The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV 

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Y'know, I had this whole serious shpiel this morning running through my head about what RD would be like as a human girlfriend or wife...

and I've forgotten how I wanted to word it. XD
 
Y'know, I had this whole serious shpiel this morning running through my head about what RD would be like as a human girlfriend or wife...

and I've forgotten how I wanted to word it. XD
Only one word required. One word made up of three little letters.











Why are we talking about this again aaaarrgghhh.
 
I actually feel like reading a ship-fic right now.

This may not be an out and out ship-fic (plus you mentioned this one the other day), but I've just finished reading Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 2: The Unicorning (you are required to read part 1 first though, which is hilarious). Part 2 however is quite possibly the funniest MLP story I've read so far, plus it contains one of the strangest shipping scenes I've come across:

Fluttershy! Who would have thought that letting Twilight teleport her along with a box of knives and a wood chipper could have ended so tragically.

Choice quote: "Never disturb me when I am with the sarcophagus! Get out!"
Sorry, I just need to recompose myself after laughing so hard :lol:
 
You know, re painting the toys looks kind of fun.

Now how do I explain that I am repainting a toy of a kids show to... anyone other than a brony.
I don't think this will work.
 
This may not be an out and out ship-fic (plus you mentioned this one the other day), but I've just finished reading Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 2: The Unicorning (you are required to read part 1 first though, which is hilarious). Part 2 however is quite possibly the funniest MLP story I've read so far, plus it contains one of the strangest shipping scenes I've come across:

Right, completely forgot about that...again. I'll read that instead.

Also, you know that feeling when you're the only person in the god damn building when the bomb is planted on the final objective, and you alone killed 4 of the 5 people guarding it by getting 2 with a primary, switching to the pistol, knifing the third, and then finishing the 4th with an M1911, and then be killed by the guy across the room because you couldn't reload in time, only to have it detonate while not a single other 🤬 person bothers to even enter the building?
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Also, mfw:


Also, my 15 defuses, and 42 kills speak to the complete garbage that was my team. And when we were on offense, I planted every single one of the first 4 objectives before we lost.


I mean, I still had fun because I sometime enjoy carrying my team, but it was still annoying.

Anyway, I'm going to grab a snack really quick, then I'll go ahead and read that story.
 
^You should have picked a gun from one of your victims. I always do that when in trouble. Specially useful if you have to cope with 10-round magazines like in COD: WaW.
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^You should have picked a gun from one of your victims. I always do that when in trouble. Specially useful if you have to cope with 10-round magazines like in COD: WaW.
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I just didn't have time. My guy barely had time drop the clip that was already in the gun.

Although I have done that. Just never in a "final moment of awesomeness for victory" kind of way.




Also, the story, the enemy is writing in all caps.....they mean business.

Also, Jive Spike is without a doubt the best thing I have ever seen.
 
I saw this thread on the index, and I immediately thought that the OP was planning on murdering people.


Stupid Ponies have destroyed my mind.



Edit for teh lulz:
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Applejack
“What a twist!”

Thanks to Robot Chicken, I will never be able to read those words in a normal voice ever again:



EDIT: Done, that was amazing. Now for part 2.

EDIT: Alright, that is much longer than the first one. I'll do it tomorrow.
I have no idea why but I was looking forward to getting to it, and then the moment I opened it I just didn't feel like reading it right now.



 
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I saw this thread on the index, and I immediately thought that the OP was planning on murdering people.

Seriously? That's not what I thought when I found that thread earlier today.

You know what, after looking at it again just now, I can see why you thought that :lol:



Also, 2 decidedly awesome screen caps:
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Those facial expressions!



Guess I should be off now, g'night everypony:

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**Mint's playing ruined by team full of Call of Duty "i am awsum lone wulf wit awsum K/D" players.

Please tell me you have BC2 on PC, Mint. That way we can pressure CoffeeGrunt into getting it, and then we can get online with [PONY] clan tags, and make things happen. Seriously man, I know your pain, except I usually squad up with my IRL friends, so it's one squad carrying the team full of Recons that think they're snipers, Assaults playing Spamoman from behind a rock, Medics that sit next to the Recons to snipe from the f:censored:ng base instead of doing field revives, and Engineers that don't do s:censored:t about the 5 tanks and 10 helicopters bombarding our bases.

Also, ponies.

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I can't watch Schindler's List with a serious face anymore because I keep thinking of Schindler's List 2.



