How Would You Prefer To Die?

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How Would You Like To Die?

  • Drowning

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Falling

    Votes: 7 9.6%
  • Being Stabbed

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Being Shot

    Votes: 11 15.1%
  • Burning

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Suffocating

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Car Crash

    Votes: 9 12.3%
  • Plane Crash

    Votes: 3 4.1%
  • Explosion

    Votes: 16 21.9%
  • Other (Please State)

    Votes: 26 35.6%

  • Total voters
    73
DQuaN
Having sex while skydiving drunk.

That's a good 'un.

I'd probably want to die by decapatation. Supposedly when beheaded you can still see for around 3 seconds since blood will still be in your brain untill it leaks out... Supposedly.

Either that or in bed with a loved one.
:)
 
Bee
That's a good 'un.

I'd probably want to die by decapatation. Supposibly when beheaded you can still see for around 3 seconds since blood will still be in your brain untill it leaks out... Supposibly.

Either that or in bed with a loved one.
:)

And thats true. At least, I learned that when our teacher was joking around abouyt decapitations in the french revolution. You DO live for a couple of seconds afterwards!

But I think you are so parilized and in shock then, that you dont have the time to think "huh wtf?! :irked:".
 
The same way as Kowalski at the end of Vanishing Point.

If you've seen it you know what I mean, and if you haven't seen it then shame on you (and go and buy a copy and watch it right now - yes now - stop what you're doing right now and go and do it).

Regards

Scaff
 
I just hope it's painless. With my diet, heart attack will probably beat the cancer to it. :D
Scaff
The same way as Kowalski at the end of Vanishing Point.

If you've seen it you know what I mean, and if you haven't seen it then shame on you (and go and buy a copy and watch it right now - yes now - stop what you're doing right now and go and do it).

Regards

Scaff
I've heard of this movie, but I thought "Kowalski-Vanishing Point" was a song by Primal Scream. So, it's from that movie, eh? I should get it.
 
DQuaN
Having sex while skydiving drunk.

I get the joke, but in all seriousness that's probably impossible.

I don't think there's any way I could have sex while skydiving, especially if I knew I was going to die.
 
It is a Primal Scream track. The song was inspired by the film, which was made in 1971.

Click here


But by now you should be on your way to buy it, LOL.

Regards

Scaff
 
Quickly and painlessly. After that I'm not bothered.

Scaff
The same way as Kowalski at the end of Vanishing Point.

If you've seen it you know what I mean, and if you haven't seen it then shame on you (and go and buy a copy and watch it right now - yes now - stop what you're doing right now and go and do it).

Regards

Scaff

Nah - Beckerman in the original Italian Job. Exactly the same sort of crash, but the car was better :D

danoff
I get the joke, but in all seriousness that's probably impossible.

Not for Dunc. When he's drunk, anything it possible :)
 
ExigeExcel
or by lethal injection when it gets to the point that I'm no longer independant and a burden (financially...) on my family.

Sounds like somone is advocating killing young children.


Personally an explosion would suit me, quick, painless, and you're dead before you hear the bang. Plus, what good is it dieing if you dont help provide atleast one good fireworks display in your lifetime.
 
Anything thats quick and/or painless...

So dieing in my sleep, Lethal Injection, Center of an Atomic Bomb explosion (not on the edge so I just get a major dose of radiation) etc...
 
You're only going to die once, why not cause as much public disorder as possible? It's not like you're going to pay for it.

I'd tell Chuck Norris his mum was fat.
 
Wait.. is Vanishing Point the one where the '69 Charger gets hit by a train?


You're only going to die once, why not cause as much public disorder as possible?
:lol:


I'd get a 1960 Chevrolet Sedan Delivery, Fill the back with bottles of liquid nitrogen,(with C4 charges on each one) and go to Bonneville to see how fast I can go. If the car wrecks or fails in my quest for a 200+ mph station wagon, then the explosives and nitrogen will go off. If I make it to the end of the pass with no problems, then I'll try harder next time.

💡 you could get a Peterbilt and play chicken with the land speed attemtors...
 
I guess I'm the only one to pick Drowning. I hear it's quite peaceful.
 
Yes, but it would be a long time struggling before eventually exhaustion takes over and you sink helplessly and suffocate underwater. Most people seem to like quick deaths.
 
