GTP members, post a pic of your lawnmower!

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I googled 'old lawnmower'
lawnmower.jpg

This came up, mine looks almost exactly like it. Mind numbingly generic, isn't it?
It's a Craftsmen Rally. It's very heavy and I've broken the starter cable at least three times.
 
You gotta be kidding me!?

Anyway, it cuts alright as long as the grass doesn't get too long, which it does regulary and then you have to get the weed wacker and cut it down abit.

The only bad time I've had with it is when we mowed my nan's lawn which is all bumpy and we must have gone through a dozen blades.
 
It looks like ExigeExcel and I are the only people to take advantage of the technological advancements to grass slaughtering which took place in the 1990s.

Wheels? Do me a lemon. Levitating foliage extermination is the only way to go.
 
I'm amazed you don't you some chemicals to retard the growth of your lawn.

Anyway, I've found a new way to mow the lawn. It's called S&W (Squeak and Wipit) and they are 2 guinea pigs that mow your lawn in 4ftx4ft squares and at the same time fertilize it!!
 
I prefer manual greenocide. Spraying chemicals on is just too cowardly - you can't wander round the battle arena listening to the ultrasonic and chemical screams put out by the recently severed shoots that way.
 
Since of course it's well known that other types of lawnmowers are, in fact, perfectly safe to place your extremities beneath...
 
blue_sharky39
But you wouldn't want to put your foot under it ... :ouch:

You don't want to put any limbs or anything under any lawnmower, even if they have wheels. Don't stand next to the opening either, incase a rock or something flys out.
 
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