The Simpsons Quotes

[Cap'n Jack]

Bee Guy #1: It's a little quiet.
Bee guy #2:YES, a little TOO quiet, if you know what I mean. bee's are usually noisey, no noise, suggests no bee's.
Bee Guy #2: Oh look, a bee.
Bee guy #1:TO THE BEE MOBILE!

Sea captainh no a quater, he'll be dancing for hour's.

 

[DQuaN]

Only the best!....
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[Bollocks#999]

Grandpa: (to the pets) Which one of is the mailman?

 

[Blake]

Ralf: My cats name is Mittens

 

[Blake]

Simpson you diabolical.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Marge: ooh, the wall's are bleeding again.

 

[Jay]

Homer: I see the Bear Patrol is working like a charm.
Lisa: Thats spacious reasoning dad.
Homer: Thankyou Honey.
Lisa: Thats like me saying this rock keeps Tigers away.
Homer: How does it work?
Lisa: It doesnt work.
Homer: Hmm I see.
Lisa: Its just a stupid rock!
Homer: Hmm I see.
Lisa: But you don't see any Tigers around do you?
Homer: Lisa I wanna buy your rock.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Is it possible to get dumber that Homer?

 

[Jay]

he is a king

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Yeah, I wish I was one of the simpsons.

 

[Bollocks#999]

Homer is the man

Apu: Heads up little girl
Lisa: Ahhhh
Milhouse: Hey, way to knock out my teeth
Apu: Thats it Milhouse, keep up the chatter

 

[Blake]

Homer's Mum & Lisa: How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: Dad, it's a Rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical ey? Eight!

 

[Blake]

Maude: Faster Neddy faster!
Ned: I can't, it's a Geo!

YAY! 300th POST

 

[Bollocks#999]

Homer: I almost had him eating dog food

 

[axn_man]

Dr. Zaius!!!

 

[xAkirax2004]

Homer: If you're happy and you know it say a swear...

Nelson: Boobs!
Millhouse: Hiney!

Ahahaha.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Ralph: When I grow up I wanna be a principal...or a catapillar.

 

[Dave A]

Marge:Honey I'm so glad your home.
Homer:Can't talk, see Flanders, later sex.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Australian guy: NINEHUNDREDDOLLERIEDOOS!

Homer: Oh sugar sugar, you are my caandy giiuurrl...*Throws walkman in water*
Todd: Hey, I got that for my birthday!

 

[Blake]

Please Mr. Simpson, discouraging the boot is a bootable offence.

 

[milefile]

Ahhh... Ethinc-town, where hard working immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans.

 

[DQuaN]

ooo eee ooo a a, ding dang walla walla bing bang!!

 

[Bollocks#999]

Mr.Burns: See my vest, see my vest made from real gorilla 's chest...

 

[Blake]

Mr. Burns: Aww, I can't kill you either, standing on your hind legs like little Rory Callhones...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Homer Little bart*Bart hits ball with bat*, Little lisa*lisa hits ball with bat*, little marge*Marge misses ball with bat* and the rest.

 

[Sleek Stratos]

Originally posted by Bollocks#999
Mr.Burns: See my vest, see my vest made from real gorilla 's chest...

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.



That has to be the only musical piece ever implemented into a TV show that I like.

 

[Bollocks#999]

Well done 👍

 

[tabs]

"So I says to Mable, I says..." -Bart

 

[Blake]

Moe: You took my bit, I'll kill you!
Some guy: Oh my god, he killed the origional Alfalfa (sp?)

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Bart: I think we're safe, I don't think fires can climb trees

Lisa: Dad you saved us.
Homer: You can't prove anything.