Looking at eBay again, this time for cars less than $1000, and came across whatever the 🤬 this is.
Anyone able to identify whatever it is covered in? (Not sure if it is a modification or if nature put it there...)
Here is the seller's description:
Title: Engine is pretty good, nothing else is!
"We bought this car in '95 and have been driving it ever since. Engine uses a little oil, not bad though. Everything else is broke, rusted, dirty, crappy, soiled, bent, upsetting or inconsiderate. Rocker panels are rusted, small window missing, front tire has leak, shocks/struts are 100% gone. Riding in this car is bouncy, loud, dusty and extremely annoying. No A/C, no radio. Tail lights don't work, but break lights, headlights etc do work. The material is falling off the inside ceiling of the car."
And on the item specifics:
Interior color: Dust
Exterior color: Mud
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P.s, isn't there a thread for funny car ads?
EDIT: Just seen this part at the bottom:
"This car bounces so bad you'll feel like your internal organs are being re-arranged. We've been driving it back and forth to school but its driving us crazy. If we don't get $550 for it its going to the junkyard or donation. But I don't want to haggle with anyone - don't have time. If you want it and have $550 cash you can have it. Otherwise don't waste our time!"
The only people's time you're wasting is your own by asking $550 for something that is too crappy for even a junkyard. I'd offer them $.75, but no more, and only if they deliver it.
