For as long as I can remember, Spicy Nacho has stood alone atop the Doritos mountain, as the best flavour. My world is slowly crumbling around me though, as I've brought back a few bags of the Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wing ones. They're thicker, they're more seasoned, and they've been the fuel for my GTA sessions since getting back. I've just opened the last bag.
I completely understand why the US, in general, has a weight problem; your junk food is delicious. To say nothing of the other things we brought back...