Worst You've Dealt With Online...

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I do that sometimes, makes a nice change but if I want to chat, then it's awkward as do I type in English and hope one of them understands me or use a translator like iTranslator (Android) or Google Translate and talk to them in their own language, that works most of the time.
Google translate

Ugh.

I basically join French lobbies a few times and say "Bonjour, je parle un petit peu ou francais mais L'anglais est mon langue prefere. Est ca accord?"

It usually works.
 
Mine is RenaultSport Clio yellow, I might get another and paint it blue with orange wheels
 
Good news! I managed to get online tonight and have a race!...


Then the room froze for everyone and crashed all of our games.
 
Earlier today I got kicked out MY OWN ROOM by a buddy buddy group of hackers.They just strolled in,asked me if I hacked,got their answer(no) and voted me out! :(
 
It may sound strange, but I prefer joining lobbies where most of the occupants don't speak English as a first language. They are usually quite friendly and most of the time have mics muted, which is nice.
Many Japanese players see me in their Super GT lobbies, for the record. Sometimes I get insta-kicked (sometimes before the game has even loaded) for no reason. I think they don't want me lagging up their connection.
 
I was hosting my own 500pp Clean lobby, and I forgot to turn off voice chat. Suddenly, a group of 10 year olds joins the room and demand it (over the mics!) to make the tire restrictions unrestricted (I had it on sport softs), or else they would vote kick me. I demanded them to race me with those settings, if they won, I would unrestrict the tires, if not, I would kick them. They accepted, and I pulled out my secret weapon: my Ferrari 250 GTO. I banned MR cars, and what cars do the kids come out with? They all came out with aproxximately the same car and color scheme: Only power upgraded El Caminos that were in black with blue rims. I knew that this was some sort of clan or something. The race starts, and I brake and don't move to not get crashed off. About ten seconds in, all the kids were saying stuff like: "This 🤬 Is like ten seconds behind! We're going to win this!", "LOSSSSER! *blows rasberry*" and other stuff like that. After setting off, I see blue arrows just crashing into each other like mad. I slowly made my way up the field, working my way from 16th all the way up to 5th. Once I gained on the leaders (who were spinning, not that surprising), they said: "YOU HACKERR! EVERYONE GET HIM IN HIS OLD PIECE OF 🤬! I quickly took the lead (after evading a few blows), and finished first with a gap of a minute to 2nd. After the race, the joys of kicking them all were sweet.

WHERE'S MY 500pp RACING AT?!

GTPlanet 3:
250 GTO: 3
'MURIA!: 3
Kids: 0

:gtpflag:
 
Racing a guy from Brazil in his 350Z with my trusty Cobra R defending first. Right when we go two wide into the corner, he rides my door and pushed me to the outside grass. Oh, and this was EVERY DAMN TURN. No idea how he didn't get penalized, due to the fact that I tried to do the samething on the last turn and OOH GHOSTY GHOST.

Another idiot with a lot of luck and TCS. :banghead:
 
I joined a cruise lobby during the day and I was picking my car and got kicked for no reason, didn't even get to track. The host was German though so he/she must hate British people.
 
Alright, here's another from my day with Captain Sonic.

Saw he was online and decided to join him for a cruise room, it was at Stowe circuit and I was driving my Copen.

Soon I got bored and decided to get my Megane Trophy out. I followed the rules and only one person mentioned it, then Captain Sonic was told no racecars... So I changed to a KTM X-bow street still not sure what the need was, and his defence of "I want real traffic" was flawed. A RS equipped Nova SS, A Ferrari 250 GT and a NSX Type-R (of which only one exists in the UK, I believe) don't classify as "real traffic" in the UK...

So anyway. A bit miffed, I got into my VGT car, because I adore the sound.

Two minutes later
"No VGT" someone said
"I will happily tell you to get lost. The rules are no RACE CAR not CONCEPT"

Suddenly, host says no concepts but I refused to change because he never said it earlier and he only seemed to mind when others did, so I carried on whilst following the rules fully. More so than some others.

A huge argument, which proves how terrible the host was as he never got rid of me despite nearly everyone wanting me gone, erupted but still, I was driving my VGT. Soon host disconnected, and started a new lobby. So everyone left. Very well, I can drive in peace now.

Later it turned out the host and Captain had a run in over his friend earlier on and these rules seemed to be new as he had drove racers in the room before.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna try the room again with an FT-1 see what host says...
 
Not so much a bad experience but anyway.

To put it short I was doing a track day server at Spa. Its for road cars or concepts only, I bring out an LFA Nurburgring Edition and one of my friends says its a race car. After a few minutes of me stating over and over its not he just gives up and I leave because the server had been open for an hour or so and I was bored. So in short my reaction to him saying it was a race car is this

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Not so much a bad experience but anyway.

To put it short I was doing a track day server at Spa. Its for road cars or concepts only, I bring out an LFA Nurburgring Edition and one of my friends says its a race car. After a few minutes of me stating over and over its not he just gives up and I leave because the server had been open for an hour or so and I was bored. So in short my reaction to him saying it was a race car is this

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According to that guy, a car with a spoiler is a race car.

....

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Alright, here's another from my day with Captain Sonic.

Saw he was online and decided to join him for a cruise room, it was at Stowe circuit and I was driving my Copen.

Soon I got bored and decided to get my Megane Trophy out. I followed the rules and only one person mentioned it, then Captain Sonic was told no racecars... So I changed to a KTM X-bow street still not sure what the need was, and his defence of "I want real traffic" was flawed. A RS equipped Nova SS, A Ferrari 250 GT and a NSX Type-R (of which only one exists in the UK, I believe) don't classify as "real traffic" in the UK...

So anyway. A bit miffed, I got into my VGT car, because I adore the sound.

Two minutes later
"No VGT" someone said
"I will happily tell you to get lost. The rules are no RACE CAR not CONCEPT"

Suddenly, host says no concepts but I refused to change because he never said it earlier and he only seemed to mind when others did, so I carried on whilst following the rules fully. More so than some others.

A huge argument, which proves how terrible the host was as he never got rid of me despite nearly everyone wanting me gone, erupted but still, I was driving my VGT. Soon host disconnected, and started a new lobby. So everyone left. Very well, I can drive in peace now.

Later it turned out the host and Captain had a run in over his friend earlier on and these rules seemed to be new as he had drove racers in the room before.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna try the room again with an FT-1 see what host says...


Yea me & Legacy were crusing together. & Host I known since Gran Turismo 5 since I always went to his cruise rooms & we know each other quite well or so I thought I did. Yes I always driven race cars before & concepts with no issue before since I being a cruiser for a long time. The other night things had changed. Before I was never put on a pedestal for driving those cars & now I was being singled out. Thats some flawed logic there! & I not a newbie with the host I am a veteran cruiser as I am a cruise room boss myself. So I thought what you cant be serious. Then alot of the other players in the room start moaning over the discussion & carry on. & yet players were sliding & smoking tyres in road cars.... Whats cool is though as soon as the host lost the room I got it since I was second in line. Then slowly all the nit pickers & moaners left & went to his new room! Yeah so thats my Facepalm moment for the day.

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It could mean he drives like one or he has a car looking like one. :p

In seriousness, I agree about the whole point of it.
 
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