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@phillkillv2 I think you should listen to this song, before you start making moves while under the influence.

Give it a chance.



Lyrics:

Ten With A Two
By Willie Nelson


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Last night downtown I was drinkin the booze like it was goin’ out of style
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My whole head got light and I lost my eyesight, I ain’t been that drunk in awhile
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Along about 1 I spotted a three and I started to make my move
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She was believein;’ every line I was layin’, Lord it was just to cool
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Well I thought I had died and gone to heaven but Lord did I look like a fool
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Last night I came in at two with a ten but at ten I woke up with a two


Chorus:
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Last night I came in at two with a ten but at ten I woke up with a two
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I got 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinkin, but Lord when I get on that booze
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I ain’t never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few
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Last night I came in at two with a ten but at ten I woke up with a two


Solo


Well I made up my mind I was never gonna find myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool and just look at the shape that I’m in
And I done spotted me another queen sittin’ at a table alone
So I strolled on over and set myself down and asked if I could take her home
And when she said yes I thought I’d been blessed but boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten but at ten I woke up with a two

Chorus

Well, you may laugh but if you got the cash I bet you 10 to 1 you have too
 
TB
What exactly are you talking about? The only thing 5' people are susceptible to is not being able to reach the cookies in the higher kitchen cabinets without a chair.
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I'm 5'6'' and I'm identified by this
 
So...

You guys know OneyNG from YouTube? He makes pretty psychotic cartoons and... yeah, that's pretty much all you need to know about him at this point.

As it turned out recently, I can do a perfect impression of Snape's voice when he comes into the room in the video below:

I hope it starts at 0:18 mark.

If it's not the most appropriate thing to post here on GTPlanet, I'll remove it politely.

I use my newly acquired skill to make people laugh and it works perfect every time.

Now to the point:

My pal called his girlfriend (who was told about my talent earlier but still had yet to 'experience' it) when we were at school waiting for classes yesterday. He asked me to do the "RUNULD WEESLEY" when she answered the phone. AND I DID. Ah, also, it just so happened that she was with a friend of hers.

It made her laugh. No, you're not understanding. She was laughing hysterically. To the point that this other girl asked her what the hell was going on.

My friend told her it was just me. She immediately requested that her friend hears that too. So I gave her a sample.

Ah, I finally came back home.
3:32 PM, I get a message from that dude on Facebook:

"I hear (her name) is 'excited' about you :p"

Apparently my voice alone is enough to get women aroused. A lot.

I was told she's hosting a small-ish party at the end of June/start of July, I'm kinda curious how it turns out to be perfectly honest, and if I'll be invited by any chance. If not, I'll invite her somewhere dark so her mood doesn't die when she gets to actually see me :D
 
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When you start obsessing (and idolising) every little detail about them, everything they wear, the places they go, etc. Once you get to that stage, I'd say it's time to mentally take a step back and realise that your thought processes are getting weird.
 
Madertus
Care to elaborate? :lol:
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Just the fact that something so silly ended up getting you somewhere with the ladies. Its like something you'd see in one of those high school or college comedies if that makes sense.
 
I really, really want to ask this girl who works in the same store as me if she wants to hang out some time, maybe to see a movie or something like that, but the only time I get to see her is at work, with about 30 other people working in the same building.

I worked alongside her for a few hours on Sunday, and although an exchange of words was rare, whenever I said something in a jokey way she always giggled, and whenever I helped her out, she said "thank you", constantly. I'm pretty sure she was staring at me several times as well when I looked out of the corner of my eye.

However, this wouldn't be the first time I have misread some signals, which is partly what is stopping me from asking her out.

The other reason is that I have never asked a girl out before, so I'm not exactly sure what to say. I consider it a little awkward to just randomly walk up to her and say "fancy going to watch a movie", when all we really know about each other is our names :lol:

Any advice from people here would be much appreciated 👍
 
Ryanswannell
The other reason is that I have never asked a girl out before, so I'm not exactly sure what to say. I consider it a little awkward to just randomly walk up to her and say "fancy going to watch a movie", when all we really know about each other is our names :lol:

Any advice from people here would be much appreciated 👍
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Shh, shh... All that I've cancelled out is nonsense. WING IT.

I have faith in you son, good luck. 👍
 
INEEDNAWZZZ
Just the fact that something so silly ended up getting you somewhere with the ladies. Its like something you'd see in one of those high school or college comedies if that makes sense.
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Haha yeah, I know how ridiculous that sounds. I find it completely unbelievable too now that I read my post :D

Ryanswannell
The other reason is that I have never asked a girl out before, so I'm not exactly sure what to say. I consider it a little awkward to just randomly walk up to her and say "fancy going to watch a movie", when all we really know about each other is our names :lol:

Any advice from people here would be much appreciated 👍
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I'd say it's a pretty good situation you're at. You can throw a joke here and there. You help her out.You think she might like you as well. Prepare to advance! :cheers:

Also "fancy going to watch a movie" is definitely not an inappropriate thing to say when asking someone out.