Anyway, now for something not-pony-related but I said I'd post it so I'll post it:


Fanaticism. Like a Boss.
 
Please tell me you have BC2 on PC, Mint. That way we can pressure CoffeeGrunt into getting it, and then we can get online with [PONY] clan tags, and make things happen.


I do. I'm still kind of bad with a keyboard, but I'm getting better. Also, I was just playing on my PS3 when that happened. When I just want to have fun and rip 🤬 up I stick to what I'm good at, but I'm slowly getting there with my PC. And the fact I can run it at all on this thing is nothing short of a miracle, but running it as smoothly as I do on the settings I do feels like it shouldn't be possible.



Anyway, now for something not-pony-related but I said I'd post it so I'll post it:

How is that not pony related? All I see is Pinkie, AJ, Twilight, and a pony clock.:p


EDIT: You know....when that really is the very first thing to catch my eye instead of the bright glowing TV screen, I think Ponies are about as far into my head as they'll ever be.
 
All of you kids talking about school. I work eight hours a weekday! XD
Oh, and Jim, I also work 8 hours each weekday.

Averaging 7 hours for 5 or 6, there are easy days when there is low demand of work, and there are other times when we are overloaded, this is suppose to be the quiet season, but there are elections in the next month or so, therefore the workload is a bit higher.

I'm going to assume you are talking about The Garfield Show and not Garfield and Friends, because otherwise you are a terrorist.

Garfield and Friends

Allahu Akbar

This may not be an out and out ship-fic (plus you mentioned this one the other day), but I've just finished reading Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 2: The Unicorning (you are required to read part 1 first though, which is hilarious). Part 2 however is quite possibly the funniest MLP story I've read so far, plus it contains one of the strangest shipping scenes I've come across:

Fluttershy! Who would have thought that letting Twilight teleport her along with a box of knives and a wood chipper could have ended so tragically.

Choice quote: "Never disturb me when I am with the sarcophagus! Get out!"
Sorry, I just need to recompose myself after laughing so hard :lol:

Must read it, most people around here have a significant advantage in this whole fanfic stuff, you guys started probably in January, I started in May with the recommendations, then I start to lurk around ED and end up making my fanfic schedule a complete mess.

I should find some order, but I don't like to follow stories that have already 5 episodes, too much time.


*Story about the idiots that I cant stand. The main reason of why I dropped BF:BC2 and stood with Medal of Honor MP*

Is just plain annoying, specially in Port Valdez(I think is called like that its been a while), after a while I just resorted to snipe, and boy did I snipe.


Apart from that pic, and I seriously need some vacations:



Or Aruba...


And about the whole Trixie was initially conceived as a man thing:

I think that it was a really wise decision, making Trixie a colt will only result in a big problem for the writers, if you analyse Trixie's actions and personality it could have caused an accidental shipping, the problem with this is consistency, the show tries to show friendship and such thing does not coincide with the show's approach, this eventuality(?) could have destroyed Twilight's image and concept, therefore making Trixie as her was actually a wise decision, this worked best with Rarity because her role and concept was ideal, but for Twilight it doesn't work in that way.

Still, Trixie is a tremendously overhyped second character...just like...Dr Zoidberg.
 
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I think that it was a really wise decision, making Trixie a colt will only result in a big problem for the writers, if you analyse Trixie's actions and personality it could have caused an accidental shipping, the problem with this is consistency, the show tries to show friendship and such thing does not coincide with the shows approach, this aspect will probably also destroy Twilights image and concept, therefore making her as her was actually a wise decision, this worked best with Rarity because her role and concept was ideal, but for Twilight it doesn't work in that way.

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Again, not trying to be a jerk, but it'd help if you were a little more specific.

What do you mean by "accidental shipping"?
And what could cause whatever that is if Trixie were a colt?
And how could "accidental shipping" involving a colt Trixie do anything at all to Twilight?

And what does anything you said have to do with Rarity?

And what doesn't work that way for Twilight?
Being a mare?


I'm honestly really confused.

 
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Also, who cares about "accidental shipping" when our buddy Gravekeeper took care of that possibillity. Hint: It still happens.
 


^Love this


So.....heartwarming.




Also,
inb4"lol AppleDash"
 
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Anyway, now for something not-pony-related but I said I'd post it so I'll post it:


Fanaticism. Like a Boss.

