Because then alot of people would start even more **** with me because they'd think I'dI be a *****. I dont want that. I'd rather other people be scared of me that to start **** with me. Or atleast just leave me alone and be chill with me.
Anyhow, when I'm drunk I magically transform into a social butterfly. It doesn't matter who you are... if you're breathing you're my new friend. I may hate you when I'm sober, but if I'm drunk then it doesn't matter.
I also grow a gigantic set of balls when I'm drunk. Suddenly I can tell girls that I've always thought were attractive exactly that. I can tell 'em they smell nice and I can request them to take their shirts off. It's all happened before...
I get very very very friendly with girl , and i become friends with guys, i've made a lot of friends trough drunkness, and some times i get a little violent 😈.