Haiku Test

[Touring Mars]

Poetry for some
Is a small joy to behold
Can you prove me wrong?​

 

[Famine]

Poetry annoys
Many folk if it does not
Always have a rhyme.​

 

[Kent]

Poetry for some
Is a small joy to behold
Can you prove me wrong?

I've got one for you
Close this thread now, it's been done
Please see the link here!​

 

[Touring Mars]

^
^^

Some folk here may say
That Haiku is the cause of
The worst thread ev-ah





Please no off-topic
Discussion/irrelevant
Posting in this thread

​

 

[911_Carrera]

What if I feel like
Posting a lot of rubbish
And ruin your quaint thread?​

 

[Famine]

Mars's avatar
Is also quite scary at
45 degrees​

 

[Touring Mars]

All work and no play
(As they say in 'The Shining')
Makes Jack a dull boy​

 

[Lamboracer]

I dont get it
This thread i mean
Nor the poetry.

 

[Randymcchickenf]

Who stole my peanuts?
I bet it was Nicholas,
I will hunt him down,​

 

[crimson_menace]

Uhh...
WTF???
No.​

 

[Vonie]

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[Flame-returns]

Last post was smileys
arranged in such a way that
it looked like Haiku

 

[donbenni]

Some say he can fly
All we know is, he is called
el Stiggio-san​

 

[Flame-returns]

Have you ever thought
of publishing a book of
such useless Haikus
​

 

[DeLoreanBrown]

A well in the Ground
We Drank Deep & Dreamed
It's dry - ****!
​

 

[Emohawk]

When writing poems
the fewer words, the better.
No words? Better still.

 

[Spock]

What Hell
Haiku
Is It?​

 

[Flame-returns]

Spock, it seems you do
not understand Haiku in
all of its forms, yay.​

 

[Omnis]

Mister Miyagi
Looks down with shame upon this
horrible nonsense.​

 

[Plague.Ghost]

One Mr. Omnis
Would like to think
That He is cool.​

 

[ceiling_fan]

I am very hot.
Yes I am, definitely
so. I need to take a poop.

 

[Vonie]

Plauge.Ghost and ceiling_
fan got it very wrong
I may have as well​

 

[backspace]

The thread topic shows,
That some gtp members
Can't make a haiku​

 

[Omnis]

Plague.Ghost can't handle
the micro that I possess.
What a jealous hoe.

 

[Pupik]

South Florida homes
Show nothing is permanent
During hurricanes.



Search within yourself
To find your inner nature
Or thread becomes locked.



Time and space converge
Endless cycles of being
Damn those license tests.



This quite strange young man
With a Yiddish user name
Not wise nor funny.
​

 

[Flame-returns]

"Pupik" is yiddish?
Never would I have guessed it.
And are you Jewish?​

 

[Randymcchickenf]

This thread is quite cool,
even if i dont totaly
understand haiku

 

[Famine]

A haiku is just
A five syllable line, then
Seven more, then five.


Your last attempt though
Had a full eight beats instead
In the middle line​

 

[Randymcchickenf]

ta very much famine,
i guess that i miss counted,
wont happen again sir

EDIT: ive done it again in first line, lol.

Thanks alot famine,
i will get the hang of this
eventualy

 

[Danny]

This is my haiku
I have clearly rushed it
And now it does suck​