Pics of yourself

[W3H5]

I was made to shave my Movember effort due to looking like a homeless. Mrs Shem doesn't appreciate a fine goatee.

 

[axletramp]

Would it be fair to say that the Chinese gentleman doesn't appear to appreciate the beard in general?

 

[W3H5]

Come to think of it, I rarely meet any Chinese with beards......except that one bloke........Confucius, and that was only a painting.

 

[axletramp]

Doesn't really count. Tbh, that thing's coming off my face on 1st December. I'm not sure I can pull off a moustache! Baddum tish!

 

[TheCracker]

Would it be fair to say that the Chinese gentleman doesn't appear to appreciate the beard in general?

Come to think of it, I rarely meet any Chinese with beards......except that one bloke........Confucius, and that was only a painting.

What you talking about? Place is full of them. Look.

 

[axletramp]

I suspect an imposter...

 

[W3H5]

What you talking about? Place is full of them.

It's all pictures of Confucius! Plus the others in the blue costumes are beggars, that's they regulation uniform.

 

[TheCracker]

What about Amy McDonald then? (page 2) explain that one away, clever clogs.

 

[TB]

I suspect an imposter...

 

[axletramp]

^ I am actually feckin' crying laughing!!! Genius.

 

[Apok]

Genious!

 

[W3H5]

I have to save that and show it to my wife. She'll die of laughter.

 

[axletramp]

Confucious say, never leave unattended images of yourself on internet for fear of the taking of the michael.

 

[W3H5]

If I'd have had a shaved head I could have looked more like the real original Shem (see avatar).

 

[axletramp]

Double dare you!

I do have to award that pic 99 balloons of humour!

 

[Patrick]

Having a shaved head is great! Do it.

 

[Submerged]

Come to think of it, I rarely meet any Chinese with beards......except that one bloke........Confucius, and that was only a painting.

I agree with Shem, only real people you see with beards in China (Shanghai) was actually beggars. Or old people who decided to just show their age and grow it.

Almost EVERY MAN seem to have a smoooooooooooooth face. Without any facial fuzz. There are some who try to "grow" one, but it just looks stupid for them, bizarrely enough.

If Shem was to shave his head, his students wouldn't recognise him and they'll scream that a strange man is in the classroom!

 

[Neal]

Edit: at beardy Shem

 

[Danny]

If I'd have had a shaved head I could have looked more like the real original Shem (see avatar).

Wait... that's not you?

 

[mattythedog]

Wait... that's not you?

 

[Diego440]

I blame Diego!!

What did I do this time?

 

[Danny]

What did I do this time?

I think 'Emperor of Smut' is a fitting title.

 

[Neal]

What did I do this time?

You warped my fragile little mind

 

[Diego440]

I think 'Emperor of Smut' is a fitting title.

I guess it's a bit late to suggest otherwise.

You warped my fragile little mind

Ah... on the plus side, it's good you didn't ask what the meat spin was

 

[W3H5]

Today out at dinner. Not yet drunk hence no smile.

No beards on the missus please. Thanks....

 

[axletramp]

No beards, I promise.

 

[W3H5]

You're pure evil!

 

[Beerz]

That's awesome.


I think you should grow a beard, looks great on you:

 

[W3H5]

^ That is the exact reason I was made to shave! I don't get hairy cheeks, and my 'tashe doesn't grow like Hitler. In fact, that's the worst PS of me I've ever seen.

P.S. Bit more ginger in colour......

I'm getting a vibe that I should stop putting pictures in this thread.

 

[axletramp]

Oh don't stop posting. I promise not to do it again. At least I haven't put a beard on you.

EDIT: You do actually look slightly happier in my pic.