I guess I want to know when I'm going to die. Sudden death, or unknowing death isn't for me (unless it's so horrific that no one should experience it, like dieing in a fire, getting spooned to death, etc...). :)
 
High-Test
Wait.. is Vanishing Point the one where the '69 Charger gets hit by a train?
No that's Dirty Larry, Crazy Mary or is it Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry...I can't remember, but it's one of the two...probably the first one. The car was a '69 Dodge Charger though, sublime green with a black stripe down the side, which I have never seen on a Charger before. I've always wondered about that stripe, probably just did it for the movie car I guess...or it was a rarely picked up stripe package from the factory.

Vanishing Point had a 1970 or 71 Hemi Dodge Challenger, it was white. At the end he rams into a blockade or something like that. It's been awhile since I've seen it.
 
Being beaten mercilessly in a dark alley while Famine watches and critiques my assailants technique.

Would that go under "Other"? :p

Seriously, though, I'd have to go with anything quick. After that, I can't see that it matters all that much.
 
Tortured to death by Jack Bauer.

Hey, it's going to happen to us all eventually, so why not accept the inevitable?
 
He'll just keep you on the verge of death until you promise to stop checking out his daughter for the 1000th time and deny involvment in a terrorist plot for the 1000th time, then he'll hand you his gun and kill you with his thumb as you take it off him.
 
I'd like to torture a 16 yr old Japanese girl first,and then cut off my privates with a katana and bleed to death.But since here where I live there are no Japanese or Asian women at all,and I have no katana,I'll just tie a rope around my privates and jump from a tree.That is someting I plan to do anyway.When I'm 50,that is.
 
Electric.......
I'd like to torture a 16 yr old Japanese girl first,and then cut off my privates with a katana and bleed to death.But since here where I live there are no Japanese or Asian women at all,and I have no katana,I'll just tie a rope around my privates and jump from a tree.That is someting I plan to do anyway.When I'm 50,that is.
Well thats about the more perverted way I've heard someone wanting to commit suicide in a while....
 
69Dodge_Charger
No that's Dirty Larry, Crazy Mary or is it Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry...I can't remember, but it's one of the two...probably the first one. The car was a '69 Dodge Charger though, sublime green with a black stripe down the side, which I have never seen on a Charger before. I've always wondered about that stripe, probably just did it for the movie car I guess...or it was a rarely picked up stripe package from the factory.

Vanishing Point had a 1970 or 71 Hemi Dodge Challenger, it was white. At the end he rams into a blockade or something like that. It's been awhile since I've seen it.


Apparently they switched between a 69 and a 68 a few times when filming the chase scene on dirty mary crazy larry. (or is it the other way around?)
 
69Dodge_Charger
... Vanishing Point had a 1970 or 71 Hemi Dodge Challenger, it was white. At the end he rams into a blockade or something like that. It's been awhile since I've seen it.
Yip.

They block the road with cars and a bull-dozer to stop him. He drives straight into it with the pedal to the floor.

But we never actually see him die. Sure, we see his car plough straight in, but there was speculation that he'd jumped out and that it was set up for a sequel. But that never came, did it?
 
High-Test
Apparently they switched between a 69 and a 68 a few times when filming the chase scene on dirty mary crazy larry. (or is it the other way around?)
Well when dealing with Chargers of the '68-'70 years you will always have switcheroos going on. They did it in the Dukes of Hazard series as well as the movie, they did it in that movie too, and I'm sure they've done it in any other movie involving those cars. Not just Chargers though, movie companies do that with just about anything, but especially the older stuff since it's harder to come by.
 
High-Test
Apparently they switched between a 69 and a 68 a few times when filming the chase scene on dirty mary crazy larry. (or is it the other way around?)
Which is quite noticeable due to the slightly different front bumper and grill area. It annoyed whenever I noticed the switcheroo...
 
Electric.......
I'd like to torture a 16 yr old Japanese girl first,and then cut off my privates with a katana and bleed to death.But since here where I live there are no Japanese or Asian women at all,and I have no katana,I'll just tie a rope around my privates and jump from a tree.That is someting I plan to do anyway.When I'm 50,that is.


When you're 50, you'll just smack your head on the ground and not feel it.
 
standard235
When you're 50, you'll just smack your head on the ground and not feel it.
Kinda reminds me of the nasty video I saw of a guy getting curb stomped, now that was nasty.
 
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