I hear all the closets in the new building have clear doors with explosive hinges that can be discharged by pushing one of the three 12-inch diameter, illuminated red buttons mounted on each one the two adjacent walls and the one opposite wall to the closet door. Closet Evacuation Operation sessions (CEO sessions) are to be held the second and fourth Fridays of each month from 9am until 11am but only when Kaz is in residence. We hear that a droid and iPhone app for remote detonation is in development. This is being developed in case the victim is unable to locate one of the wall-mounted buttons. Should demand for the app surpass initial projections, a RIM version would likely follow. ETA for initial release of the app has not been disclosed.
You've stretched and broken our carefully crafted, realtm, closet escape route simulator metaphor........I am sadface, like when Sony told Kaz he couldn't have 2 more years to complete his epic, mimetic closet escape- route simulation masterpiece