Oh yeah, you've got me handily beat there, good sir. I've played over two different memory cards (mine and my neighbor's), but I am extremely sure they don't add up to that amount. I'm too lazy to upload the pics, but on my card I've got around 93 hours and 430 VS matches played.

I couldn't tell you how much we played on my neighbor's, cause the 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 gathered up his N64 and his GC, all of their games (and he had all the awesome titles for each), and sold them to GameStop for chump change to buy an Xbox, of all things...

That's the kind of bull:censored: they send you to the moon for.







FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..... Now that I've hooked up the GameCube again, I won't be able to stop playing FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU....


CURSE YOU TORO!



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I do. I'm still kind of bad with a keyboard, but I'm getting better. Also, I was just playing on my PS3 when that happened. When I just want to have fun and rip 🤬 up I stick to what I'm good at, but I'm slowly getting there with my PC. And the fact I can run it at all on this thing is nothing short of a miracle, but running it as smoothly as I do on the settings I do feels like it shouldn't be possible.

So we've definitely got to set up a play date. Got Steam?
 

So we've definitely got to set up a play date. Got Steam?



Me


Also, I won't be playing tonight. I would, but I just downloaded a shader mod for Minecraft, and if there's anything out there as addictive to me as ponies, it's Minecraft.
Maybe some other time. And fair waring, when we do play, I'll probably be terrible. I'll still be as smart about the objectives as I ussualy am, but my accuracy is going to be about as good as AJ's cupcakes.
 
How is that not pony related? All I see is Pinkie, AJ, Twilight, and a pony clock.:p


EDIT: You know....when that really is the very first thing to catch my eye instead of the bright glowing TV screen, I think Ponies are about as far into my head as they'll ever be.
Fair enough. I completely forgot that those were there in the picture.


:lol:



Must read it, most people around here have a significant advantage in this whole fanfic stuff, you guys started probably in January, I started in May with the recommendations, then I start to lurk around ED and end up making my fanfic schedule a complete mess.
I read Cupcakes around the middle of April. That was my first.

I think that it was a really wise decision, making Trixie a colt will only result in a big problem for the writers, if you analyse Trixie's actions and personality it could have caused an accidental shipping,
Aside from AppleDash and DashiePie, Twixie is already the most common ship. Even non-shipping stores involving Trixie and Twilight pile on the UST like there is no tomorrow, and I know several people who treat Twixie with OTP status above AppleDash and/or DashiePie (and, Gravekeeper may strike me down, but I personally don't, ironically enough).

And because Het is Ew absolutely dominates this fandom, to the extent that even M/M pairings seem to outweigh straight pairings, I'd have to imagine making her a male would have caused less shipping, not more.


the problem with this is consistency, the show tries to show friendship and such thing does not coincide with the show's approach, this eventuality(?) could have destroyed Twilight's image and concept,
Don't think that double standard would have applied in this case. Boast Busters was ambiguous, perhaps to the extent that it was detrimental of the episode. I've gone over this many times before. That was the entire crux of the damn story that I wrote, for that matter.

But they still could have made male-Trixie appear overly-haughty without making Twilight look like a bitch for showing him up.


therefore making Trixie as her was actually a wise decision, this worked best with Rarity because her role and concept was ideal, but for Twilight it doesn't work in that way.
I honestly don't know what you are saying here.

Still, Trixie is a tremendously overhyped second character...just like...Dr Zoidberg.
Dude. I get it. I really do. But come on.

Who does she even have to compete against? Gilda is an extremely acquired taste, Prince Douche is universally loathed (and heaven help you if you say otherwise), and the rest of the secondary characters (Big Mac being the exception that proves the rule, because he is related to two members of the Mane Cast and is written in-canon to have hidden depths) are far too limited in scope to be used in fan works (and thus be popular).






Oh yeah, you've got me handily beat there, good sir. I've played over two different memory cards (mine and my neighbor's), but I am extremely sure they don't add up to that amount. I'm too lazy to upload the pics, but on my card I've got around 93 hours and 430 VS matches played.

I couldn't tell you how much we played on my neighbor's, cause the 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 gathered up his N64 and his GC, all of their games (and he had all the awesome titles for each), and sold them to GameStop for chump change to buy an Xbox, of all things...

That's the kind of bull:censored: they send you to the moon for.
When I blew up my GameCube in 2008, I knew I was eventually going to get a Wii, so I just packed all my accessories and games in a box in my closet. And the reason I bought a Wii was mostly (at least initially) so I could play Adventure 2 Battle again.


I had those City Escape urges real bad, man.



