The Simpsons Quotes

[Bollocks#999]

Ralph: ...Super Nintendo Chalmers...

 

[Jay]

Originally posted by Bollocks#999
Ralph: ...Super Nintendo Chalmers...

i laugh my ass off every time i hear that one

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Krusty: I've had my fair share of AUGA!

 

[Roo]

Blackbeard: Aaaarrr!! It appears to be some kind of treasure map!
Washington: You idiot, you can't read.
Blackbeard: Aarr. 'Tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensating.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Hans Moleman: Cowabunga dude's.

 

[Blake]

Hel-lo, that sounds like a pig fainting.

Hehehehehe!

 

[Carl.]

falling from tree... boom!

Doh! ...stupid gravity!

 

[Blake]

Mmmmm something

 

[Blake]

What's going to happen to him?

Remember that Plymoth we just couldn't fix?

We're gonna sell him to mr papadopolas?

You're a dull boy billy.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Flanders:Look's like I'm wearing nothing at all.

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by radicool02
Flanders:Look's like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Homer dreaming: "Nothing at all, Nothing at all, Nothing at all...

Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Homer: Oh margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie.

 

[miniMADness]

Gay Steel worker: Hot stuff coming through!

 

[Sleek Stratos]

Fat Tony: "...You see my wife has been most vocal on the pretzel moneys: 'Where's the money', 'When are you going to get the money?', 'Why aren't you getting the money now?' And so on, so please, the money."

 

[oscarfulz]

Originally posted by miniMADness
Gay Steel worker: Hot stuff coming through!

that episode was halarious

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Gay steel worker: Stop moving there's a spark in your hair!
Other gay steel worker: Get it off, get it off.

 

[Blake]

We work hard, we play hard!

Smithers: So this is your sick mother?
John: Don't do this to me Waylin.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Homer: GIVE HER THE MONEY!

 

[Street Fighter]

Bart: "ZZZZZAP!"

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Homer: For serious!
Mcjagger(I think):Yes, for serious.

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by miniMADness
Gay Steel worker: Hot stuff coming through!

Gay steel worker: Oh! Theres a spark in my hair!

Other worker: Ohhh! Get it out! Get it out!

 

[milefile]

Homer: Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Marge: Oh my God. I just sprayed Ralph Wiggam with Pepper Spray!
Ralph: *cough, cough* Even my boogers are spicey.


Homer: Lisa eat you dinner!
Lisa: I cant. All these people walking past the window are distracting me.
Homer: It reminds me of Cheers. Man I loved that show. It was only half an hour before Wings. And then you could sleep till monday.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Bart:Ruddiger.



I still can't get over the "for serious" thing.

 

[Blake]

John Smith1: Excuse me, but I'm John Smith
John Smith2: John Smith 1882?
John Smith1: My mistake!

Zombie1: See you in hell.
Zombie2: Still pushing that boulder?
Zombie1: You know it!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Homer:Mmmm barbeque...AAAAH, THEY HAVE NO HOT DOGS!

 

[Solid Lifters]

Homer- "What's a guy like you, doing with a guy like Selma?"

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Homer- "What's a guy like you, doing with a guy like Selma?"

That is funny as!

 

[Blake]

What episode is that?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Ummm, I think when Selma married Troy Mclure.