ProjectWHaT
What did I just watch.
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Told ya you didn't need to know more about Oney at this point :lol:
 
Adamgp
I know you may want to, but I would advise against asking out a coworker.

I did once, thinking it was a sure thing and she shot me down. Things got very awkward at work after that.
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I'm not quite sure the same thing would happen to much of an extent, for two reasons. First, works different shifts to me for the most part, except for maybe an hour or two every fortnight when our shifts overlap.

Secondly, she seems to me like a pretty shy girl, which leads me to believe she probably wouldn't go around telling others if a rejection does happen.

Thanks very much for the advice though 👍

However, if you are sure she feels the same way you do, then go for it.
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I hope she does. I'm definitely going to ask her at some point when I feel the opportunity arises, because the only way I'll ever find out is if I ask her.

I'll keep you guys updated for sure ;)
 
ITCC_Andrew
Um, yeah? And?


..? I fail to see any point to this post :lol:
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There is a bit of a point; opening up the opportunity for a situation like that is pretty common i.e. 'fancy going for a drink later?'. It's simple and relaxed, and is something most people say over here. So it would be a decent way of asking a girl out.
 
INEEDNAWZZZ
There is a bit of a point; opening up the opportunity for a situation like that is pretty common i.e. 'fancy going for a drink later?'. It's simple and relaxed, and is something most people say over here. So it would be a decent way of asking a girl out.
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I mean, I'd love to have a Bristol accent and all for that stuff, but I don't shout "I'm Canadian, listen to my accent!" Randomly...

In the end, the most cool guy gets the most cool girl...
 
ITCC_Andrew
I mean, I'd love to have a Bristol accent and all for that stuff, but I don't shout "I'm Canadian, listen to my accent!" Randomly...

In the end, the most cool guy gets the most cool girl...
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I worded that weirdly. What I meant was that Madertus said that asking if they 'fancy doing something' was a poor way of asking someone out. What Kenny was implying was that thats part of common speech here in England; nothing to do with accent or whatever.
 
kennylmao
lol, I think they say it like that over there. The usage of the word "fancy".

@INEEDNAWZZZ Thanks for the confirmation.
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...it's not necessary, though, is it?

Things you can say:

"Care to join some friends and me?"

"Wanna see a movie some time?"

"Let's hang out some time." Bonus points for not a yes/no question.

"Some friends and I are going to a movie. Would you like to join us?"

"You know that new movie? Yeah, it looks good, right? Let's go see it some time."


Etc. Saying "fancy" isn't at all necessary.


Edit: @INEEDNAWZZZ is correct. Moving along...
 
When I said "fancy going to watch a movie" that wasn't the way I planned on saying it :lol:
My original post was actually asking what I should say to ask her out, as like I said, it would be awkward saying that to her out of the blue 👍
 
Ryanswannell
Any advice from people here would be much appreciated 👍
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I've said this before, and I will say it again. Don't over think, just let it flow. It's not like she'll get angry, it's either yes or no. If she does say no or says she can't just accept it and don't penalize yourself by thinking you said something wrong.
 
May I have everyone's attention now, please?

Madertus
Also "fancy going to watch a movie" is definitely not an inappropriate thing to say when asking someone out.
not an inappropriate thing
not inappropriate
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If anyone thought that what I said was supposed to be harshly sarcastic, I didn't mean to be negative at all :)
 
ITCC_Andrew
I mean, I'd love to have a Bristol accent and all for that stuff, but I don't shout "I'm Canadian, listen to my accent!" Randomly...
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Canadians don't have accents. (except the quebecois)

ITCC_Andrew
In the end, the most cool guy gets the most cool girl...
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A good word of advice I once read; "Don't underestimate yourself and assume a woman is out of your league. You could be pleasantly surprised."
 
Speedy Samurai
Canadians don't have accents. (except the quebecois)


A good word of advice I once read; "Don't underestimate yourself and assume a woman is out of your league. You could be pleasantly surprised."
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Which is why I'm saying "play it cool."

Also, you have never heard me speak. I have a surprisingly thick accent.

Ryanswannell
When I said "fancy going to watch a movie" that wasn't the way I planned on saying it
My original post was actually asking what I should say to ask her out, as like I said, it would be awkward saying that to her out of the blue
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No, not really. If you're certain she likes you, she'll be waiting, anticipating for you to say it.
 

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