The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV 

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I read on Funnyjunk a comment that said "cloppers aren't bronies!" What's a clopper, may I ask? It. Sounds very pony-ish.

To put it in a way that doesn't sound too disgusting, they are people who fap to ponies :crazy: .
 

And just to throw in my personal opinion out there about cloppers; they are bronies, but they are bronies that are mentally ill and need to get some help ASAP. Although I do admit that some of the ponies in the show are very attractive :) .
 
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This thread.
 
"I wonder how the GTP Bronies thread if fairing this fine Sunday morning..."

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*Moves on to another thread.*
 
Who got the idea about cloppers being mentally ill? I don't really clop to ponies (I don't get it), but where did that idea come from?
 
There's an Ordinary out there...where is it? I've been looking all over the world for years and I still haven't found an Ordinary. :P

Cloppers fit into the same realm that a lot of things do for me. I don't consider it expressly a bad thing, as no harm results to anyone in the process. However, I don't wanna do it myself, and I don't care about those that do. Closed doors and suchlike...
 
Well, I suppose that the cat's out of the bag now, isn't it? Seeing as I now have nothing to hide, I guess that I'll take the opportunity to provide my first, last and only in-thread opinion on the matter:

Yes, I clop. Unashamedly so, in fact; I even wrote a TwiDash clopfic not too long ago, and am currently planning a Braeburn X Soarin' clopfic of a similarly explicit nature. I've managed to convince a few people that there isn't "something wrong with them" if they clop, and am quite proud of that achievement. I can't honestly say, however, that I can be bothered to go into detailed explanation over it again, and am not willing to hang out my dirty sheets (to turn a phrase) in this thread (because AUP, and some people probably don't want to read into sexual psychology while skimming through a pony thread).

In addition to that, I fail to see why it should matter to anybody other than those with an active interest in it; I don't affect anyone else by doing it, and I don't discuss it with people who clearly aren't interested or are disgusted by it - and in return, I'd prefer it if you'd abstain from sharing your disgust and insults with me, as I myself am distinctly uninterested in hearing them. Love and tolerate, and all that.

Of course, this post would have been entirely unnecessary if a certain CoffeeGrunt hadn't publicly outed me for the entire of GTP to see; and I can't say that I particularly appreciate you broadcasting my private masturbatory habits for giggles. Because of the fact that I'm nice and mature enough to look past your blatant ignorance and attention-seeking, I'll tolerate you being a mod in the chatroom until you do something moronic again - so don't. You had no right to say what you did, and if anything, you owe me an apology for it - though I hardly expect one.

MSTER, I found your comment that cloppers are "mentally ill and need to get some help ASAP" to be ill-informed, tasteless, tactless, and about as ignorant it gets; before you make such a broadly sweeping and wildly inaccurate generalisation of an insult towards a massive sector of the fandom that this thread discusses, consider the fact that certain individuals who fall under said generalisations probably regularly read the thread, and will probably be offended by you effectively calling them all "mentally ill". Try to actually put some thought into your posts before you type them next time you think about ripping on a large percentage of the people who may or may not be reading them. I suggest re-reading the third paragraph of this post until that fact sinks in. I'll also not be revoking your mod status in the chatroom at the moment, if only because I knew that you probably hadn't quite engaged your brain when you wrote what you did - whereas, Coffee really should have known better.

I'm glad that I now know where we stand on the matter. But take note of the following: of everyone who reads and posts in this thread, I am not the only one who clops.

Have fun processing the implications of that.

- eX
 
And just to throw in my personal opinion out there about cloppers; they are bronies, but they are bronies that are mentally ill and need to get some help ASAP. Although I do admit that some of the ponies in the show are very attractive :) .
There was a point in time in this thread where you did not post except to say how attracted you were to Octavia, to say nothing of your dumb grandstanding in other topics about basically the same thing; so I suggest you quit digging before you can't see the light.
 
I think I'm gonna add something to this: Now I'm not necessarily a brony (kinda lack everything really to even be considered one as far as I know), but I also found the need to publically out someone for doing something considered "mentally-ill" to be both unnecessary and rude, better yet "Inconsiderate" would be the better term. I say this because I speak as a person who's also into things some people consider abnormal or "sick" (and yes, its also similarly of an explicit nature) and have the exact same sort of ignorant thinking applied to me. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you should pass that kind of judgement on those who are. If you know someone who is, don't go pulling this BS of putting them out in the opening from everyone to see. And eX, I'm sorry to see this crap has happened to you. I know I had nothing to do with this, but it pisses me off to see a person of similar interest having the exact same treatment done to them and from what I know you, you're actually a cool guy. Just my take on things. Carry on, gentleman.
 
Do we seriously need to discuss this here?..

Apparently so.

I mean, it's something that is relevant to the thread, and it was sparked by a relatively new member of the fandom that wanted a genuinely awkward question answered. He may have got that answer (albeit from someone who was rather short-sighted when it came to labelling cloppers as mentally ill), and some revelations from others that were brought up due to certain comments on the matter.

It could simply be discussed in the chat, but it seems it'll run it's course in the thread instead, so whatever.
 
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Do we seriously need to discuss this here?..

If this is aimed at me, I just added my opinion to the situation. Unnecessary it probably is but I come here because as dumb as I am on everything regarding this fandom, I just like the people and stuff in here and have been under the impression such thinking was not present so it angered me to see what I saw.
 
Who got the idea about cloppers being mentally ill? I don't really clop to ponies (I don't get it), but where did that idea come from?
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*SNIP*

MSTER, I found your comment that cloppers are "mentally ill and need to get some help ASAP" to be ill-informed, tasteless, tactless, and about as ignorant it gets; before you make such a broadly sweeping and wildly inaccurate generalisation of an insult towards a massive sector of the fandom that this thread discusses, consider the fact that certain individuals who fall under said generalisations probably regularly read the thread, and will probably be offended by you effectively calling them all "mentally ill". Try to actually put some thought into your posts before you type them next time you think about ripping on a large percentage of the people who may or may not be reading them. I suggest re-reading the third paragraph of this post until that fact sinks in. I'll also not be revoking your mod status in the chatroom at the moment, if only because I knew that you probably hadn't quite engaged your brain when you wrote what you did - whereas, Coffee really should have known better.

I'm glad that I now know where we stand on the matter. But take note of the following: of everyone who reads and posts in this thread, I am not the only one who clops.

Have fun processing the implications of that.

- eX
I'm sorry eX, but at the time of writing that I didn't know that you was a clopper. Now that I know I should take that back. Apologies eX.
There was a point in time in this thread where you did not post except to say how attracted you were to Octavia, to say nothing of your dumb grandstanding in other topics about basically the same thing; so I suggest you quit digging before you can't see the light.
I still find her attractive, but I didn't clop to her... :indiff: .

Damn, what have I gotten myself into??!? Sorry everyone :( .
 
If this is aimed at me, I just added my opinion to the situation. Unnecessary it probably is but I come here because as dumb as I am on everything regarding this fandom, I just like the people and stuff in here and have been under the impression such thinking was not present so it angered me to see what I saw.

Exactly my thought.

I'm only irritated on the continuation on the subject, not just you.
 
I'm only irritated on the continuation on the subject, not just you.

Well then, let's move on.

Erm... sorry? :nervous:

It's not your fault. You asked a question and expected a simple answer, but it's just that we ended up getting more than was necessary really. At least it's done and dusted now, I hope.

Moving on maybe...

still not exactly sure wether i like this or not... kinda sucks.

I don't see how that sucks at all. As far as shirt designs go, it's pretty good.
 
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