If You Were The Last Person.....

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Originally posted by sn00pie
Okay, ****er. Rossi's 500cc Honda Racebike at Hockenheim Ring in the wet.

On slicks.

Woo.

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:scared: You won.
 
first things first, learn to fly and go to japan then ship the HKS GTR over for some mayhem.

I'd walk around naked, no more restrictive clothes. more comfortable too.

blow up some stuff to have fun.

maybee learn how to cook because I can't.

Find out exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

turn the Imax theater into my tv set.

go to the air force base and practice on the simulators till i learn to fly then take one of the jets and fly at supersonic speeds to see what it's like, followed by target practice.

Launch a nuke at some island and watch the video from a satelite.

I'd be bored without a girlfreind so I'd have to raid video stores and certain "boutiques"

get one of those artificial snow makers and fill the mall with snow so I can snowboard.

umm I need entertainment so for that I'll have monkey mud wrestling and have to go to bungie and steal a copy of halo 2.

find a stash of napalm and torch every school I can find for fun.

take a city with large buildings and set up some explosives for the worlds biggest game of domino rally

I'll think of more later.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin

Anywho, first things first, off come my pants. Whoo hoo! Then steal some nice cars, raid the beer store as well as the porno shop, and live a life of, cars, beer, and porn.

You took the word's right out of my "typing hands".

BUT, it's not really stealing cars if there's noone to steal from. It's just simply taking them.:p

Oh, and I would live in Bill Gates house. Buy some McLaren F1 LM's.
 
I have fun with fast cars and other things till i either crashed and died or got board and blow myself up with bombs
 
I'd go liberate some explosive making supplies, produce a few hundred (Or thousand..) pounds of HMX or RDX, and take out a few cities.

Then it'd be more liberation of cars for some one on none street racing.

Then I'd go to a military armory and have fun breaking my arms firing off all the pretty MG's with one hand.

Then I'd probably nuke the earth.
 
I don't think anybody would do any of that stuff; you'd be too busy panicking.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
I'd probably kill myself. Assuming I hadn't already done so in my previous endeavours.

Yeah, you would definatley have to be careful as there is nobody but you to fix you up if you get hurt.

That's why I'd probably learn to sail instead of fly. I've got plenty of time on my hands so the safer bet would be to sail.
Find a big fancy yacht to sail around in. Oh yeah! Or maybe sail one of those huge luxury liners. :D How cool would that be?!?! I'd stay south so I don't hit any icebergs. :scared:
I'd probably head for Africa and do some Big Game hunting. Gotta eat right? Wonder how Lion tastes. Man, I'd be eatin like a king!
Then set sail for Europe and see the sights over there. Stop and take a piss on France. Haha!

But after I read Flerbizky's post, I'd probably just go find a plastic bubble to live in. Thanks for ruining the fun Flerb. Grrrr.
 
I would steal a 747 jet, find a parachute, attempt to do a loop, and then when the plane starts to fall apart, jump out and then look for a Venom Viper 800 TT, and head for Laguna Seca Raceway.
 
Originally posted by Mopar Muscle
I would steal a 747 jet, find a parachute, attempt to do a loop, and then when the plane starts to fall apart, jump out and then look for a Venom Viper 800 TT, and head for Laguna Seca Raceway.

Good luck, buddy! 👍
 
I don’t honestly don’t know how I would handle my wife and some of my relatives being gone. I wouldn’t take it very well.

While I was coping with all of that I would most likely amass food that would last a very long time. I’d find a very large truck probably a big rig, hummer, or something of that sort and get myself as much food and gas as possible. I’d secure a few generators, lots of tools, lots of repair manuals. I’d raid a hospital for medical supplies including medicine. I would also stockpile weapons and ammunition, just in case there were still people left on the planet and they decided to find me – I’m assuming some sort of dictator would spring up among any population that was left.

Then, once I had taken care of supplies and grieving. I would totally find myself a sports car and drive way too fast. I’d also do a lot of destroying for fun. I’d blow up a few things and break lots of stuff.

Then it would be off to the nicest part of southern California that I could find - probably somewhere in San Diego. I don’t want to have to deal with weather.

I’d locate a nice house with an ocean view that was on stable ground (mud slides). I’d probably clear out any trees for a good radius (forest fires). I’d also make sure I wasn’t in an earthquake area.

I’d find solar panels and try to figure out the electrical wiring. I’d make sure I had a computer or three along with a nice TV and lots of DVD’s (including Duke’s porn). I would make sure that the house I found had a septic system and I’d stock pile all kinds of usable niceties like toilet paper and things of that sort. I’d also secure an electric vehicle in hopes of being able to re-charge it over time with the solar panels.

When all of that was taken care of and my living conditions were secured for years and years. I’d probably find some animals and try to become self sustaining on my cleared out land. I’d grow a few necessities and I’d have stockpiled vitamins for the rest of my life. I’d amass candles and hook up generators to the house (for use as long as the fuel stayed good).

Assuming that I could get my living conditions squared away as I have prescribed. I would amass books to entertain myself. I’d spend some time at the ocean and I’d spend some time hiking, hunting, fishing, painting, drawing, and writing. I’d also get a radio working hoping that I could catch some signal from other people on earth.

Then, I would leave behind a group of books that captures the history, philosophy, and physiology of humanity, probably associated with a manuscript of my own, and a legend for how to read those books. I’d attempt to preserve these things well assuming that they would not be found for thousands of years.
 
Let's see........

go raid nearby army base for Apache
fly Apache to Paris and blow the **** out of it:D
fly back to USA
steal someone's Corvette
drive like i'm in GT until i run out of gas:p
 
Originally posted by RVDNuT374
Let's see........

go raid nearby army base for Apache
fly Apache to Paris and blow the **** out of it:D
fly back to USA
steal someone's Corvette
drive like i'm in GT until i run out of gas:p
More like...

go raid nearby army base for Apache
die minutes later in horrible fireball while attempting to fly with no helicopter training

Or maybe...

go raid nearby Army base for Apache
drown 600 miles off East coast after running out of gas
 
drown 600 miles off East coast after running out of gas

It's true. You'd have to be very careful if you were the only person on the planet, there'd be nobody to fix you if something happened. If you got really sick you'd be on your own. What would you do if you broke your arm? You'd have to sling it up and hope that it set reasonably straight.

I don't think I'd fly a helicopter now without any training even though hospitals are standing by.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Or maybe...

go raid nearby Army base for Apache
drown 600 miles off East coast after running out of gas

I forgot about the horrible gas mileage of the Apache.:p
 
Yeah, but your Mazda doesn't hold 200 gallons...
 
Frankly, if you didn't go "liberate" a hot PC and a copy of FlightSim 200x before trying to fly anything real, you'd deserve what you got.

Anyway, you could shove the Apache in the back of a C5 Galaxy, fly it to France, and away you go...

And anyway (2) France has an airforce (of sorts), so you could use that to sort Paris out. Oh, the irony!
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Yeah, but your Mazda doesn't hold 200 gallons...

I dunno... Slap some sealant round the joins... :D

Anyway, you don't need flight experience to go buttf(occacia) Paris. Just get into the Oval Office and press the button. You can probably even watch it live on spy satellite... :D
 
The C5 Galaxy route is the way to go, Giles. I live near Dover AFB (Home of the Galaxy), and I have it on reliable information they are quite easy to fly (as these things go), particularly when lightly loaded.
 
Originally posted by audiracing
Live in the mall.
That would be the most effective way for me to keep myself from missing everybody else, but I'm not sure it would be worth it.
 
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