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..... Now that I've hooked up the GameCube again, I won't be able to stop playing FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU....


CURSE YOU TORO!
Could be worse. You could keep buying replacement Sega Saturns just so you can play King of Fighters '96 and '97.

Mostly because the Saturn controller is the pinnacle of controller design, and I'm too lazy to rewire one into a USB controller; and Sega Saturn CD drives seem to be made out of butter and toothpicks.



And I don't know the color code for the quote background, so whatever.
 
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Aside from AppleDash and DashiePie, Twixie is already the most common ship. Even non-shipping stores involving Trixie and Twilight pile on the UST like there is no tomorrow, and I know several people who treat Twixie with OTP status above AppleDash and/or DashiePie (and, Gravekeeper may strike me down, but I personally don't, ironically enough).

And because Het is Ew absolutely dominates this fandom, to the extent that even M/M pairings seem to outweigh straight pairings, I'd have to imagine making her a male would have caused less shipping, not more.

So by "accidental shipping", he meant it would create more opportunities for shipping?

Because if so, I can actually see how someone could think that.
 
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So by "accidental shipping", he meant it would create more opportunities for shipping?

Because if so, I can actually see how someone could think that.
I assume he meant that Trixie being male would lead to UST between her/him and Twilight throughout the episode. And, when combined with a very specific type of societal double-standard, make Twilight look like a massive bitch for showing Male-Trixie up at the end of the episode. I disagree, because I actually recall there being a couple of Powerpuff Girls episodes that did basically the same plot (haughty male gets his ass kicked, Powerpuff Girls save him) that played out fine, and FiM shares a lot of that same writing talent as PPG did even aside from Faust.
And if this is an incorrect interpretation, feel free to correct me akira.


The problem is, I've never, not once, read a Trixie story that takes place after Boast Busters where Trixie isn't revealed to be Twilight's sister that didn't have UST (CoffeeGrunt's had it. That Grimdark-War fic Buttersc0tch wrote had it. Mine had it.); so the fanbase seems to have decided that there was UST present in Boast Busters anyways.
 
I assume he meant that Trixie being male would lead to UST between her/him and Twilight throughout the episode.

That's kind of what I meant by that. I'm just really tired, and when I typed that I was waiting for day in Minecraft, so when I heard burning zombies I just left it at that.


And that other stuff you said, I actually agree entirely.


And that Trixie being Twilight's sister fic. Is it long? Because if not, I'd like to take a look at it. And is it good?


EDIT: Dammit. I missed an opportunity when the pony content in this thread was getting low.
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This thread has a feva' and the only prescription, is more Sweetie Belle:
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Right, Creeper just blew my house up, so I figure I'll take this opportunity to go to bed before I start playing again.
I have never once been so relieved to hear that hiss.
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And that Trixie being Twilight's sister fic. Is it long? Because if not, I'd like to take a look at it. And is it good?

There's more than one. I'd almost say that there are lots, in fact, but I've only read a few.


Sunset is one of them, and was actually the example I was thinking of when I wrote that. And Sunset is very good. But Trixie/Twilight being sisters is only mentioned in passing towards the end of the story, and I think it is actually covered in depth in Rabble Rouser (which takes place in the same continuity, so you would need to read Sunset first, which means it would be long). But I still haven't read that story of that continuity so I can't comment on it personally.



I know there are others because I know I have read others, but I honestly can't quite place the name of the other big one. I'd have to think for a bit to see if I can remember it.








Also, while I'm thinking:
TwiDash can work, but it requires tons of set up. Like, pages and pages and pages worth. I've only read one that manages to pull it off.
This is wrong. I've actually read two. Its just that one of them isn't completed (Update damn you!), and its a Love Triangle one so it may end up as TwiDash or AppleDash.
 
I mention this once, and I guess I should mention it again , Pre-conception is my worst enemy(no pun intended).

Something told me that I should have wrapped up this properly, still Toronado got most of the points right, I guess that I should try to clear this up:

Aside from AppleDash and DashiePie, Twixie is already the most common ship. Even non-shipping stores involving Trixie and Twilight pile on the UST like there is no tomorrow, and I know several people who treat Twixie with OTP status above AppleDash and/or DashiePie (and, Gravekeeper may strike me down, but I personally don't, ironically enough).


And because Het is Ew absolutely dominates this fandom, to the extent that even M/M pairings seem to outweigh straight pairings, I'd have to imagine making her a male would have caused less shipping, not more.

