Maintenance Notice

[SpeedyishOlly]

Why does it say Tuesday, Feb.14th?

He went forward in time and got it.

 

[dhandeh]

Glitch in the Matrix.

 

[MrWednesday]

Thank you...I appreciate it...except I only know very basic coding. Most of it was total mind:censored:

Did you perhaps mean brain:censored:? (Turing Tarpit linked instead, but you can find the language I'm referring to easily enough on that page.)

 

[TrdScionxB2]

Everywhere. Both online and offline. But you have to have a Logitech G25/G27 or Thrustmaster or Fanatec wheels with a clutch and H-Pattern shifter

Ok thanks I have a G27 so I can try it

 

[saxplayer1998]

Did you perhaps mean brain:censored:? (Turing Tarpit linked instead, but you can find the language I'm referring to easily enough on that page.)

No that's the language itself, I'm talking about the steam and smoke coming out of my ears as the gears in my head jam, spark, and make my head catch fire.

 

[dhandeh]

I don't know why people expect a DLC/update/Spec3 everytime there is maintenance. If they state there will be maintenance, then maintenance we will have.

 

[GranTurismo916]

Here it is for you mate, just to be at peace

Gran Turismo 5 Server Maintenance Report 14-02-2013

jkvnsdojvndfjv Bhhhzzhzzhzh Tue feb 14 sdofjsdkokfjdsoifjdsoif

Totally makes more sense than what we already know.

 

[killerjimbag]

Thank you...I appreciate it...except I only know very basic coding. Most of it was total mind:censored:

But seriously...that cannot be real. PD would publish anything like that. Besides is its the 14th, how could they predict the error.

Trust amar212

 

[SpeedyishOlly]

I don't know why people expect a DLC/update/Spec3 everytime there is maintenance. If they state there will be maintenance, then maintenance we will have.

I'm expecting a DLC because of the NSX trailer, not because there's maintenance. I'm not expecting it tomorrow.

 

[tube chaser]

I don't know about anyone else, but when the maintenance guy comes to my apartment to fix something he doesn't leave me a present before he leaves.

Check your toilet. Mine usually leaves me a little something.

 

[saxplayer1998]

I'm expecting this: absolute unnoticible difference
or this:
ما قيل مجرد الفوضى العارمة وسوء الفهم
or this:
剛才所說的是完全的混亂和誤解
or this:
શું માત્ર હતું મોટાભાગની પ્રક્રિયા પૂર્ણ ગૂંચવણ અને ગેરસમજ હતી
or quite possibly this:
ಕೇವಲ ಹೇಳಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಎಂಬುದನ್ನು ಬಹುತೇಕ ಸಂಪೂರ್ಣ ಗೊಂದಲ ಮತ್ತು ತಪ್ಪು ಎಂದು

 

[sonicfreak92]

check your toilet. Mine usually leaves me a little something.

bahahaha!!!!!

 

[SpeedyishOlly]

Check your toilet. Mine usually leaves me a little something.

Similar feeling to when they added the Scion and Subaru BRZ

 

[Lock2Lock]

Ok thanks I have a G27 so I can try it

Yep just let the car die. Then press the gas without pushing the clutch in

 

[avens]

Thank you...I appreciate it...except I only know very basic coding. Most of it was total mind:censored:

But seriously...that cannot be real. PD would publish anything like that. Besides is its the 14th, how could they predict the error.

Which is why they don't. They call it "maintenance" and don't show what is going to be maintained and how.

 

[JER_CREST]

I have lost hope of new stuff and if there is new stuff that come up then my expectations have been exceeded

 

[saxplayer1998]

I propose a solution to our guessing: do something until maintenance is over, cross our fingers in anticipation when we sit down at our PS3. Then, proceed to get mad when there is no noticeable difference.

 

[playnthru]

I'm not gonna get mad! I never expected anything to begin with.👍

 

[Boxout]

Well my hopes for new content are gone by now.
Oh well, maybe next time.

 

[KinLM]

Why did anybody even expect anything? Can PD not just perform maintenance anymore without everybody expecting something?

When you see a sign saying "roadwork for next 2 days to repair pothole" do you expect them to repave the whole road and add 2 lanes?

I'm sorry, but really, it's just maintenance. Nothing more. If anything it's probably just to stop these hybrids. Doesn't it seem a bit clear that right after all these hybrids appear online, they schedule an online maintenance?

I'm sorry, it's just I honestly can't understand why anybody would expect anything.

I'll admit that yes, maintenances have indicated new content before. But in all those scenarios, we already knew that the content was coming long before. It's just honestly I'm sorry but y'all can't get your hopes up so easily just to be upset and badmouth PD on how they didn't release Seattle and Willow Springs.

 

[Spagetti69]

^ Boo, party pooper, Debbie Downer. Boo.

 

[Boxout]

I honestly can't understand why anybody would expect anything.

Maybe because of the trailers containing about 3 new tracks?

 

[iainoflo85]

Maybe because of the trailers containing about 3 new tracks?

Not "new" tracks.

 

[Guardian]

Not "new" tracks.

"New" to GT5. 👍

 

[iainoflo85]

"New" to GT5. 👍

True.

 

[Ryk]

"One careful lady owner" tracks, then?

 

[PR1VATEJ0KER]

Oooh, all these ridiculous analogies.

Hmm.... Oh. oh I got one.

When you see Bank Holiday sign, do you think they are adding funds to your account?

 

[Suzumiya]

Oooh, all these ridiculous analogies.

Hmm.... Oh. oh I got one.

When you see Bank Holiday sign, do you think they are adding funds to your account?

When the teacher corrects your test, does he/she give you extra credit points automatically?

Let's make this a thing.

 

[TrdScionxB2]

Yep just let the car die. Then press the gas without pushing the clutch in

It's fun lol & I also found some hacked civics. & If anybody is upset for me being off topic. Sorry

 

[KinLM]

Maybe because of the trailers containing about 3 new tracks?

So, you're telling me that 3 tracks which were featured for a few seconds in a promotional video, with NO announcement of these coming to the game or even having been remade, are somehow expected to come to the game because of an announcement of online maintenance? Coincidentally at the same time of a bunch of hacked cars appearing?

Don't set yourself up for disappointment.