The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV

[Minty]

Two? Good sir, this is 'Merica!





I've got 4. One I'm just afraid to use, and the other one is a piddly little .410.

I wish I had guns


I wonder what the odds are of my dad garbing me one of these :censored:ing monsters(Seriously, it's like a 🤬 rifle with a pistol grip) for my birthday in a few weeks.


I really think I could get a shotgun of some kind though......

On to something much more manly,

 

[unit-one]

Good night.

Pic for CoffeGrunt will be finished tomorrow (hopefully)

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

^

You made Pinkie so happy she...Oh God, she's breaking through!

 

[Wiegert]

I wish I had guns

Everpony aspires to owning a potentially lethal device/tool at some point in their lives


*Finds an old 9 inch blade in kitchen cupboard*

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

^
...

Chav.

 

[Racedude]

I own an old bayonet.

 

[Wiegert]

^
...

Chav.

Although there's no shortage of them where I live (or anywhere else in the UK for that matter).

 

[Minty]

See, I said that, and then I remember I have a military issue AT-4 as a display for my Brony Mug.

I think we have a few katanas in the garage.
They were my brothers and I'm not sure if he ever came to get them back.



Now more ponies;
Epic pun is epic:

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

@Wiegert

Same here, except we also have the Norfolk inbreds making up the other half on the population. :|

@Mint

I'm guessing that's a replica/deactivated?

 

[Minty]

@Mint

I'm guessing that's a replica/deactivated?

Uhh......lets go with that.In other words; no.

AT-4 is a one shot, once it's fired, it's completely useless and legal to own as far as I know. It's basically a cool looking fiberglass tube at this point.

 

[Racedude]

So, one more item added to list of facts about bronies:

#-Most bronies own potentially lethal items.

Haters don't stand a chance with their toy light-sabers.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

I'm currently holding a mug of hot chocolate, so I s'pose I qualify.

 

[Jim Prower]

I have a...pocketknife. It is a box-cutter type.

 

[Apok]

I have nunchucks.
But if I ever dared to pick up said nunchucks I would probably knock myself out in the next second or so.

 

[Akira AC]

So, American Bronies use shotguns for gardening, and AT-4 as cup-holders, I wonder what they use as real weapons.

I just have a scissors, very deadly scissors, they are quite sharp and can cause a lot of damage if you don't handle them properly.

On seconds thoughts, there was also the peculiar selection criteria used by Unit-one at the time of making pictures.

[Photofinish_theme]I go[/Photofinish_theme]
*Runs*

 

[Jim Prower]

Now, wait, I only thought Jeremy Clarkson used a shotgun for Gardening. and He's British. (Top Garden Gear Force)

EDIT: I just noticed...

Ponies...are more popular than the source material, being ranked higher and thus more relevant than the clip from YGOTAS.

 

[Minty]

Hey guys, look what I found.

.......a can opener.


The handle is a cheap POS, but it's still a sword.



Also,

This might as well be canon.

 

[CoffeeGrunt]

Not hard when the source is Yu-Gi-Oh... XD

That show's made up of 90% "talk about X" jokes.

Anyways g'night all. Enjoy your varying levels of lethal ordnance:

 

[Brando-K]

I've got a katana and a smaller sword tanto from when my brother went to Japan. But to be compliant with Australian laws when bringing them into the country, they have no sharp edge.
I've got a pocket knife. It's used as a can opener most of the time.
I've also got a 6' dragon pole.

Guns are legal here but they need to be in gun safes when not in use, you need a licence and they're expensive here. I don't really have a need for one. (I wouldn't mind a revolver though)

 

[Minty]

We have 2 medieval long swords in our backyard. They're both sticking out of the garden and they're rusted all to hell. They look cool, but they're just some stuff we got while at the Medieval Times show.

 

[Tornado]

And so the world welcomed Disco Dash.

 

[Minty]

*checks Equestria Gaming*
*Views Otakon Brony meetup*

*recognizes background*

Wait.........that's.....no it can't be, I would have been there.

*Googles Otakon location*
>Baltimore Convention Center........

Dammit

EDIT:
I'll just move this massive edit here instead of keeping it in that post. I wasn't aware we changed pages.


EDIT: Come to think of it, this would explain the guy in the crazy outfit with the purple wig I saw today.

 

[Tornado]

Last year Otakon happened while I was already vacationing in Laurel. I was pissed when I came home and found out.

 

[Wiegert]

We have 2 medieval long swords in our backyard. They're both sticking out of the garden and they're rusted all to hell. They look cool, but they're just some stuff we got while at the Medieval Times show.

One of my friends has two swords, plus another friend of mine has a Shinai and various other martial arts weapons. Also, I've just remembered that there's a place on the other side of town that sells ornamental blades, so I might have a look there if it's still open these days just to see what they have.

Oh yeah, another weapon I have is a boomerang (albeit a broken one).



Okay, enough about weapons, how about some ponies:

Bobashy? Flutterfett? Fettershy?

 

[Brando-K]

^ She can't use her wings now.

 

[Minty]

^She's never really been good with her wings. Maybe she'll have better luck with a jetpack.

 

[Brando-K]

True MintBerryCrunch.
Pony time.

 

[Tornado]

Bwah The Romancing Quest just updated.

 

[Wiegert]

Bwah The Romancing Quest just updated.

I finished reading the other chapters a couple of days ago, so I'll give part 9 a look now.

 

[Tornado]

Okay. There's like 10 different ways this can end, all of them insane. Twiluna, LunaMac (!), Trixietosh (!!), Twixietosh(!!!). Hell, it can end with nothing happening at all (I note it still doesn't have a shipping tag). The only thing I'm absolutely sure is not going to happen is Twixie or TwiMac.





And I love it.