Almost, but what I wanted to point out is that the UST was more obvious and potentially canon, and while there is some true about the UST in the fandoom regardless of the gender, I do believe that is really uncomfortable for the writers to create an episode around the premise of Boast Busters.

Don't think that double standard would have applied in this case. Boast Busters was ambiguous, perhaps to the extent that it was detrimental of the episode. I've gone over this many times before. That was the entire crux of the damn story that I wrote, for that matter.


But they still could have made male-Trixie appear overly-haughty without making Twilight look like a bitch for showing him up.

No, actually the problem I found is some of the events like the "showing off" vs the "main cast"(AJ, RD and Rarity), which wouldn't have work as well, the same can be said about Twilight and Trixie's UST, which would probably had different dynamics.

I honestly don't know what you are saying here.

I should have mention this before, but imagine the situation between Prince Blueblood and Rarity, and then compare with a similar situation with Twilight and Trixie, the episode and the context of it could have produced the accidental shipping I was mentioning previously.
(Well that was all in my mind)

I assume he meant that Trixie being male would lead to UST between her/him and Twilight throughout the episode. And, when combined with a very specific type of societal double-standard, make Twilight look like a massive bitch for showing Male-Trixie up at the end of the episode. I disagree, because I actually recall there being a couple of Powerpuff Girls episodes that did basically the same plot (haughty male gets his ass kicked, Powerpuff Girls save him) that played out fine, and FiM shares a lot of that same writing talent as PPG did even aside from Faust.
And if this is an incorrect interpretation, feel free to correct me akira.

While this crossed through my mind, I don't think that Twilight has the character to actually do this, at the end she didn't do anything, it was AJ/RD/Rarity the ones that were really against Trixie. They could probably have played that role, but not as good for reasons I mentioned previously.



The problem is, I've never, not once, read a Trixie story that takes place after Boast Busters where Trixie isn't revealed to be Twilight's sister that didn't have UST (CoffeeGrunt's had it. That Grimdark-War fic Buttersc0tch wrote had it. Mine had it.); so the fanbase seems to have decided that there was UST present in Boast Busters anyways.

Agreed.



Apart from that:

Dude. I get it. I really do. But come on.

Who does she even have to compete against? Gilda is an extremely acquired taste, Prince Douche is universally loathed (and heaven help you if you say otherwise), and the rest of the secondary characters (Big Mac being the exception that proves the rule, because he is related to two members of the Mane Cast and is written in-canon to have hidden depths) are far too limited in scope to be used in fan works (and thus be popular).

Not that I hate Trixie, she is a really easy character to write from and the canon leaves enough basis to make stories about her. However I do believe that OC ponies and other secondary characters deserves more attention than Trixie, Gilda is an interesting one for example, and she doesn't get as much love because of the episode premise, Nick Nack showed me that a good story can potentially depart from her, as well from an OC pony. The same can be said about Saddlesoap's and Ditzy doo(or Derpy) story, which was really well executed for an OC ponies, I could go on by mentioning potential stories involving Roseluck and Philomena that didn't made it to ED because of the Trixie ships, but this require some reading about them, maybe they will make it to ED eventually(not mine of course).



Blame the muscular spasm for the delay of my answer, and is still confusing now that I re-read it.
 
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Your post is too long for me to reply to right now, but I will touch on one thing before I go to bed (I'll get to the rest tomorrow):

However I do believe that OC ponies and other secondary characters deserves more attention than Trixie

This is what happens when you write a story based around an OC Pony interacting with the Mane Six:

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And why would an author willingly want to put up with that bull:censored: unless they are 100% sure they can pull it off well enough to ignore those responses?

Because not everyone can write a Past Sins. Not everyone can write a Dangerous Business. Not everyone can write a Two Beats (and Nick Nack in particular is important, and possibly not quite for the reason that you think I'm saying that, so I will bring him back up when I discuss the rest of your post tomorrow).



And for whatever odd, astoundingly hypocritical reason, this fandom loathes OCs in a way that even the Sonic Fanbase, which holds the prestige of having created the phrase "Original Character, Do Not Steal" to make fun of bad OCs, does not.






Also:
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Good night.
 
Your post is too long for me to reply to right now, but I will touch on one thing before I go to bed (I'll get to the rest tomorrow).

Touché.

I haven't finish Past Sins, and there is more into that, tomorrow it will be followed.

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Goodnight everyone.
 
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