in my driveway. Apparently shooting at your tires will now also blow the car up...

0_0 (1).jpg


It "was" parked sideways originally :lol:
 
Photos of a session with some guys I didn't know, four days ago:

First, this guy and his exploding car, after we got to a place being promised money by an user (25.000 in total):

0_0.jpg


Then a different guy, from another crew I'm a part of, and some random who appeared:

0_0.jpg


A wild ¿girl? joins the fun:

0_0.jpg


Riding alongside another random guy:

0_0.jpg


We get to an alley:

0_0.jpg


0_0.jpg


What happened afterwards: an user appeared and seemed friendly... until he pulled a gun and shot us all to death. Another user came to the scene as well, and we were killing each other (indiscriminately after a while) for 15 minutes or so, but good fun nonetheless. I got ran over quite a few times, while killing others as well.

Some fun today with @Willfred_1:

0_0.jpg


A Banshee I jacked shortly after we both got on my Rebel:

0_0.jpg


Mysterious cave, not so mysterious:

0_0.jpg


The sunset, with the dirt trails in the foreground:

0_0.jpg


Selfie time!

0_0.jpg


Willfred contemplating the distance:

0_0.jpg
 
Haven't touched GTAV for some time. Went back on with my secondary character.
0_0.jpg


After a new haircut (It's not really a haircut when you gain more hair, gta logic) , and several actual hours looking around, I finally found a Phoenix.

0_0-1.jpg


And after that, I found an Intruder, so it was a good car finding day for me.
 
@xXKingJoshXx Great looking car you have there! Shame I sold mine not long ago.

Here's my Schwartzer "Black Edition". Oh and there's @Stopforpetrol Zentorno as well!

0_0.jpg


Just chillin' on the beach at night!

0_0.jpg


Then, some random guy joined my session. I thought he's going to kill me like the others, but it turns out that he's nice.

0_0.jpg
 
Back